Your favourite quotes of the series

SegaGamer · 20/08/13 - 23:01

What was your favourite quotes of the series ?

Here's a few of mine

Sam talking about Dexter - "Going in a boy, coming out a bell end"

Dexter talking about Callum - "If you f**k with me, i'll do you"

Sam nominating Gina - "Do you want some face with that makeup"

Sam nominating Dexter - "He's so rude he would make an onion cry"

Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"

Steph_Cuckow · 20/08/13 - 23:04

SegaGamer wrote: »

What was your favourite quotes of the series ?

Here's a few of mine

Sam talking about Dexter - "Going in a boy, coming out a bell end"

Dexter talking about Callum - "If you f**k with me, i'll do you"

Sam nominating Gina - "Do you want some face with that makeup"

Sam nominating Dexter - "He's so rude he would make an onion cry"

Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"

All these n tbh all Sams jokes as i understood them hehe

danielleh · 20/08/13 - 23:06

"...like Lord Farquaad from Shrek"

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:06

Got to be Callum's soaring speech for me, just genius for all the wrong reasons

Arcana · 20/08/13 - 23:07

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HiMyNameIs · 20/08/13 - 23:09

Gina and Sallie - 'You look like a prostitute!' 'LOOK AT YOU, AND YOUR PRIMARK SHOES!'

Jemima - 'MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!'

:D:rolleyes:

Gina and Hazel - 'Why are you such a b**ch?' ' Because I was born that way baby!'

Gina and Hazel - 'Who's your least favourite housemate?' 'Hazel, Hazel, Hazel!'

Sallie to Dexter - 'You look like a snake! Every time I look at you I'm going to go ssssssssss'

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:11

Almost forgot about Gina's, "Skidmark on society" :eek::D

Dangermoose · 20/08/13 - 23:12

Dan : BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE !!!!!!

Dexter : Help! I'm locked in the storeroom!

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:12

SegaGamer wrote: »

Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"

I missed this one but I can imagine it

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:13

Dan to everyone, "I knew it!!!"

SegaGamer · 20/08/13 - 23:19

eddeva wrote: »

I missed this one but I can imagine it

It happened on the best episode of the series for me, this episode also featured Sam and Callum's crazy dancing, and the HM's talking about how annoying the triangle was

sward669 · 20/08/13 - 23:22

Hazel, cause I was born that way baby
dan, she didnt die. Shes still alive
Dexter, im locked in the store room
callum, soar charley Travers soarrrrr
hazel, theres only going to be one tit left in the room when im done

plenty more im sure

ryanr554 · 20/08/13 - 23:23

Dexter: Sams a nice lad but I'm more interesting clipping my toenails

Wolfy: If I have any more gunge in my ****ing vagina

Sallie: Your cheese will curdle

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:24

SegaGamer wrote: »

It happened on the best episode of the series for me, this episode also featured Sam and Callum's crazy dancing, and the HM's talking about how annoying the triangle was

this must NEVER happen again!
next year you're in charge of warning me when there's been a funny bit! we might even be on the same side

Selena · 20/08/13 - 23:52

Callum nominating Dexter

"It should be illegal to talk so much bullsh*t"

SegaGamer · 20/08/13 - 23:53

Selena wrote: »

Callum nominating Dexter

"It should be illegal to talk so much bullsh*t"

I like how he started his nomination

"I think he should be arrested"

:D:D

[Deleted User] · 20/08/13 - 23:55

"Look at you with your cheap Primark shoes!"

Gina to Sallie.

vald · 20/08/13 - 23:56

Wolfy; I want to thank my public.....death wish

Dexter: Mmm, nice biscuits.....therapy stopper.

Avidian · 21/08/13 - 00:23

Jemima to Wolfy: "What do you have written on your toes? I....want....It..aly?"

anne_666 · 21/08/13 - 00:26

Sam saying to Gina that he wouldn't come between her and her boy friend . TOP delusional comment for many years.

mrsmoose · 21/08/13 - 00:26

Jackie :Charlies grandmother died in front of her
Jemima: MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!
Jackie" WELL CHARLIES GRANDMOTHER DIED ON TOP OF HER!"

It was like some weird tragedy contest

hisdogspot · 21/08/13 - 00:28

Callum to Dexter ... "You said you would bend me over and stick it in me"

ericisking · 21/08/13 - 00:29

Jack (or Joe) "I'm only giving the public what they want"

Joe (or Jack) "What, a moany fat kid ?"

Vicky. · 21/08/13 - 00:31

Dexter when falling over '**** my arse'

Sames nomination of Gina 'would you like some face with that makeup'

'Put the knife down'

'You said' *disgusted look* 'I will bend you over, and STICK IT IN you' and the whole convo of that actually...how it all evolved from mental metaphors to threats of anal rape

Michael 'Oh **** off Sallie'. Was the way he said it

'Your daughter didnt die, SHES ALIVE!!!'

:D:D

Brutal Truth · 21/08/13 - 00:34

Callum's attempt to seduce Charlie "...You've got a face for radio"

Xtraaa · 21/08/13 - 00:45

HiMyNameIs wrote: »

Gina and Sallie - 'You look like a prostitute!' 'LOOK AT YOU, AND YOUR PRIMARK SHOES!'

Jemima - 'MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!' :D:rolleyes:

Janet St Walker wrote: »

Almost forgot about Gina's, "Skidmark on society" :eek::D

Dangermoose wrote: »

Dan : BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE !!!!!!

mrsmoose wrote: »

Jackie :Charlies grandmother died in front of her
Jemima: MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!
Jackie" WELL CHARLIES GRANDMOTHER DIED ON TOP OF HER!"

These were the funniest

:D:D

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