Mel B has sex 5 times a day!
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Mel B has claimed that she keeps fit by having sex five times a day.
The former Spice Girl denied that she is obsessed with exercise and attributed her toned physique to regular sessions with her husband Stephen Belafonte.
"My husband likes my muscles, but then he's seen me every which way over the past eight years - including when I put on 42lbs after my last pregnancy - and he always loves my body.
"In fact, on top of all my exercise, I have sex with him five times a day - maybe that has something to do with it. I have to admit, I'm a nymphomaniac with him. It's sexercise."
Some blokes have all the luck
The former Spice Girl denied that she is obsessed with exercise and attributed her toned physique to regular sessions with her husband Stephen Belafonte.
"My husband likes my muscles, but then he's seen me every which way over the past eight years - including when I put on 42lbs after my last pregnancy - and he always loves my body.
"In fact, on top of all my exercise, I have sex with him five times a day - maybe that has something to do with it. I have to admit, I'm a nymphomaniac with him. It's sexercise."
Some blokes have all the luck
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Those who can't - or in Mel's case, don't - do nothing but talk about it.
Do she not realise how stupid this makes her sound? I always have suspicions when people say things like this that they're not getting any :D
Plus, when would she have time to spend with her kids if she was shagging him 5 times a day? Unless they're quickies of course which kinda knocks the 'sexercise' on the head!!
Quickies dont count
Do we really need to know about her sex life....
Lainey
http://entertainment.oneindia.in/music/international/2009/mel-b-peepshow-renewing-080609.html
She's got to be telling porkies, as she hasn't been with her husband for 8 years.
Apparently she knew him before they got together though.
She probably orgasms 5 times a day.
Now I feel sick thinking about Mel B doing that and we definitely need pukey smilies on here.
"Ooooohhhh..me minge kicks out a right PONG!"
You can orgasm 5 times or more with 1 sh*g.
You obviously do, since you clicked on this thread and replied!!! :rolleyes:
Now, Geri Haliwell however .....
PMSL !:D - Now having involuntary flashbacks to Bo Selecta and the minge!!