I need a rude novelty tie!

Hugh Jboobs · 26/11/13 - 14:23

Hi all.

I won't go into the reasons why, but I have been tasked with getting someone a stupid novelty tie as a Christmas present. It has to have a "rude" theme to it. So rude picture(s), word(s) or whatever.

It preferably has to be under £5 in cost, but can go up to £10 I suppose. So no probs if it's second hand etc.

I have searched eBay and Googled various phrases in my search for one, alas to no avail.

Anyone know where I may procure one from?

Thanks in advance.

chocoholic100 · 26/11/13 - 15:16

oh those ties are so funny

Deb Arkle · 26/11/13 - 16:42

There's one here - £5 delivered.....I'll keep looking....

and this one, but it's £13 delivered.....

another one for a fiver - (but these cheap ones are from Malaysia, so might be a long delivery time.)

Mystic Dave · 26/11/13 - 17:34

You might find one on a local market this time of year?

lozenger · 26/11/13 - 17:43

Fancy dress or joke shop? Must admit I couldnt find any either...

Bex_123 · 26/11/13 - 22:28

Thank you for making me procrastinate from an essay I am writing by giving me a reason to look for rude ties. That's the most interesting reason I've found all day

(I didn't find any good ones though

)

EDIT: I did find one that merely says 'poo' - Poo tie

Deb Arkle · 26/11/13 - 23:53

^^^ I love that poo tie!

Hugh Jboobs · 27/11/13 - 13:49

Thanks for trying people.

Cheers for the links Deb and Bex.

evil c · 27/11/13 - 16:24

What you should be searching for is 'risque mens ties' and try other search engines rather than big G. Here's some from Swagger & Swoon: http://www.swaggerandswoon.com/index.php/novelty-ties-funny-ties-c-285_24_41

dollylovesshoes · 27/11/13 - 16:50

http://www.amazon.co.uk/CONDOM-NOVELTY-ITALIAN-QUALITY-POSTING/dp/B005C9U2C0/ref=sr_1_31?ie=UTF8&qid=1385552959&sr=8-31&keywords=Novelty+men%27s+ties

cooltv · 27/11/13 - 18:13

I would like to buy one of these but where do you stand with wearing it out and about? I assume if you was to wear one say with the skeletons having sex, around town or in your local supermarket that you would be made to take it off?

Deb Arkle · 27/11/13 - 19:03

My dad was given a tie once with a squiggly pattern on it - he wore it to work for several months before I mentioned to him that it said "bullshit". He hadn't realised.

It was similar to this one:
http://twitpic.com/7585ia/full

OneTreeHillFan · 27/11/13 - 22:14

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/oz-penis-tie/

http://www.amazon.co.uk/CONDOM-NOVELTY-ITALIAN-QUALITY-POSTING/dp/B005C9U2C0/ref=sr_1_31?ie=UTF8&qid=1385552959&sr=8-31&keywords=Novelty+men%27s+ties

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