Many years ago, as a very young man working on removals, I walked into a room and found a woman flat on her back, legs apart, and wanking. She was an old trout, and I got out as quick as pos. Not sexy at all.
Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:
just caught my neighbours mum masturbating in my car...Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car.
OP, do you normally recognise women by their vage? :eek:
It taught kids about social issues through such plays as 'White Chocolate' (racism), 'Everybody Out!' (homosexuality) and 'No Home for Johnny' (homelessness).
It taught kids about social issues through such plays as 'White Chocolate' (racism), 'Everybody Out!' (homosexuality) and 'No Home for Johnny' (homelessness).
Many years ago, as a very young man working on removals, I walked into a room and found a woman flat on her back, legs apart, and wanking. She was an old trout, and I got out as quick as pos. Not sexy at all.
Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:
Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:
The other day you said you had acheing testicles. Can see why now....did it turn you on then?
No way is this a crazychris thread, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi
crazychris never fails to amuse, and his stories always excite some sympathy (and occasionally good advice, from contributors who don't realise that it's all fictional). For these reasons, he will always be forgiven.
The present thread has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the back of the head and all the amusement value of haemorrhoids. :cool:
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No but they were the theatre group on the League of Gentlemen
Are you 'well jel'?
Cool story bro :rolleyes::yawn:
OP, do you normally recognise women by their vage? :eek:
If you're going to make something up on the forums at least make it funny so it's entertaining.
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It taught kids about social issues through such plays as 'White Chocolate' (racism), 'Everybody Out!' (homosexuality) and 'No Home for Johnny' (homelessness).
Now that is funny :D
Is that one not about Safe Sex???
She might have been frigging her trout.
If you beat your fish it dies....
I don't believe one word of that.:yawn:
The other day you said you had acheing testicles. Can see why now....did it turn you on then?
crazychris never fails to amuse, and his stories always excite some sympathy (and occasionally good advice, from contributors who don't realise that it's all fictional). For these reasons, he will always be forgiven.
The present thread has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the back of the head and all the amusement value of haemorrhoids. :cool: