Form an orderly queue lads - Jodie Marsh gagging for it
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/jodie-marsh-admits-desperate-for-sex-celibate-three-years-tmi-142049420.html
After being celibate for 3 years and even turning down irresistible (in his own head) love God, Kirk Norcross, Jodie has decided to unlock the chastity belt and she's ready to get shagging again.
Never one to shy away from TMI, she also tells the lovely story about how her ex dumped her for wanting too much kinky sex when he couldn't keep up with her demands for it 6 times a night.
Yes, Jodie is back and how we've (sort of) missed her
After being celibate for 3 years and even turning down irresistible (in his own head) love God, Kirk Norcross, Jodie has decided to unlock the chastity belt and she's ready to get shagging again.
Never one to shy away from TMI, she also tells the lovely story about how her ex dumped her for wanting too much kinky sex when he couldn't keep up with her demands for it 6 times a night.
Yes, Jodie is back and how we've (sort of) missed her
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I certainly wouldn't say she's that.
So you kept said in many posts on any women threads.
Not sure why she made such a big deal about her celibacy - as though it makes her superior in some way. She's not exactly the epitome of class and refinement in any case.
Jack Cockings - Melanie Sykes's ex - is single now - perhaps she could consider him now having previously rebuffed him.:D
It's an insult to dogs. They have much more likeability than the Marsh Monster does.
I wouldn't want to be.
Agree, It made me laugh when news reports said a 'star' of Geordie Shore had been arrested. Please, the people who are on GS are not stars by any stretch of the imagination. I would guess 98% of the population have no clue who any of them are and wouldn't recognise them if they stood next to them in a shop.
I think some posts have been created to try and get a reaction.
Would your daughter do an interview with a lads mag and say she's desperate to get her leg over because she hasn't had any for a long time and talk about her room full of dildos gathering dust?
Whatever happened to stars actually being famous for a reason. These bozos are about as relevant as contestants off the chase. It makes me want to weep for the future when teenagers tweet "PLEASE FOOLOW ME GAZ URE SO SEXY," ah yes, drunken fights and promiscuity. How very cool
People like Jodie Marsh deserve all the flak they get, imho. The damage they cause to the younger, impressionable generations is disgusting, depressing, and irreversible. It's time people understood what it means to feel a bit of shame again, I think.
Hopefully, none of your female offspring would wear a T-Shirt displaying the names of her ex shags and with marks rating them next to it; wear a belt over their norks, get their tits engorged to absurd proportions, have a series of publicised relationships, including a sham marriage on MTV; pose for pictures in a so called celibate relationship, with her 'beau' mimicking an action where he appears to be going down on her, and also publicly state that she is 'gagging for it' - which is why this thread is titled thus.
That, for me, would be the main reason not to.
I had to laugh at that too, I can't imagine anyone 'normal' toughing her with a bargepole. And those tattoos....oh my god.
Awww I can't be the only one who thinks Jodie is likeable?