"They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand Dalek battleships, because we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a fairly short surprise."
OK, not necessarily a one liner, but funny non the less lol
"They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand Dalek battleships, because we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a fairly short surprise."
OK, not necessarily a one liner, but funny non the less lol
Kudos!!! That was the very one I was about to post!
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"Right then! This isn't going to be big on dignity!"
"They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand Dalek battleships, because we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a fairly short surprise."
OK, not necessarily a one liner, but funny non the less lol
Kudos!!! That was the very one I was about to post!
and
"Who da Man!!" (which I have to admit i now say quite often)
Or alternatively:
"So you don't require tea then?"
"Oh yeah, yeah, course! It's an interdimensional multi-form from outer space, they're all 'terrified' of wood! "
"Alright - it's a Jammie Dodger! But I was promised a cup of tea!"
"A needle that looks like hay. A haylike needle of death. A haylike needle of death in a haystack of... statues. No, yours is fine."
"I don't think that's such a good idea, do you? I'm a Timelord, you're a big fish... think of the children."
"Excuse me! I am making sense, you just aren't keeping up!" (My favourite:D)
(Rory goes on a rant) The Doctor: "Oh shut up" (The Pandorica Opens)
Rory: "So you kissed her back?" The Doctor: "No I kissed her front" (Vampires in Venice)
I loved that too, but you worded it slightly incorrectly
The line is actually "Would you care for some teeeeaaaaaa"
You are quite correct
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeZkX-SPUs Still puts a big grin on my face
I'm pretty sure it was 'mouth' not 'front'
Heh, that's by far and away my favourite line of the series!
Regards,
Cypher