just caught my neighbours mum masturbating in my car

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  • InMyArmsInMyArms Posts: 50,764
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    I don't even know why someone would make this up :confused:
  • Mad Man MoonMad Man Moon Posts: 1,087
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    InMyArms wrote: »
    I don't even know why someone would make this up :confused:

    It's not even a good porn storyline.
  • superbabe69superbabe69 Posts: 527
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    InMyArms wrote: »
    I don't even know why someone would make this up :confused:

    Maybe it's true :confused:

    On second thoughts.........Nah.
  • Elphie_LivesElphie_Lives Posts: 4,455
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    You should've joined in...
  • tysonstormtysonstorm Posts: 24,609
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    RussellIan wrote: »
    That's the second time you've done that in the last couple of weeks when I'm trying to eat fish and chips!! :p:p

    Whoops. :p

    And fish, in a masturbation thread? you just had to didn't you? :D
  • TenpeTenpe Posts: 1,508
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    skazza wrote: »
    I really hate to dampen everyone's fun, but one can't be 'legs akimbo.'

    Sorry OP.

    Sorry to you too. When I appeared she startled and knocked over the half filled coffee I had in the coffee holder. If her legs weren't 'akimbo', this wouldn't have happened
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    Are you sure she was masturbating and not just tending to an itch in her ladygarden?
  • BartackBartack Posts: 1,368
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    I don't believe the OP has a car.
  • skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    Tenpe wrote: »
    Sorry to you too. When I appeared she startled and knocked over the half filled coffee I had in the coffee holder. If her legs weren't 'akimbo', this wouldn't have happened

    Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.

    I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,516
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    skazza wrote: »
    Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.

    I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this

    :D:D:D

    Well said Professor!
  • TenpeTenpe Posts: 1,508
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    skazza wrote: »
    Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.

    I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this

    :eek::eek::eek: You don't want to be doing that, mate. Restrain yerself, man!!
  • LushnessLushness Posts: 38,158
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    I hope there wasn't any leakage on your seats! :eek:
  • BelligerenceBelligerence Posts: 40,613
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    Hogzilla wrote: »
    Or one of them Loose Women. Am fairly sure that's the only action they get.
    Haha. :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 552
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    If the woman is Jane Fonda alike I would have asked if she needed an extra hand :D
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    If the woman is Jane Fonda alike I would have asked if she needed an extra hand :D

    In the interests of putting the OP off, I suspect she was less Jane Fonda more.... like this.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 893
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    Was it Janette Krankie?

    :D:D:D
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Everyone - let's remember this is the twenty-first century....anything and everything goes nowadays!

    BUT....

    Given that it IS the twenty-first century....

    WHERE THE HELL'S THE FONECAM PICS OP???

    :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 498
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    This is just ridiculous and impossible to believe. If she's in her sixties and fancied a quick shufty she'd have got in the back. The cramped position in the front seat would have played havoc with her hips.
  • YuffieYuffie Posts: 9,864
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    I can't believe how ridiculously full of crap the OP is, and this is blatently such a lie, but somehow I can't stay out of the thread. 'Ooohh a reply to the crazy thread, I must see it !'
  • Doctor BenchDoctor Bench Posts: 4,467
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    Was she fit?
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,227
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    Tenpe wrote: »
    Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:

    Like anyone's going to be masturbating in broad daylight in a car. Nice try though.
  • scorpio manscorpio man Posts: 4,960
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    Maybe she was trying to set up a new location for a spot of dogging. :D
  • stvn758stvn758 Posts: 19,656
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    Disgusting thread.




    For a Monday. :D
  • fefsterfefster Posts: 7,388
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    This is obviously a teenage boy fantasy. Everyone knows that women don't do it with legs akimbo, it just dosen't work. Only a man would say that.
  • skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    fefster wrote: »
    legs akimbo

    Stop it!!!
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