EE: Would Max try it on with an older woman if he were desperate?

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• rikstan87 Posts: 2,359

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  31/03/14 - 19:27 #2

  I bet he would even try it on with tiffanys corpse

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• 0...0 Posts: 21,111

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  31/03/14 - 19:29 #3

  Why else did he throw Cora out? He couldn't trust himself around her!

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• Beaconboof Posts: 2,374

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  31/03/14 - 19:29 #4

  rikstan87 wrote: »

  I bet he would even try it on with tiffanys corpse

  
  You're absolutely right. It's a good thing she was cremated.

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• rikstan87 Posts: 2,359

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  31/03/14 - 19:30 #5

  Beaconboof wrote: »

  You're absolutely right. It's a good thing she was cremated.

  
  Thank god for that! No way she can come back then!

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• Beaconboof Posts: 2,374

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  31/03/14 - 19:32 #6

  rikstan87 wrote: »

  Thank god for that! No way she can come back then!

  
  She can't. But Martine can.

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• TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822

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  31/03/14 - 19:33 #7

  I think he would draw the line at necrophilia. A pulse and mini skirt it required.
  
  That's Shirley half out the running then.

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• Beaconboof Posts: 2,374

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  31/03/14 - 19:33 #8

  TheGraduate2012 wrote: »

  I think he would draw the line at necrophilia. A pulse and mini skirt it required.
  
  That's Shirley half out the running then.

  
  :D:D What's that term, any hole is a goal?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 29,701

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  31/03/14 - 19:34 #9

  Max would try it on with Tramp if he had no alternative!

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• 0...0 Posts: 21,111

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  31/03/14 - 19:36 #10

  maurice45 wrote: »

  Max would try it on with Tramp if he had no alternative!

  
  Maxs blow up doll left him because she was fed up being treated as a sex object!

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• lola_skye Posts: 21,328

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  31/03/14 - 19:37 #11

  He'd try it in with a dog if he coukd

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• rikstan87 Posts: 2,359

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  31/03/14 - 19:38 #12

  I'm assuming he hasn't had any since Kirsty left, that was 3 months ago , he must have blue balls by now

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• Beaconboof Posts: 2,374

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  31/03/14 - 19:39 #13

  rikstan87 wrote: »

  I'm assuming he hasn't had any since Kirsty left, that was 3 months ago , he must have blue balls by now

  
  The scene where Max kissed Stacey then went into the bathroom from a few weeks ago implied that he went in there to masturbate over having kissed her.

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• jamesisace Posts: 1,793

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  31/03/14 - 19:40 #14

  Max would come onto Dot if he was horny enough

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• rikstan87 Posts: 2,359

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  31/03/14 - 19:40 #15

  Beaconboof wrote: »

  The scene where Max kissed Stacey then went into the bathroom from a few weeks ago implied that he went in there to masturbate over having kissed her.

  
  Oh I thought he was just going for a shit

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 29,701

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  31/03/14 - 19:43 #16

  rikstan87 wrote: »

  Oh I thought he was just going for a shit

  
  I think that was covered when he spewed that shit about being in love with Stacey lol.

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• Lady Voldemort Posts: 10,088

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  30/04/14 - 19:39 #17

  If it had a fandango and a pulse* he'd try it on.
  
  
  
  * Optional extra.

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• _elly001 Posts: 11,937

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  30/04/14 - 19:46 #18

  I got really excited when I saw this thread because I thought Beaconboof was back.

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• Sick Bullet Posts: 20,770

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  30/04/14 - 19:49 #19

  Max Branning is such a waste is it all he is capable off? he needs to be given something and be tested.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,402

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  30/04/14 - 19:50 #20

  OP, the word in the title of this thread which makes me laugh is 'IF' Max was desperate!!

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• iMatt_101 Posts: 7,081

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  30/04/14 - 19:50 #21

  _elly001 wrote: »

  I got really excited when I saw this thread because I thought Beaconboof was back.

  I'm on the opposite. I was worried he was back!
  Thank God it's just a bumped thread...

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• 0...0 Posts: 21,111

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  30/04/14 - 19:50 #22

  _elly001 wrote: »

  I got really excited when I saw this thread because I thought Beaconboof was back.

  
  Me too. For God's sake Boof email the mods, promise to behave and get your arse back here! >:(

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 187

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  30/04/14 - 19:53 #23

  I believe Kirsty really grounded Max

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• iMatt_101 Posts: 7,081

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  30/04/14 - 19:53 #24

  0...0 wrote: »

  Me too. For God's sake Boof email the mods, promise to behave and get your arse back here! >:(

  You mean like the last 100 times?

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• 0...0 Posts: 21,111

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  30/04/14 - 19:55 #25

  iMatt_101 wrote: »

  You mean like the last 100 times?

  
  Meh, loads of people get banned on here and believe it or not a lot of people liked him, as much as those who didn't.

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• iMatt_101 Posts: 7,081

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  30/04/14 - 19:59 #26

  0...0 wrote: »

  Meh, loads of people get banned on here and believe it or not a lot of people liked him, as much as those who didn't.

  He got banned several times, all for valid reasons. He deserved the permanent ban.
  And oh I know a lot of people liked him, not that I found it genuine at all. It came across as if most of you were just taking the piss out of him or felt bad because he received critical comments on his threads (which he brought on himself).

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