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    momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    Blondie X wrote: »

    my god she looks rough ! this is what delusional looks like and I don`t usually comment on looks :o
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    ValderyValdery Posts: 4,100
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    Well Jordan had to start somewhere. :eek: :D
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    johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    The irony is that her 'beauty' regime makes her look as rough as a badger's backside!

    She was on Snog, Marry, Avoid:-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTJUsVBblg
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    johartuk wrote: »
    The irony is that her 'beauty' regime makes her look as rough as a badger's backside!

    She was on Snog, Marry, Avoid:-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTJUsVBblg

    Not surprised tbh. What's the odds she's applied for BB every year and tried every reality show known to man.

    I don't want to have a go at her looks but it seems she's prepared to spent a small fortune on looking good but can't manage to lose a few pounds :confused:
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    rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    She's far too fat and old looking to be Jordan.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    johartuk wrote: »
    The irony is that her 'beauty' regime makes her look as rough as a badger's backside!

    She was on Snog, Marry, Avoid:-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTJUsVBblg

    She makes KP seem relatively normal. And that is some achievement.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,020
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    This is why I can't wait for discovered by Katie, think of the threads. :o:D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    goldiloks wrote: »
    This is why I can't wait for discovered by Katie, think of the threads. :o:D

    If she is the calibre of the contestants, I'll be watching with popcorn :D
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    She's more like Jessie Wallace after an explosion in a Ginster's factory.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Not surprised tbh. What's the odds she's applied for BB every year and tried every reality show known to man.

    I don't want to have a go at her looks but it seems she's prepared to spent a small fortune on looking good but can't manage to lose a few pounds :confused:

    Normally I'd agree re comenting on a person's physical appearance but she's inviting us to do it! She's in the paper saying look, this is me, this is what I'm about, plastic freakery. She looks an absolute fright and sounds as thick as shite.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,020
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    If she is the calibre of the contestants, I'll be watching with popcorn :D

    Think of the bitching, and thats just us.:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,020
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    She's more like Jessie Wallace after an explosion in a Ginster's factory.

    :D:D:D:D
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    ValderyValdery Posts: 4,100
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Normally I'd agree re comenting on a person's physical appearance but she's inviting us to do it! She's in the paper saying look, this is me, this is what I'm about, plastic freakery. She looks an absolute fright and sounds as thick as shite.

    Guess on reflection she could be the next Katie Price then. :eek: :D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    She's more like Jessie Wallace after an explosion in a Ginster's factory.

    Beautiful :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 789
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    Love the first pic I'm gonna use it on a b'day card for a friend of mine! Best laugh I've had ALL day :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 789
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    I am assuming I misread but I'll go with it cos its funny, he used to let her on the bus for free and proposed two weeks after their first meet up? There must be more to this girl than meets the eye!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,341
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    This bit made me :eek:
    I'm getting a boob reduction on the NHS later this year. I want to go down to a D. Then I'll get fake ones because they look so much better. They weigh less and look more pert.'

    How the hell can she get a reduction on the NHS and then gets fake ones put in afterwards just to make them look better? I hope her local NHS trust read this and refuse her the op.
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    MrIncredibleMrIncredible Posts: 5,034
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    She looks like Jabba the Hut after a Primark shopping spree.
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    she is an old looking 25.

    She doesnt take a good photo does she? check her fake smile in those pics :(
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    fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    she is an old looking 25.

    She doesnt take a good photo does she? check her fake smile in those pics :(

    She goes on a sunbed every day, she is going to look older than 25. Also she will probably get skin cancer, although she says she does not mind:rolleyes::rolleyes:. Her legs are nothing like KP's.
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    KidPokerKidPoker Posts: 4,294
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    People like that do not deserve to be alive.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    fredster wrote: »
    She goes on a sunbed every day, she is going to look older than 25. Also she will probably get skin cancer, although she says she does not mind:rolleyes::rolleyes:. Her legs are nothing like KP's.

    Darwinism in action really
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    momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    goldiloks wrote: »
    Think of the bitching, and thats just us.:D

    LOL:D:D:D
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    warleywitchwarleywitch Posts: 2,541
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    Well to me this is wrong on many levels .
    I suppose if he's daft enough to pay for it all then let him make the beauticians richer. Maybe his brains have migrated southward.
    Ii can't help feeling she'd look a lot less sticky if she washed it all off.
    This is very judgemental of me and that is wrong too. Bad me.:mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 789
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    Well to me this is wrong on many levels .
    I suppose if he's daft enough to pay for it all then let him make the beauticians richer. Maybe his brains have migrated southward.
    Ii can't help feeling she'd look a lot less sticky if she washed it all off.
    This is very judgemental of me and that is wrong too. Bad me.:mad:

    Must say don't think you're being judgemental at all. I think you're right. Horrified by her gonna get my boobs reduced on NHS and then get fake ones put in ... :eek::mad:
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