Emma Chawner - the new Jade Goody? (Part 10)

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  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    Lol, watching Last Chance and Phil's going on about poofs and florists. He's got every excuse under the sun not to do it, doesn't he? "Oh me legs", "Oh I don't want girls bossing me around". Loving Aud's rant about immigrants as well. She's a right wee treat isn't she?
    Oh dear me, the Chawners give the Daily Mail excuse after excuse to publish articles about fat, lazy, benefit scroungers :(
  • wannabegothchavwannabegothchav Posts: 1,690
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    tenorlady wrote: »
    Oh dear me, the Chawners give the Daily Mail excuse after excuse to publish articles about fat, lazy, benefit scroungers :(

    The Daily Mail website is my guilty pleasure. I'm ashamed.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,204
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    Will the Chawners court appearance on Monday be covered by the local press again?

    Wonder if Phizzle lost his appetite today on his birthday pondering their court appearance.
  • greengrangreengran Posts: 4,129
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    Simi89 wrote: »
    Will the Chawners court appearance on Monday be covered by the local press again?

    Wonder if Phizzle lost his appetite today on his birthday pondering their court appearance.

    I wonder what will happen on Monday. Will they receive another ASBO, or will the Judge decide enough is enough and send than down? Alternately, the Judge could find them innocent and victims of a conspiracy. Oh I can't wait!:eek:D
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    greengran wrote: »
    I wonder what will happen on Monday. Will they receive another ASBO, or will the Judge decide enough is enough and send than down? Alternately, the Judge could find them innocent and victims of a conspiracy. Oh I can't wait!:eek:D

    Do you think the Judge will give them little certificates like this?? :D:D
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    Do you think the Judge will give them little certificates like this?? :D:D
    Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!:D:D I love it.
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    Do you think the Judge will give them little certificates like this?? :D:D

    Brilliant! Gothchav needs one of them for every Vodka Sunday...
  • greengrangreengran Posts: 4,129
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    Do you think the Judge will give them little certificates like this?? :D:D

    That is so brilliant, I love it.
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    I wonder if Emma and Sam have remembered it's Father's Day today? Just in case they haven't, I have made Philth a cake:)

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/299487207_278eeb2e36.jpg

    Happy Father's Day to daddies everywhere, even my own, who's a bit of a twit.:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,204
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    tenorlady wrote: »
    I wonder if Emma and Sam have remembered it's Father's Day today? Just in case they haven't, I have made Philth a cake:)

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/299487207_278eeb2e36.jpg

    Happy Father's Day to daddies everywhere, even my own, who's a bit of a twit.:D

    That cake is chawnertastic! :eek:
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    Simi89 wrote: »
    That cake is chawnertastic! :eek:
    All it needs is a dollop of trifle on the side, to add one of the 5 a day, and it's perfect.:)
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    I've finally seen Skipgate! :D You've no idea how happy I am. Also, I honestly think that GothChav turning up at the wedding vows would have been a cracking end to the series! :D

    Did I honestly see a card on their fridge that said "Slimmer of the week"?? Did they buy them off the internet? :D:cool::o

    Oh, and HERE's a copy of the certificate without the watermark on it in the corner :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 77
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    Simi89 wrote: »
    Will the Chawners court appearance on Monday be covered by the local press again?

    Wonder if Phizzle lost his appetite today on his birthday pondering their court appearance.

    Sims, today is the day for the Chunks to appear in court... Well,,,Thats as long as they all havnt been admitted into hospital overnight,,, Sam with her ovaries,Emma with her asthma( smoked so many **** due to stress of court) & Philth may be having his leg amputated, as I type...;),, :D Hope the local tv news & paparazzi are there to record the verdict...
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    Barbidoll wrote: »
    Sims, today is the day for the Chunks to appear in court... Well,,,Thats as long as they all havnt been admitted into hospital overnight,,, Sam with her ovaries,Emma with her asthma( smoked so many **** due to stress of court) & Philth may be having his leg amputated, as I type...;),, :D Hope the local tv news & paparazzi are there to record the verdict...
    Wow, I expect every journalist in the North West is queuing up to get a seat in the gallery to see the Chawnz appear before the judge.

    However, they won't be going down because it's not their fault. But just in case they are jailed, here's some music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1iAwlhsnQ
  • wannabegothchavwannabegothchav Posts: 1,690
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    As I wasn't lucky enough to go to the wedding, I have now decided that I shall pester the Chunkies for visiting orders.

    I'm spending my free time this week sewing extra pockets into my clothes so I can smuggle the essentials in to prison for them, like custard and ginger cake, and the TV times.
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    I wonder if Phil will be banged up in Strangeways? It would be ironic if he was, because he does have very strange ways. :D

    They might actually lose some weight in prison, and the girls might be able to complete their education. It could be the start of a new and wonderful life for Britain's Fattest Family™.

    How likely is it, though, that they will be sent down? After all, it's not their fault.
  • hammerfanhammerfan Posts: 1,696
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    As I wasn't lucky enough to go to the wedding, I have now decided that I shall pester the Chunkies for visiting orders.

    I'm spending my free time this week sewing extra pockets into my clothes so I can smuggle the essentials in to prison for them, like custard and ginger cake, and the TV times.

    Also, depending on how long they're in there for, don't forget the mince pies at Christmas & the roast potatoes!
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    According to Gordon Ramsay, all prisoners,are living the life of Riley Sky tele, mobile phones & much more,,, So maybe, prison is not for the Chunks.. We dont want them to continue, with the life they have become accustomed too, Already!!! I would be happy with rather a large fine...So," That really would muck their money up".. How long will it be, Before Philth is on his f/b begging for money????:D
  • greengrangreengran Posts: 4,129
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    As I wasn't lucky enough to go to the wedding, I have now decided that I shall pester the Chunkies for visiting orders.

    I'm spending my free time this week sewing extra pockets into my clothes so I can smuggle the essentials in to prison for them, like custard and ginger cake, and the TV times.

    The Tv times is no good to them, it's Audrey that has the tv fixation. If they go down who's going to look after her and get her meals and help her up. That may be Phil's excuse for not going to prison, he has to (a-hem) care for his wife.
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    I there nobody left in the coc, that can see Philths f/b page...???? Surely, hes updated, by now, how things went for them in court??? Im sure he would have been touting for sympathy by now, Unless, they really they havnt been taken to starngeways,,,,..... Contempt of Court probably, thanx to Emma & her big gob!!!! :)
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    Barbidoll wrote: »
    I there nobody left in the coc, that can see Philths f/b page...???? Surely, hes updated, by now, how things went for them in court??? Im sure he would have been touting for sympathy by now, Unless, they really they havnt been taken to starngeways,,,,..... Contempt of Court probably, thanx to Emma & her big gob!!!! :)

    Sorry for my bad spelling & mixed up sentences, Ive just had an afternoon snooze, & Im not quite with it yet!!!!! Also, really excited to know what the verdict might be.....
  • MehitabelMehitabel Posts: 936
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    Sorry for my bad spelling & mixed up sentences, Ive just had an afternoon snooze, & Im not quite with it yet!!!!! Also, really excited to know what the verdict might be.....

    That drumming you hear is my foot tapping impatiently while waiting for the verdict. They should be home by now, but maybe Phlop hasn't had a chance to bemoan his fate on Facebook. Or maybe he's been cautioned to keep his mouth shut. Wouldn't that be awful!!?:eek:
  • MehitabelMehitabel Posts: 936
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    Could PC be too embarrassed/upset to post the results even though we all know it isn't their fault?
  • hammerfanhammerfan Posts: 1,696
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    I don't thing PC gets embarrassed does he - I've never seen any sign of that on the show.
  • wannabegothchavwannabegothchav Posts: 1,690
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    I'm surprised he hasn't posted any good wishes to Jack Osbourne yet! Maybe he has been sent down!
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