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Steven's contributions to the house
loddellbosh
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We all know that Steven has made massive contributions to the house and, more importantly, he knows it himself:
So let's list his contributions.
1. A sizzling romance with the charismatic Kimberly. I can feel the chemistry from hundreds of miles away. Electrifying.
2. Raising the housemates' collective IQ by several points. Never have we seen such an intelligent housemate, one who can connect with another housemate emotionally, physically and mentally.
3. His mere presence inside the house makes the other housemates more likeable than they would have been if he weren't there. So significant.
4. Not actually a house contribution, but he has sparked many a discussion on here about how his name is spelt. Is it StePHen? Is it SteVen? Such is the power of our Steven. What a legend.
Any more?
A decision's been made, it's the wrong decision.
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I think they've made a massively huge mistake, and as a result I'm probably the one who's gonna go from it when it could of [sic] been someone else, more insignificant, who will not make the same contribution to the house, and that is it! You'll all see it.
So let's list his contributions.
1. A sizzling romance with the charismatic Kimberly. I can feel the chemistry from hundreds of miles away. Electrifying.
2. Raising the housemates' collective IQ by several points. Never have we seen such an intelligent housemate, one who can connect with another housemate emotionally, physically and mentally.
3. His mere presence inside the house makes the other housemates more likeable than they would have been if he weren't there. So significant.
4. Not actually a house contribution, but he has sparked many a discussion on here about how his name is spelt. Is it StePHen? Is it SteVen? Such is the power of our Steven. What a legend.
Any more?
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He is a waste of space. Don't like him, if it wasn't for the fact that I want Toya out, I would hope he goes this week.
You reckon?
The man is like the product of a 3 way between Richard Madely, Alan Partridge, and Ian Lee.
Perfect!
I imagine he's like a 50 pound bag of old foreskins under that shirt.
A lapband by 23? Don't you need a 40+ BMI? And be over 18? He most have dropped the weight very quickly, and I'm sure it's left an absolute carcrash of skin in its wake.
Classic!
With a dash of David Brent for good measure.
Nah, Brenty strives to be an entertainer first, friend second, and boss third where as Steve just aspires to be a totally self unaware egotistical tool first, second, and third.
HIMSELF of course. What other HM could give us so much unintentional comedy?