Things you never hear people say

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• treme Posts: 5,445

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  04/02/13 - 10:08 #2

  "That davor starts good threads, doesn't he?"

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• davor Posts: 6,874

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  04/02/13 - 10:11 #3

  Well, I'm just trying to blend in. Look around you, if you find more then 1 % of good threads on this forum, I'll eat my hat.

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• treme Posts: 5,445

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  04/02/13 - 10:13 #4

  davor wrote: »

  Well, I'm just trying to blend in. Look around you, if you find more then 1 % of good threads on this forum, I'll eat my hat.

  
  Come on fella, I'm only joking.
  
  Why don't you start us off? You must have had something in mind to come up with the thread.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,519

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  04/02/13 - 10:15 #5

  treme wrote: »

  "That davor starts good threads, doesn't he?"

  
  So cruel - but funny at the same time
  
  
  
  Take no notice Davor - you'll get used to treme's comments

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,519

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  04/02/13 - 10:17 #6

  davor wrote: »

  What are the things you never hear people say?

  
  Saying sorry in a genuine voice rather than a 'I'd better say this before things get worse'.

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• paulschapman Posts: 35,536

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  04/02/13 - 10:20 #7

  davor wrote: »

  What are the things you never hear people say?

  
  I've never heard the boss say 'I am wrong'

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• macsmurray Posts: 2,134

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  04/02/13 - 10:21 #8

  I never hear people say 'then' instead of 'than', yet I see it typed rather often.

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• Rich_L Posts: 6,110

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  04/02/13 - 10:22 #9

  Yes of course I'll respect you in the morning.

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• sweh Posts: 13,665

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  04/02/13 - 10:25 #10

  "Is coz I iz White, init?"
  
  "Cyclists are the best! I love cyclists! They're not annoying, AT ALL!"

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• Casual Posts: 2,696

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  04/02/13 - 10:27 #11

  "Wow, switching to Linux made my life sooo much easier"

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• Miss XYZ Posts: 14,023

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  04/02/13 - 10:33 #12

  'Yes I completely understand why you are wary about adding strangers from the internet as facebook friends.'
  
  You know who you are. :D:p

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• Rich_L Posts: 6,110

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  04/02/13 - 10:34 #13

  I've never seen one that big.

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• jamtamara Posts: 2,250

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  04/02/13 - 10:34 #14

  I really must buy some of those Sanderson's Blinds!

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• jamtamara Posts: 2,250

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  04/02/13 - 10:35 #15

  Don't you know there's a furniture sale on? And it must end soon!
  
  Sliding wardrobes changed my life!

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• malpasc Posts: 9,630

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  04/02/13 - 10:36 #16

  "My new sofa? Yeah I got it full price at DFS".

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• davor Posts: 6,874

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  04/02/13 - 10:36 #17

  Casual wrote: »

  "Wow, switching to Linux made my life sooo much easier"

  
  
  I said that back in 1998 when I first installed Red Hat Linux on my PC.

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• crunchienut Posts: 885

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  04/02/13 - 10:41 #18

  'Hmm, that advert really made me want to buy that product! Not an annoying waste of interrupted programme time at all!'
  
  'I'm sorry, i just don't know what to do and i can't fix it, its not the manufacturers fault or the wrong plug or the fact that i don't have the right tools' < As said by the OH.
  
  'Wow, there are so many jobs i have 3 to choose from!'

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• Rich_L Posts: 6,110

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  04/02/13 - 10:41 #19

  We've just installed a saniflow toilet in the garage.

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• dee123 Posts: 46,252

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  04/02/13 - 10:41 #20

  I'm watching my weight, let's go to McDonalds.

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• Si_Crewe Posts: 40,202

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  04/02/13 - 10:44 #21

  "The thing I love most about being a car owner is the opportunity to share roads with cyclists"
  
  "Well, I don't believe in god myself but I don't mind if other people do"
  
  "I think immigration is a wonderful thing"
  
  "I'm glad most dog owners pick up their dogshit"
  
  "Those fun loving muslims always know how to take a joke"
  
  "Both Android and Apple phones have their strengths and weaknesses"
  
  "The police do a decent enough job considering how difficult it is"
  
  "It's nice to see the royal family on telly so much"
  
  "I'm so glad I live in Britain rather than [insert country here]"
  
  "PCs and Mac's are pretty similar really"
  
  "Geez, gay people don't half whine a lot"
  
  "There's nothing wrong with owning guns as long as they're used responsibly"
  
  "Well, both opinions have some merit"
  
  "Yeah, you're right. My mistake."
  
  
  I think that just about has DS covered, at least.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,519

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  04/02/13 - 10:46 #22

  Rich_L wrote: »

  We've just installed a saniflow toilet in the garage.

  
  I will be delighted to repair your Saniflow toilet

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 163

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  04/02/13 - 11:03 #23

  "Yes your bum looks huge in that dress"

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• Rich_L Posts: 6,110

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  04/02/13 - 11:05 #24

  I say that to the girlfriend all the time.

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• DaisyBumbleroot Posts: 24,763

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  04/02/13 - 11:38 #25

  "Crocs look sooo good on adult feet"

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• gocompletelynut Posts: 2,314

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  04/02/13 - 11:42 #26

  They really know how to laugh at themselves them muslims.

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