How on earth people manage to get the idea to make love to home appliances is beyond me, but I would love to see their face as they explain it while being booked in to A&E and trying to keep their voice down
Reminds me of The Tall Guy with Emma Thompson as a nurse, to a chap groaning on a trolley "you lost the right to my immediate attention when you stuck a hoover pipe up your bottom" :D:D
Oh dear God, there are some strange people in the world! As for people using cucumbers and bananas - what if they break? How do you get a soggy banana out your fanny? :eek: (Christ, I think I've just disgusted myself with that thought!)
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Thank god I didn't have mince for lunch. Hate it too sloppy.
No - they were not both at the same time!
I put a condom on the banana!:o
"Where's the soap?"
"Yes, doesn't it?":D