In the 70s and 80s, you could buy books containing humorous toilet graffiti. Sadly, in real life, it is all just invitations for some sexual seediness or other....
I try to avoid the public toilets whenever possible, so I don't get the time memorise witty graffiti. The only grafitti in the toilets around here anyway, usually involves meeting up to get noshed off or have your back doors smashed in.
I see you are well versed in the language of love ;-)
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because the crabs in here can jump ten feet.
Sadly in the days before you could photograph everything at all times, but once on a plane I saw 'Toilet out of service - See technician's log'
If I buy the wool will she make me one too?
Don't come here to laugh and scoff, have a crap and bugger off.
If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.
I see you are well versed in the language of love ;-)
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch balls and
Read the writing on the walls.