I can certainly recommend food poisoning as an effective (but unpleasant way of losing weight quickly. I had an undercooked chicken burger once, couldn't eat for 4 days and spent most of the time on the toilet.
Otherwise the best diet for short term weight loss is low carb and some moderate exercise such as a few miles walking each day. It doesn't work long term as it's boring and expensive (carbs are cheap and are comfort foods) but you can get quick dramatic results in 2 weeks,
I can certainly recommend food poisoning as an effective (but unpleasant way of losing weight quickly. I had an undercooked chicken burger once, couldn't eat for 4 days and spent most of the time on the toilet.
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My mate Gary the fish man went to Egypt recently for a fortnight and spent one whole week in their hotel room with the runs. They lost a ton of weight.
My mate Gary the fish man went to Egypt recently for a fortnight and spent one whole week in their hotel room with the runs. They lost a ton of weight.
Then you must go to Egypt or perhaps nip to your local hospital and see if you can catch a superbug.
You will not lose 4 inches in 11 days, no chance. Doesn't matter how little you eat because once you will just slow your metabolism and then your body will go into stavation mode and you wont lose weight anyway. If you eat enough that your body does not go into starvation mode then you will be eating too much to lose that amount of weight in that space of time.
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Anal De-coke.....Gets rid of all the shite.
Hehe, I think Janet Jackson is addicted to those.
How does it work then? Do you sit on a can?
The same way you De-Coke and engine...put the stuff in the engine..(stomach)..run around for an hour then watch the shit come out the back end...:D
Otherwise the best diet for short term weight loss is low carb and some moderate exercise such as a few miles walking each day. It doesn't work long term as it's boring and expensive (carbs are cheap and are comfort foods) but you can get quick dramatic results in 2 weeks,
They say stew and curries help you to lose weight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg6SUj26qWU
It could get rid of gas and some old stools stuck inside, but not sure it would reduce his waist size.
Not coke as in the drink..but that may work if you shook the bottle first
I once read that a women lost weight eating tins of Tesco Value Chicken Curry.
My mate Gary the fish man went to Egypt recently for a fortnight and spent one whole week in their hotel room with the runs. They lost a ton of weight.
give anyone the shits that stuff...:D
Then you must go to Egypt or perhaps nip to your local hospital and see if you can catch a superbug.
Or go down the docks and stow away on a cruise ship and pick up a lovely norovirus.
That would just make me horny.
May pick up more than I bargained for from those sailors too.
doubt it with a waist that size...:D
He just needs to grow a beard and then he can call himself a bear.
or Demis Roussos
Just go without the cider and that should pay for it.
My dad wore his Oxfam suit to my wedding - fine thing, you'd never have guessed.:)
You shouldnt have left it to the last minute.