Mel B has sex 5 times a day!

TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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Mel B has claimed that she keeps fit by having sex five times a day.

The former Spice Girl denied that she is obsessed with exercise and attributed her toned physique to regular sessions with her husband Stephen Belafonte.


"My husband likes my muscles, but then he's seen me every which way over the past eight years - including when I put on 42lbs after my last pregnancy - and he always loves my body.

"In fact, on top of all my exercise, I have sex with him five times a day - maybe that has something to do with it. I have to admit, I'm a nymphomaniac with him. It's sexercise."

Some blokes have all the luck:cry:
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  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    She hasn't been with her hubby for 8 years, and if she's lying about that, she's probably not getting any.
  • mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    avid merrion has forever made me want to puke when I hear of mel B sexy time.
  • LemonPledgeLemonPledge Posts: 6,277
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    fab news.
  • LittleChickenLittleChicken Posts: 5,916
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    Those who can, do.

    Those who can't - or in Mel's case, don't - do nothing but talk about it.

    :D
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Those who can, do.

    Those who can't - or in Mel's case, don't - do nothing but talk about it.

    :D
    My point exactly. Liar liar pants on fire Mel B - and incidentally, at your age lady, you should keep your mouth shut, it's undignified.
  • Pisces CloudPisces Cloud Posts: 30,239
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    I have my suspicions that she might be exaggerating just a tad.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,168
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    :yawn::yawn::yawn:
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    Of course you do Mel, we believe you :rolleyes:

    Do she not realise how stupid this makes her sound? I always have suspicions when people say things like this that they're not getting any :D:D

    Plus, when would she have time to spend with her kids if she was shagging him 5 times a day? Unless they're quickies of course which kinda knocks the 'sexercise' on the head!!
  • mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    maybe hubby gets 5 thrusts a day.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 82
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    Im sorry....5 times a day...with 2 kids!! and apparently she has no help looking after them...where does she get the time!!!!!
  • LaineyTLaineyT Posts: 6,392
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    Whats that old saying...

    Quickies dont count :D

    Do we really need to know about her sex life....

    Lainey
  • LittleChickenLittleChicken Posts: 5,916
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    Just trying to get some press because her Vegas contract hasn't been renewed.

    http://entertainment.oneindia.in/music/international/2009/mel-b-peepshow-renewing-080609.html

    She's got to be telling porkies, as she hasn't been with her husband for 8 years.
  • LemonPledgeLemonPledge Posts: 6,277
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    I have sex 50 times a day. Mel's getting none comapred to me.



    :o
  • *Scooby**Scooby* Posts: 1,145
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    What a load of lying shit. Who cares what smelly old Mel B does with her vagina anyways??????????????????????
  • Neighbours_FanNeighbours_Fan Posts: 7,514
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    Just trying to get some press because her Vegas contract hasn't been renewed.

    http://entertainment.oneindia.in/music/international/2009/mel-b-peepshow-renewing-080609.html

    She's got to be telling porkies, as she hasn't been with her husband for 8 years.

    Apparently she knew him before they got together though.
  • IvanIVIvanIV Posts: 30,310
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    That's a lot of money for batteries.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    mathertron wrote: »
    maybe hubby gets 5 thrusts a day.


    She probably orgasms 5 times a day.

    Now I feel sick thinking about Mel B doing that and we definitely need pukey smilies on here.
  • *Scooby**Scooby* Posts: 1,145
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    She probably orgasms 5 times a day.

    Now I feel sick thinking about Mel B doing that and we definitely need pukey smilies on here.
    She doesn't shag 5 times a day. Oh purlease people think about how absurd it is!!!!!
  • angelafisherangelafisher Posts: 4,150
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    So where are her kids all the time, and will they really want to read this when they grow older? Talk about embarrasing mothers!!!
  • rayofsunshinerayofsunshine Posts: 5,310
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    Something i'm sure everyyone wants to hear about :rolleyes:
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Posts: 18,758
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    Thats probably why...

    "Ooooohhhh..me minge kicks out a right PONG!"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    *Scooby* wrote: »
    She doesn't shag 5 times a day. Oh purlease people think about how absurd it is!!!!!


    You can orgasm 5 times or more with 1 sh*g.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,451
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    *Scooby* wrote: »
    What a load of lying shit. Who cares what smelly old Mel B does with her vagina anyways??????????????????????

    You obviously do, since you clicked on this thread and replied!!! :rolleyes:
  • I love EllieI love Ellie Posts: 8,009
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    5 times a day or not, the bloke that does the servicing is going to have to wear a paper bag as she's so damned ugly. She's a double bagger for sure.

    Now, Geri Haliwell however .....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,253
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    *Scooby* wrote: »
    What a load of lying shit. Who cares what smelly old Mel B does with her vagina anyways??????????????????????

    PMSL !:D - Now having involuntary flashbacks to Bo Selecta and the minge!!
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