Men are easy to pick up. With most women, you have to put in some work. Especially with twassington and scots. Only joking (in a good way). You know that, so I hope you take it as a joke, as I've never met either of you.
Now, where is that spade.
Ooooooh I say, that's a very large freshly dug hole here........Hmmmmmm, I wonder who I shall bury today. Muhahahahahaha :eek::D
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Ooooooh I say, that's a very large freshly dug hole here........Hmmmmmm, I wonder who I shall bury today. Muhahahahahaha :eek::D
Erm, why did you throw your Action Man in that hole? Stoooooooooopid! :rolleyes::p
* snigger *
*sniggers loudly*. Well done, Bob!
Hi there. That's my chat up line for today.
:rolleyes: Good luck with that
It works with you though.
:cool:
I dont wiv me, so sling yer hook buster !
Afternoon Wee thready & Sr
I don't know who you are anyway, so does it matter.
If it was you knocking on my front door the other day, sorry I didn't answer. If you are very fit with big knockers, I regret that. :rolleyes:
You'll soon know if you get my boot up yer arse matey ! :rolleyes:
You bloody drunk again, @ this time ?
No it doesn't!
Ah, that explains it, he's pissed again :rolleyes: I dread to imagine the horrible state of his liver :eek:
you & me both, if it helps I could give him a llb of onions
Are all yer gang booze bags ? :rolleyes:
He's not in MY gang! I think he'll be in sonias....whose liver is probably pickled entirely
I wasn't drunk, as it happens.
Is that fighting talk.
I'd ask for a refund on the charm school lessons.
Morning Scots. Can I spit that book out now.
Aye it sure is buster ....... y'd fancy a glesga kiss like ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready
Gawd is that the best you can come up wiv, @ the week/end ? .....ya muppet :rolleyes::p