Police search for missing Penis!
Bulletguy1
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First a Plane goes missing.....now a penis has gone 'awol'. 
A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off.:o
The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin after the attack.
The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut earlier while searches of the area were carried out.:o
It has now reopened.
A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed.
A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off.
:oThe 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin after the attack.
The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut earlier while searches of the area were carried out.
:oIt has now reopened.
A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed.
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Remember the aptly named John Bobbitt?
*I'm here all week folks!
*crosses legs*
Now there's an understatement if ever I heard one!
Typical ingrained sexism.
Would a jokes be made if a woman had suffered mutilation to her genitals.
I agree but remember the John Bobbitt story? Even he cashed in on it and became a porn star.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
Well, many a joke is made about womens bits after having babies.
And anyway, they should have checked his head first, it's like your sunglasses, or a hat, you think you've lost them and they were on your head all along.
It's a serious assault that could have caused death due to blood loss.
But oh no, let's break out the joke book ..