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LemonPledgeLemonPledge Posts: 6,277
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Audi's all the way followed by Mercedes-Benz then BMW :)

I love the Audi R8.;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,283
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    So you have a go at other people for making apparent ''pointless'' threads and then you make one like this that will probably barely reach 20 replies? Ok then.
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    That BlokeThat Bloke Posts: 6,352
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    the_man777 wrote: »
    your thoughts please gentlemen
    Audi has more letters than BMW, but if you use the full name of BMW it has more, so a draw there.

    Audi comes before BMW in the alphabet, so a win for Audi, but BMW has more capitals, so a win for it.

    Certainly a tough choice. :P

    Seriously though, what models?
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    :) Audi R8 5.2V10.Manual.Best £100k i'll ever spend.
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    LemonPledgeLemonPledge Posts: 6,277
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    the_man777 wrote: »
    your thoughts please gentlemen

    why only men btw?
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    :) My hope for 2010 is that there are more motoring/car threads on here.
    I know i could go to Pistonheads or one of the others.But i think there's definitely a place for it here as well.:)
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I love Audi. Incidentally, the Q5 is a great car. Despite liking German cars, I've never been a fan of BMW, as it's something of a put off seeing the older ones driven around by riff-raff, who think they are classy just because they drive a BMW. :rolleyes: If I was in the market for a luxury German car, I would choose Mercedes as I think their image is more classy than BMW.
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    My sister has an Audi TT Quattro and it drives nicely, I think. BMWs seem to be driven by men with small penises.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 60
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    Audi every time. There's something not quite right with BMW owners, the chav's favourite car
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    barnabeebear wrote: »
    I love Audi. Incidentally, the Q5 is a great car. Despite liking German cars, I've never been a fan of BMW, as it's something of a put off seeing the older ones driven around by riff-raff, who think they are classy just because they drive a BMW. :rolleyes: If I was in the market for a luxury German car, I would choose Mercedes as I think their image is more classy than BMW.

    :) The Q5.That's like a scaled down Q7?.I parked next to one of those Q7's the other day.It was as big as a truck!.Woldn't fancy manouvering one in a multi storey car park very much.:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,940
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    the_man777 wrote: »
    these are mens cars love. thats why

    Oh shit, does this mean that my snatch will one day bar me from owning an E60 M5 or an 850 CSi? :(
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Kapellmeister wrote: »
    My sister has an Audi TT Quattro and it drives nicely, I think. BMWs seem to be driven by men with small penises.

    :confused: But i thought BMW stood for 'Black Mans Wheels'?.Is it all a myth then?.;)
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    deeemgeedeeemgee Posts: 623
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    Kapellmeister wrote: »
    My sister has an Audi TT Quattro and it drives nicely, I think. BMWs seem to be driven by men with small penises.

    Well I have driven BMW cars for last eight years with much content. I think they are great to drive and are very well made. I had an Audi A4 about 15 years ago and it was awful and not very comfortable. Not a very detailed survey I agree, but only my personal experience.

    And my winkie is still very average!
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    U96 wrote: »
    :) The Q5.That's like a scaled down Q7?.I parked next to one of those Q7's the other day.It was as big as a truck!.Woldn't fancy manouvering one in a multi storey car park very much.:eek:

    The Q5 is Audi's version of the VW Tiguan, while the Q7 is around the same size as the VW Touareg. I wouldn't feel quite so comfortable behind the wheel of the Q7, but I think I could force myself to get used to the Q5! :D
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    Mine's a Q7, but its version 1, so loads of technical crap that doesn't work :( It's alot bigger than a Tourag btw. Bigging it up for the girls :cool:
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    Mumof3Mumof3 Posts: 4,529
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    Double post, too much champagne
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    Sniffle774Sniffle774 Posts: 20,290
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    the_man777 wrote: »
    these are mens cars love. thats why

    why ?
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    fifilapewfifilapew Posts: 4,390
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    I've had and driven various models of both, I would say the Bmw's are more fun to drive, ( that said i've only driven 2.0 tdi a3 and a4 so maybe not a fair comparison, wheras I have driven, as a courtesy car( due to a problematic x5 being in the shop several times) pretty much every bmw in the range, and owned 2 m3's. Audis have a definate quality feel about them though and ( touch wood) are pretty reliable. The Bmw every time for driving though. Sadly it will be a long time til I can afford a new Bmw or Audi again:(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 445
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    bmw 335d, if you get it remapped, its the fastest car on the road:
    http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=571152&i=600
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    Mumof3 wrote: »
    Mine's a Q7, but its version 1, so loads of technical crap that doesn't work :( It's alot bigger than a Tourag btw. Bigging it up for the girls :cool:

    Interesting, as the Q7 is built on the same platform as the VW Touareg. Lovely car, nevertheless. :)
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    DarthchaffinchDarthchaffinch Posts: 7,558
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    buy a bike and save the planet.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    fifilapew wrote: »
    I've had and driven various models of both, I would say the Bmw's are more fun to drive, ( that said i've only driven 2.0 tdi a3 and a4 so maybe not a fair comparison, wheras I have driven, as a courtesy car( due to a problematic x5 being in the shop several times) pretty much every bmw in the range, and owned 2 m3's. Audis have a definate quality feel about them though and ( touch wood) are pretty reliable. The Bmw every time for driving though. Sadly it will be a long time til I can afford a new Bmw or Audi again:(

    Buy a cheap, old one then, and you can have the 'chav' label thrown in for free! ;):D
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    the_man777 wrote: »
    these are mens cars love. thats why

    Come on ladies, that is kinda funny :D

    For me, I think I'll get by with the (2010) M6 :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,283
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    Kinda wrote: »
    Come on ladies, that is kinda funny :D

    Not really. Plenty of girls love and are knowledgeable about these types of cars, not just men - just like a lot of girls are knowledgeable when it comes to football (no, not how pretty the footballers are)
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    citizen_smith wrote: »
    bmw 335d, if you get it remapped, its the fastest car on the road:
    http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=571152&i=600

    :cool: Now,that's what i call power to the people!.
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    fifilapewfifilapew Posts: 4,390
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    barnabeebear wrote: »
    Buy a cheap, old one then, and you can have the 'chav' label thrown in for free! ;):D

    I was driving an m reg 320td? last year while waiting for my insurance payout to come through, it had 185 000 miles on it and it drove perfectly, had onboard computer too ( fue;l consumption, range etc) I had a £9000 ish budget to get a car and I chose a 2nd hand audi over bmw only because I could get a newer one for the money.
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