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Futurama quote of the day
rosco2010
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Following the hugely popular The Simpsons quote of the day comes the Futurama one, and whilst not as successful, provides some hilarious lines.
Bender: Interesting.. Oh no wait, the other thing, tedious.
Bender: Oh, Your. God.
Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Bender: Bite my frozen metal ass!
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
Bender: Bite my red hot glowing ass!
Bender: Interesting.. Oh no wait, the other thing, tedious.
Bender: Oh, Your. God.
Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Bender: Bite my frozen metal ass!
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
Bender: Bite my red hot glowing ass!
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Fry: Everyone we invited is here!
Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg!
Monique: "Calculon!! But i thought you were..."
Calculon: "Egyptian?!" **dramatic music**
Professor Farnsworth: Get a job!!!
Fry says; "Look there's a Ronco record safe!
I had one of those!
I can still remember the combination!
Nine!"
Anyone old enough to remember the cheap tat Ronco turned out, would appreciate that.
[Leela talking about Nibbler]
Leela: Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine!
Lrrr: "Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced 'guacamolé'!"
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! [He turns to the camera.] Goodnight!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
*slowly claps*
Professor: "You're going to to his laundry?"
(Leela slaps the professor)
[after being kicked out of the moon theme park]
Bender: "Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"
And later
Bender: "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!"
Leela: Yeah, yeah... Trees down.
Voice: TREES DOWN!
Fry: Cool. What do you do if you want the trees up?
Voice: TREES UP!
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh, you better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down.
Neutral Leader: "All i know is my gut says maybe."
Neutral Official: "Your neutralness, it's a beige alert."
Neutral Leader: "If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello."
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum.
Fry: I can explain that. It used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all.