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Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

mintbromintbro Posts: 6,733
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I've got a few. Can't say I'll ever let them out
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    Yes, I call him Frank and I take him out every Halloween
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    roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    To many to mention, not proud of what I did, but life moves on
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    I doubt one of my doctors did, as he had one fully on display-a full-size one, hung from a post, in his office!
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    VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    Oh god yes. Loads.
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    Neil5234Neil5234 Posts: 1,515
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    Yes I have a kid in South Africa that I fathered with a black girlfriend while living in South Africa....never told the girlfriend or family...never will.
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Yes I have a kid in South Africa that I fathered with a black girlfriend while living in South Africa....never told the girlfriend or family...never will.

    Oh how I hope she stumbles over this :D
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    PrimalIcePrimalIce Posts: 2,897
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    Just all these door-to-door salesmen who didn't take no for an answer.
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    It would be a large list.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,510
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Yes I have a kid in South Africa that I fathered with a black girlfriend while living in South Africa....never told the girlfriend or family...never will.

    Nice :rolleyes:
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    Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Not really. There are some things I don't tell just anyone, but nothing I have ever kept completely to myself.
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    mebiscuitmebiscuit Posts: 327
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    No, I do have an evil monkey though!
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    MaxatoriaMaxatoria Posts: 17,980
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    uncle nik naks summer wardrobe.....uncle nik naks winter wardrobe.....uncle nik nak
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Yes I have a kid in South Africa that I fathered with a black girlfriend while living in South Africa....never told the girlfriend or family...never will.

    Do you visit the mother and daughter, or pay maintenance?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    no, but a shitload of bodies under the patio :D
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Do you visit the mother and daughter, or pay maintenance?

    I'm guessing no, judging by the original post.
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    ScarletStarletScarletStarlet Posts: 2,390
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    No. Pretty much cos I get pished, open my mouth and let my belly rumble. Just 'blaaaaaaaaaah'.. :o
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    Neil5234Neil5234 Posts: 1,515
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    Do you visit the mother and daughter, or pay maintenance?

    Neither...it was a relatshinshsip that she ended....feel no obligation and no interest.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,606
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    Could do, god knows what's buried under the rest of the crap in the throw-it-in-there-when-tidying-if-it-doesn't-have-a-proper-place-to-go cupboard.
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    I have a whole graveyard full in mine :D
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    misha06misha06 Posts: 3,378
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    It's not really a skeleton...

    But when I travelled the US nearly 20 years ago I was mugged at gunpoint, knocked out and spent the night in hospital as a precaution. I told the staff I had no one I wanted contacting (I didn't want my parents woken up at silly o'clock to hear their son was in a hospital 6000 miles away, even for relatively minor reasons)

    Sounds more dramatic than it was when typed.

    I was about halfway through my trip, I reversed called my parents regularly so they knew I was ok.

    After the event I was torn over whether to tell them, as I say it sounds bad just said, and I had been slightly foolish in allowing myself to be in such a position.

    So I didn't mention it.

    After that, when I came home, it didn't seem right to tell them weeks after the event. So I never did.

    I would have liked to tell them, not just the incident, but about how nice the police and hospital staff were, and the funny moments during my brief stay.

    I sometimes feel a bit guilty about it to this day, because I have the sort of relationship with my parents where we tell and discuss anything.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,510
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Neither...it was a relatshinshsip that she ended....feel no obligation and no interest.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    jackoljackol Posts: 7,887
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    roland rat wrote: »
    To many to mention, not proud of what I did, but life moves on

    Not a shock coming from you
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    Neil5234Neil5234 Posts: 1,515
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    What can I do? She don't want to see me, I tried and was knocked back.
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    lucifer samlucifer sam Posts: 688
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Neither...it was a relatshinshsip that she ended....feel no obligation and no interest.

    Bond James Bond.
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Yes I have a kid in South Africa that I fathered with a black girlfriend while living in South Africa....never told the girlfriend or family...never will.
    Boring.
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