The Vax cordless with the unfunny Miranda Hart doing the voice over - most annoying voice she has
You've done it now! Didn't you know that there's a vast army of people (all wimmin) who think mugging to camera and falling over is absolutely hysterical.
Sorry if this has been mentioned before, but the one for Corsodol is a horrible advert! >:(
Someone splitting blood into the sink! And it's ALWAYS when I'm eating.
I wish they would ban it.
There are so many other annoying ones.
The one for 'available car' with the woman with the annoying voice and the teeth pees me off. She must have had her teeth done, because she spends the whole ad grinning. >:(
Also the ad for SCS makes me wanna scream too! >:( The woman - and her VOICE - are so irritating.
And all the gambling ads and ads for online bingo annoy me too!
POLYGRIP; They want us to 'Live loud, Eat Loud' and so we are subjected to different people crunching, chewing and chobbling on various food...Just as the Magnum makes me angry this one makes me furious. >:( why do they think this is good?
That bloody awful Muller Pud thing advert! That annoying woman drawling in a fake, trying to be almost sound erotic voice about chocolate covered balls! Those deserts are nowt special, i've tried them.
Oh God Yes! that ghastly patronising bitch calling out, "Everyone, Pudding!"
Then that other one with the phoney American accent drawling on about "Chucklat"
Oh God Yes! that ghastly patronising bitch calling out, "Everyone, Pudding!"
Then that other one with the phoney American accent drawling on about "Chucklat"
Why it's the Nation's (other) Forceably Adopted Sweetheart, Nicole Schezerzerzeringer, still playing on her 'airhead' image plus those 'chocolate-coated balls' get rolled out again....;-)
Last time she knocked over the Acropolis eating a Muller Dream Whippy and this time she's destroying someones garden party by...surpriiise! making herself the centre of attention again! :kitty: I think what I love most is the notion that the others, who've just had their entire meal pulled onto the floor and ruined are all gazing adoringly in sync at her with the strategically-placed chocolate smudge on her nose. How cute!
Sandwiched in between endless Winner Bingo and Satsuma Loan adverts it's like decsending into George Orwell's '1984'.
Hostelworld - The ad somehow manages to get played out during the day with "rear end" nudity
Argh! That one where all those attractive young people go skinny dipping together without speaking to each other beforehand? When sober? How come this sort of thing didn't happen when I was at that age? :mad:
And yes, I was a bit surprised at the nudity being allowed.
On the bright side, it's a pond in the middle of nowhere and the 'go on jump in' to the last one strikes me as so much like a type of scene from umpteen horror movies just before it all starts to go horribly wrong so I take comfort from what is about to happen...
You've done it now! Didn't you know that there's a vast army of people (all wimmin) who think mugging to camera and falling over is absolutely hysterical.
I could just tolerate her in the midwife thing but her comedy is dire. "oops I fell over, I know it looked fake as f**k but it was really geniune accidental coomedy gold, honest!
The safe sex adverts on MTV with Tinie Tempah. Saw 2 of them within 10 seconds whilst browsing through. Is this allowed to be on before 9pm:o
I'm also not sure why the Hostelworld ad is allowed either. At first I thought it was going to be an advert about tombstoning or something......... and then they're showing their backsides. Why?
The Florette salad bags ad. The accompanying Spike Milligan ditty makes me want to smash my house up.
It's right up there with 'put your hand in the fruit bowl'.
I detest Miranda Hart's voiceover too, telling that sap to vac glitter out of the sodding car.
The Florette salad bags ad. The accompanying Spike Milligan ditty makes me want to smash my house up.
It's right up there with 'put your hand in the fruit bowl'.
I detest Miranda Hart's voiceover too, telling that sap to vac glitter out of the sodding car.
I couldn't agree more, just when you think ad 'music' couldn't get any worse....it does.
Why it's the Nation's (other) Forceably Adopted Sweetheart, Nicole Schezerzerzeringer, still playing on her 'airhead' image plus those 'chocolate-coated balls' get rolled out again....;-)
Last time she knocked over the Acropolis eating a Muller Dream Whippy and this time she's destroying someones garden party by...surpriiise! making herself the centre of attention again! :kitty: I think what I love most is the notion that the others, who've just had their entire meal pulled onto the floor and ruined are all gazing adoringly in sync at her with the strategically-placed chocolate smudge on her nose. How cute!
Sandwiched in between endless Winner Bingo and Satsuma Loan adverts it's like decsending into George Orwell's '1984'.
She also pulled on a chain in a train carriage thus forcing the driver to stop the train. So in these adverts she has knocked over the Acropolis, stopped a train and ruined her friends (I'm presuming she was invited) garden party.
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You've done it now! Didn't you know that there's a vast army of people (all wimmin) who think mugging to camera and falling over is absolutely hysterical.
Ghastly old hypocrite, his awful smirking face always gives me the urge to vomit!
Someone splitting blood into the sink! And it's ALWAYS when I'm eating.
I wish they would ban it.
There are so many other annoying ones.
The one for 'available car' with the woman with the annoying voice and the teeth pees me off. She must have had her teeth done, because she spends the whole ad grinning. >:(
Also the ad for SCS makes me wanna scream too! >:( The woman - and her VOICE - are so irritating.
And all the gambling ads and ads for online bingo annoy me too!
There are many more!
Oh God Yes! that ghastly patronising bitch calling out, "Everyone, Pudding!"
Then that other one with the phoney American accent drawling on about "Chucklat"
Vomit? Really? Always gives me the urge to slap him.
Agreed, I would slap him after I had vomited.
Why it's the Nation's (other) Forceably Adopted Sweetheart, Nicole Schezerzerzeringer, still playing on her 'airhead' image plus those 'chocolate-coated balls' get rolled out again....;-)
Last time she knocked over the Acropolis eating a Muller Dream Whippy and this time she's destroying someones garden party by...surpriiise! making herself the centre of attention again! :kitty: I think what I love most is the notion that the others, who've just had their entire meal pulled onto the floor and ruined are all gazing adoringly in sync at her with the strategically-placed chocolate smudge on her nose. How cute!
Sandwiched in between endless Winner Bingo and Satsuma Loan adverts it's like decsending into George Orwell's '1984'.
The new 3 ad I believe sampling East 17 "Alright"
and the final scene with one of them
close dancing with some old bloke
her face !!!!
what happened....
i think its a bank advert
I quite like their adverts to be honest.
And yes, I was a bit surprised at the nudity being allowed.
On the bright side, it's a pond in the middle of nowhere and the 'go on jump in' to the last one strikes me as so much like a type of scene from umpteen horror movies just before it all starts to go horribly wrong so I take comfort from what is about to happen...
I could just tolerate her in the midwife thing but her comedy is dire. "oops I fell over, I know it looked fake as f**k but it was really geniune accidental coomedy gold, honest!
The Birdseye advert in which the actress says "taglatelli" instead of "tagliatelli". They should at least know the name of their own product!
I'm also not sure why the Hostelworld ad is allowed either. At first I thought it was going to be an advert about tombstoning or something......... and then they're showing their backsides. Why?
Is it just me that finds this modern trend of turning nouns into verbs and verbs into nouns infuriating?
or perhaps... slap him and then vomit.... On him.
It's right up there with 'put your hand in the fruit bowl'.
I detest Miranda Hart's voiceover too, telling that sap to vac glitter out of the sodding car.
I couldn't agree more, just when you think ad 'music' couldn't get any worse....it does.
She also pulled on a chain in a train carriage thus forcing the driver to stop the train. So in these adverts she has knocked over the Acropolis, stopped a train and ruined her friends (I'm presuming she was invited) garden party.
That 3 network East 17 Alright advert goes on forever