19:05 Jake Gyllenhaal: 'I have time for love'
18:33 Adriana Lima: 'I feel sexier since birth'
17:25 Khloe Kardashian: 'Family is brutally honest'
16:59 Holly Madison: 'I need a dependable man'
16:50 Willie Nelson 'won't sing in Texas court'
16:34 Paris Hilton: 'I'm an original'
08:09 Russell Brand 'prefers theme parks to Oscars'
18:07 Sarah Silverman: "I'm popular for a Jew"
--> A bit anti-Semitic headline?
17:33 Cheryl Cole feels "more alive" in USA
More alive in relation to what and why?
17:07 Nicole Scherzinger: 'Lady GaGa is a monster'
Believe it or not, DS, but we already now Gaga's moniker. No need for a news.
16:50 Kim Kardashian: 'My butt's no big deal'
People, stop breathing and stop whatever you do. Kim's butt is no big deal. And I thought the world revolves around it. :rolleyes:
16:43 Amy Winehouse 'wants baby with Reg Traviss'
I want a baby with Ben Affleck. So what?
16:33 Keith Urban: 'Nicole Kidman and I are normal'
I thought they were superhuman and aliens.
16:09 Katie Price: 'I won't have lips done again'
Katie Price in a 'will I won't I' plastic surgery thought. Shock, horror.
14:37 Kimberley Walsh wants kids in "a couple years"
I want a better job and kids in a couple of years, too. This is news why?
11:47 Khloe Kardashian: 'Kim's too heavy to pick up'
My whole family is too heavy to pick up.
11:12 Stacey Solomon: 'I'm not Kerry Katona'
Oh, I thought she was. Thanks, DS, for pointing out she isn't.
10:03 Katie Holmes: 'Suri's birthday my favourite day'
My favourite day is Christmas Eve, DS. Write an article about it!
Woman thought her bf might propose but he didn't - top news indeed
I can't believe we've gone full circle with this thread :eek::eek:
It started in January 2008 thanks to a Lily Allen story about her and her boyfriend buying a BMW, followed by one about Chantelle feeling like a born again virgin because she had new chesticles.....................oh how times have (NOT) changed :D
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or is that bad taste?
18:33 Adriana Lima: 'I feel sexier since birth'
17:25 Khloe Kardashian: 'Family is brutally honest'
16:59 Holly Madison: 'I need a dependable man'
16:50 Willie Nelson 'won't sing in Texas court'
16:34 Paris Hilton: 'I'm an original'
08:09 Russell Brand 'prefers theme parks to Oscars'
Honestly, Digital Spy, you are an embarrassement!
Exclusive: Snoop Dogg: 'I turned down X Factor'
whoopy doo..hold the front page..what is DSs obsession with X Factor?
18:07 Sarah Silverman: "I'm popular for a Jew"
--> A bit anti-Semitic headline?
17:33 Cheryl Cole feels "more alive" in USA
More alive in relation to what and why?
17:07 Nicole Scherzinger: 'Lady GaGa is a monster'
Believe it or not, DS, but we already now Gaga's moniker. No need for a news.
16:50 Kim Kardashian: 'My butt's no big deal'
People, stop breathing and stop whatever you do. Kim's butt is no big deal. And I thought the world revolves around it. :rolleyes:
16:43 Amy Winehouse 'wants baby with Reg Traviss'
I want a baby with Ben Affleck. So what?
16:33 Keith Urban: 'Nicole Kidman and I are normal'
I thought they were superhuman and aliens.
16:09 Katie Price: 'I won't have lips done again'
Katie Price in a 'will I won't I' plastic surgery thought. Shock, horror.
14:37 Kimberley Walsh wants kids in "a couple years"
I want a better job and kids in a couple of years, too. This is news why?
11:47 Khloe Kardashian: 'Kim's too heavy to pick up'
My whole family is too heavy to pick up.
11:12 Stacey Solomon: 'I'm not Kerry Katona'
Oh, I thought she was. Thanks, DS, for pointing out she isn't.
10:03 Katie Holmes: 'Suri's birthday my favourite day'
My favourite day is Christmas Eve, DS. Write an article about it!
Cringe.
'Essex' Lydia Bright 'dumps James Argent'
It's hardly Liz Taylor and Richard Burton seperating..life is so cheap these days
Who cares about these sad reality show morons
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s3/coronation-street/news/a313060/corrie-actor-simon-gregson-falls-ill.html
LOL
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fancy that!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20110414/ten-gervais-not-interested-in-researchin-c60bd6d.html
:sleep:
that's what the DS writer wishes MM had said, but quite understandable when you read the real quotes :yawn::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:
Should this be something we care about?
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a314904/lily-allen-blows-wedding-budget.html
The worst part about it - there doesn't even seem to be any budget:
"If there was a budget for the wedding.."
Woman thought her bf might propose but he didn't - top news indeed
I can't believe we've gone full circle with this thread :eek::eek:
It started in January 2008 thanks to a Lily Allen story about her and her boyfriend buying a BMW, followed by one about Chantelle feeling like a born again virgin because she had new chesticles.....................oh how times have (NOT) changed :D
"'Essex' Mark Wright rides horse to party"
Honestly.... WHO F**KING CARES
DS has gone wayyy downhill these last few years.:(
Just like Bianca Jagger at Studio 54. Yup :cool: (:D)