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Joey Essex member of mile high club
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2631735/Joey-Essex-enjoyed-mile-high-romp-Amy-Willerton-hooking-Im-A-Celebrity.html
Joey has talked about how him and Amy Willerton enjoyed a 'steamy romp' (vom) in the plane loo on the way back from IAC.
Surely a gentleman never tells but it appears Joey ain't no gentleman.
And Joey Essex has written an autobiography?
For one thing, what the hell has he done of any interest to anyone and, for another, is it written in crayon?
Joey has talked about how him and Amy Willerton enjoyed a 'steamy romp' (vom) in the plane loo on the way back from IAC.
Surely a gentleman never tells but it appears Joey ain't no gentleman.
And Joey Essex has written an autobiography?
For one thing, what the hell has he done of any interest to anyone and, for another, is it written in crayon? 0
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He's 23. It should be about 10 pages long, if that.
thee end
An autobiography? Once he has learned how to tell the time I presume learning to write will be the next step.
It's ridiculous. I think anyone under the age of about 50 shouldn't be allowed to write an autobiography. I would make exemptions for people who were dying or for people who had done something very exceptional at a young age but that's about it.
What bothers me more is that there will be people out there that will buy it.
There are too many people out there who would literally buy poo if it had the name of a "celeb" on it.
I'm not sure a manchild famous for saying 'well reem innit' and being unable to tell the time would actually understand the concept of shame tbh
The only people who seem to feel any shame at all these days are those of us who have no reason to. Those who SHOULD feel ashamed of themselves have no understanding of the meaning of the word, let alone ever feeling it.
I'm amazed that he's planning to write an autobiography of his own life. I bet it will run to 46 pages, half his age for each chapter & half his colourful crayon drawings using loads of school copybooks as materials. I hope JoeyBoy doesn't wear himself out doing all this, poor little fella...he'll be needing another holiday in Dubai again to recover from all this!
Go away you pair of nobodies.
Yawn.
Its called showBUSINESS for a reason.Their taking people for fools and some are.Dont be fooled.
TBF he punched above his weight, he will be dining on shagging a beauty like Amy forever.
It was all over the front page of today's NEWSpaper.
He seems to only be loved by the lowest of the low and his 'Fick' act his getting tiresome. His horrible gormless face, stupid voice and feminine fashion sense just make me despise him even more.
If all Essex men are like this then god help us.
Not gonna be pre ordering the book on Amazon then? ;-):D
I avoid anything to do with that oxygen thief.
I think he can probably "make do" with Sam...
OK Now THAT'S funny