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LBC General Chit-Chat (Part 29)

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 70
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    Just watched Dr. Death's attempt at lip syncing put a ring on it, just to get me in the mood :-\
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Good grief, no wonder Dr Death burps his way through his show, he ate fried minced beef covered in beans and cheese before he went to bed! What a hideous concoction.
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Steve Allen - 'If somedody's fat, I'm sorry, you've got to tell them'.

    Steve Allen, YOU'RE FAT!

    And Gemma Collins is a strain on the NHS, says the man whose diabetes and angina, more than likely brought on by his unhealthy lifestyle, must have cost the NHS a fortune over the years.
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    Good grief, no wonder Dr Death burps his way through his show, he ate fried minced beef covered in beans and cheese before he went to bed! What a hideous concoction.

    Hideous indeed RM, and the inevitable repercussions. I pity those who inhabit the studio afterwards. :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 70
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    Dr. Death's gastric system is in fine tune this morning. No mention of Cheryl spag bol.........yet!
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    miss buzzybeemiss buzzybee Posts: 16,429
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    Good grief, no wonder Dr Death burps his way through his show, he ate fried minced beef covered in beans and cheese before he went to bed! What a hideous concoction.

    Sounds nice but not right before bed!. Now he is dismayed that food factories make stuff for all supermarkets.

    Making sandwiches exciting!
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    Dr. Death still reliving the story of the dying woman who wanted to see her horse before she passed away. She did - a very moving account.
    Stewie has done this story to death though!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 70
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    Cayce wrote: »
    Hideous indeed RM, and the inevitable repercussions. I pity those who inhabit the studio afterwards. :o

    Febreeze and gas mask at the ready :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 70
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    So now stewie's an expert on dementia. Back on the mushrooms now :D
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    gurney-sladegurney-slade Posts: 29,655
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    Dr. Death's gastric system is in fine tune this morning. No mention of Cheryl spag bol.........yet!

    You must have either very acute hearing, a super-sensitive radio or a vivid imagination because I've never heard any offensive noises - apart from his irritating cough - oh, and the perpetual wittering about whatever his current obsession happens to be.

    Did he say why he's off to the hopsital today?

    Morning all. :)
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    Did he say why he's off to the hopsital today?

    Morning all. :)

    Steve's going to the glaucoma unit. He said of becoming wary after that dreadful eye infection, although I wouldn't have a clue how the two could be linked. He indicated his diabetes could be an underlying factor.
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    VenetianVenetian Posts: 28,485
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    Cayce wrote: »
    Steve's going to the glaucoma unit. He said of becoming wary after that dreadful eye infection, although I wouldn't have a clue how the two could be linked. He indicated his diabetes could be an underlying factor.

    Don't know if there is a direct link between glaucoma and diabetes but a thorough examination of the back of the eyes will give a very good indication of your general health. I had this done and one of the tests was to dilate the pupils, very strange, there is no pain but when you leave the unit everything outside looks woozy and wonky to say the least (you are advised to be accompanied if you are to take this test). No doubt Steve will tell us all about it tomorrow, I might, just might, give the show a miss:D
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    The_MothThe_Moth Posts: 7,751
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    Steve should be having an annual check for diabetic retinopathy - damage in the retina caused by high sugar levels. They just put in drops to dilate the pupils then take a couple of photographs. the drops sting a bit but that's it. You're advised not to drive simply because it takes a little while for the pupils to return to normal and you are at risk of being dazzled while they are dilated. Let's see how much of a drama he makes of it.

    As a diabetic myself I shudder at his diet and misguided ideas about the disease. I cannot believe he has it well controlled.
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    HHGTTGHHGTTG Posts: 5,941
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    The_Moth wrote: »
    Steve should be having an annual check for diabetic retinopathy - damage in the retina caused by high sugar levels. They just put in drops to dilate the pupils then take a couple of photographs. the drops sting a bit but that's it. You're advised not to drive simply because it takes a little while for the pupils to return to normal and you are at risk of being dazzled while they are dilated. Let's see how much of a drama he makes of it.

    As a diabetic myself I shudder at his diet and misguided ideas about the disease. I cannot believe he has it well controlled.

    BiB.
    I don't think Vallen has ANY idea of what control is to be honest. All his life he seems to have been victim to excess in both smoking to excess and liking rather too much alcohol and junk food. As he has been forced to stop the first two, the latter is still in evidence if we are to believe what we hear from him nowadays.
    I don't want to sound too unfair but he does seem a trifle weak-willed.
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    orangeballoonorangeballoon Posts: 10,949
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    waiting for the weather i heard the morning muppet ask "what makes someone stupid - is it not knowing stuff?" which he was then linking to rylan who it seems didnt remember what the "marie" famously linked to cancer surname was on some game show.. only, steve then waffled into a mess and had to admit he couldnt remember what it was marie curie had done as he dead-ended his train of thought into a cul-de-sac of faulty memory... yes, mr allen YOU are the example of stupid you seemed to be looking for.


    HAHAHAHA i just noticed the DS advert space on this thread has been filled with a huge portion of KFC chicken in their streetwise snacks range... dr death's diet is being picked up by the advert algorithms
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    edwardlondonedwardlondon Posts: 241
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    did anyone hear steve in convo with michel roux?
    poor mr roux must have thought steve v odd. steve`s knowledge of food is v basic to say the least and I think he was a little out of his depth when interviewing the master.
    It was car crash radio but v amusing. steve is certainly no interviewer....
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    gurney-sladegurney-slade Posts: 29,655
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    waiting for the weather i heard the morning muppet ask "what makes someone stupid - is it not knowing stuff?" which he was then linking to rylan who it seems didnt remember what the "marie" famously linked to cancer surname was on some game show.. only, steve then waffled into a mess and had to admit he couldnt remember what it was marie curie had done as he dead-ended his train of thought into a cul-de-sac of faulty memory... yes, mr allen YOU are the example of stupid you seemed to be looking for.


    HAHAHAHA i just noticed the DS advert space on this thread has been filled with a huge portion of KFC chicken in their streetwise snacks range... dr death's diet is being picked up by the advert algorithms

    You should try Adblock - it makes browing DS far less irritating. ;-)
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    gurney-sladegurney-slade Posts: 29,655
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    Bulletin from Steve:

    Steve Allen ‏@steveallenshow 3m3 minutes ago
    The best news, No Glaucoma, bad news the rest of me is falling apart. What a service, quick and pain free


    At least he has no illusions about his state of health. Pity he doesn't adjust his lifestyle to effect some improvement.
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    gurney-sladegurney-slade Posts: 29,655
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    Good first hour from J O'B. He's always better with non-political topics.
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    waiting for the weather i heard the morning muppet ask "what makes someone stupid - is it not knowing stuff?" which he was then linking to rylan who it seems didnt remember what the "marie" famously linked to cancer surname was on some game show.. only, steve then waffled into a mess and had to admit he couldnt remember what it was marie curie had done as he dead-ended his train of thought into a cul-de-sac of faulty memory... yes, mr allen YOU are the example of stupid you seemed to be looking for.


    HAHAHAHA i just noticed the DS advert space on this thread has been filled with a huge portion of KFC chicken in their streetwise snacks range... dr death's diet is being picked up by the advert algorithms

    :D:D:D
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    In the trailer for J H-B's show she questions e-cigs being shown in a tv advert tonight. She sounded Holier-than-thou on this one. Beware those, who are sensitive to the subject.
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    BurlyBeaRBurlyBeaR Posts: 5,696
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    Cayce wrote: »
    In the trailer for J H-B's show she questions e-cigs being shown in a tv advert tonight. She sounded Holier-than-thou on this one. Beware those, who are sensitive to the subject.


    This is the ad


    http://youtu.be/8N5aiVog-jQ

    I'm beginning to understand why thewilson is such a fan! :D
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    CayceCayce Posts: 9,845
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    BurlyBeaR wrote: »
    This is the ad


    http://youtu.be/8N5aiVog-jQ

    I'm beginning to understand why thewilson is such a fan! :D

    Good lord, I've heard of overkill but that's ridicular$e. :D
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    BurlyBeaRBurlyBeaR Posts: 5,696
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    Cayce wrote: »
    Good lord, I've heard of overkill but that's ridicular$e. :D

    One here for the ladies (and some of us boys ;-))

    http://youtu.be/-9ch7KKn7yE
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    MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    BurlyBeaR wrote: »

    I'm beginning to understand why thewilson is such a fan! :D

    I don't smoke or vape, but she has sold it to me :cool: !!!!!

    This is exactly the point that J H-B was making that the way it is being promoted may encourage people to not only use that product, but also may suggest to people to smoke ordinary cigs.

    Now can somebody give me her contact details ... ;-) :kitty:
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