I was watching The Big Reunion earlier on ITV2 and KP made an appearance (with Kiev in tow). They visited Michelle Heaton backstage after the Brighton gig. KP did all the talking (if you can call that monotone droning sound talking) whilst Kiev was...well...Kiev! I loved the voice-over woman's description of KP as a 'best selling author and humanitarian'!:D
I was watching The Big Reunion earlier on ITV2 and KP made an appearance (with Kiev in tow). They visited Michelle Heaton backstage after the Brighton gig. KP did all the talking (if you can call that monotone droning sound talking) whilst Kiev was...well...Kiev! I loved the voice-over woman's description of KP as a 'best selling author and humanitarian'!:D
Well perhaps the mag has journalists who can add 2 plus 2 and get the answer as 4! But I as many suspected the baby was very close to its due date when born... two weeks seems much closer too the truth!
Also how awful does KPs face look in that photo... the sun beds appear to have done some damage, she will look like a crocodile skin handbag by the time she is 40!
The crows feet around the eyes are a clear sign of sun damage!
She looks like Big Dave, the brickie who built our new garden wall last summer. The spitting image of him.He had long hair too....lovely it was. But a face like a busted boot, bless him .
I was watching The Big Reunion earlier on ITV2 and KP made an appearance (with Kiev in tow). They visited Michelle Heaton backstage after the Brighton gig. KP did all the talking (if you can call that monotone droning sound talking) whilst Kiev was...well...Kiev! I loved the voice-over woman's description of KP as a 'best selling author and humanitarian'!:D
HUMANITARIAN ? Barely even human considering all her plastic bits and nylon hair etc.
Hmm.......she says on Twitter she's going back horsey riding on Monday
Looks like all that sun bathing and taking it easy in Spain/France/Wherever has paid off with a good recovery.
Hmm.......she says on Twitter she's going back horsey riding on Monday
Looks like all that sun bathing and taking it easy in Spain/France/Wherever has paid off with a good recovery.
How long are you supposed to have to recover from a Caesarian?
Special K at the K.I.S.S lab has discovered that some promotional bottles of Katie's perfume have been laced with hallucinogens which render the user incapable of rational thought and with a sudden fondness for blankets. Fortunately Agent Woodentop intercepted the package sent to the NOW office but if you come across a suspicious bottle do not, repeat NOT, attempt to test on yourself. Some agents have already been compromised but we're working round the clock to develop an antidote. Sadly it's too late for Andi Peters, we must neutralise this threat before more careers are ruined Over and out.
She looks like Big Dave, the brickie who built our new garden wall last summer. The spitting image of him.He had long hair too....lovely it was. But a face like a busted boot, bless him .
That sounds just like something KP would say, funny that.
Hmm.......she says on Twitter she's going back horsey riding on Monday
Looks like all that sun bathing and taking it easy in Spain/France/Wherever has paid off with a good recovery.
You're not even meant to do ironing following a Caesarean. It takes months, even a year to be fully back to normal.
Special K at the K.I.S.S lab has discovered that some promotional bottles of Katie's perfume have been laced with hallucinogens which render the user incapable of rational thought and with a sudden fondness for blankets. Fortunately Agent Woodentop intercepted the package sent to the NOW office but if you come across a suspicious bottle do not, repeat NOT, attempt to test on yourself. Some agents have already been compromised but we're working round the clock to develop an antidote. Sadly it's too late for Andi Peters, we must neutralise this threat before more careers are ruined Over and out.
Looks like the Mirror writers were off-guard when they opened their post, they're reporting on the blanket and the Moses blanket as the first baby pics. That and her sex photo collection in the same article. Awwww, how cute. Something for his keepsake album.
'tis all because I've been saddled with constant dwama. It's all stable at the moment, but I sense with all KP's stories, we're being taken for a ride.
Don't worry everyone, it's only quiet on here this morning because we're having a jeans cook-off in the office. Double denim all over the place, triple in Derbidge's case.:rolleyes:
I was watching The Big Reunion earlier on ITV2 and KP made an appearance (with Kiev in tow). They visited Michelle Heaton backstage after the Brighton gig. KP did all the talking (if you can call that monotone droning sound talking) whilst Kiev was...well...Kiev! I loved the voice-over woman's description of KP as a 'best selling author and humanitarian'!:D
Yes....that was interesting...:D....why the need to have that said?
Yes....that was interesting...:D....why the need to have that said?
I think the full quote was actually 'acclaimed author and leading humanitarian' which was really going some Andi either had his tongue firmly in cheek or was temporarily overcome by "something" (secret investigations are currently in process by one of our agents )
Don't worry everyone, it's only quiet on here this morning because we're having a jeans cook-off in the office. Double denim all over the place, triple in Derbidge's case.:rolleyes:
Humph! And here's me buried under affidavits :mad: Blondey did tell me to go out to the Coffee Shop and check out the Friday Sun Column but honestly what's the point when we've been assured she doesn't write any of it?
Currently in work on my lunch hour and just read Pwicey's colum - nowt interesting to report as there's no mention of baby, Kev or anything else. Clearly they're all last week's news! .
Had to laugh at this bit, though.....
"Did you read about the safari boss who found a 500lb crocodile asleep under the bed he'd just got out of?
Terrifying!
Mind you, sadly a few reptiles have turned up in Pricey's bedroom in the past...."
Currently in work on my lunch hour and just read Pwicey's colum - nowt interesting to report as there's no mention of baby, Kev or anything else. Clearly they're all last week's news! .
Had to laugh at this bit, though.....
"Did you read about the safari boss who found a 500lb crocodile asleep under the bed he'd just got out of?
Terrifying!
Mind you, sadly a few reptiles have turned up in Pricey's bedroom in the past...."
Alex isn't THAT bad!
haha, did she also say: "Come on, make it snappy?"
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Hey duvin.. why the long face..?
I'll get me coat...:o
An oldie but a goodie LOL
Leave him alone!
Tesco are after him, he's not long for this world
:eek::eek: :eek:
I think she meant "equestrian"
Or maybe she thinks that selling her second-hand tat in her ebay shop is helping the needy:D
It is.
Her.;)
Not if Findus get him first...Run duvin...run...
(but report back on KP first yea..?)
Yeah Duvin.......get our report in before you get dragged off to the mincing machine.
We need DETAIL.....lots of detail. And a piccy if possible.
No blankets.
We are issuing a blanket ban on baby blankets.
Looks like all that sun bathing and taking it easy in Spain/France/Wherever has paid off with a good recovery.
How long are you supposed to have to recover from a Caesarian?
That sounds just like something KP would say, funny that.
Arf at Long Face!
'tis all because I've been saddled with constant dwama. It's all stable at the moment, but I sense with all KP's stories, we're being taken for a ride.
A horse knows these things...
Yes....that was interesting...:D....why the need to have that said?
I think the full quote was actually 'acclaimed author and leading humanitarian' which was really going some
Humph! And here's me buried under affidavits :mad: Blondey did tell me to go out to the Coffee Shop and check out the Friday Sun Column but honestly what's the point when we've been assured she doesn't write any of it?
Had to laugh at this bit, though.....
"Did you read about the safari boss who found a 500lb crocodile asleep under the bed he'd just got out of?
Terrifying!
Mind you, sadly a few reptiles have turned up in Pricey's bedroom in the past...."
Alex isn't THAT bad!
haha, did she also say: "Come on, make it snappy?"
I'll get me coat...