:D:D Good spoof.
I liked this bit..... Bank officials have apologised to Price, but said that in order for her to be placed on a banknote everyone at the Bank of England would need to start smoking crack.
“Seriously, we wouldn’t put that woman’s picture on a packet of ****,” they helpfully added
Hello, Sam ... I have been around, lurking. :cool:
Not heard about the snake and Gloria :eek: :eek:
One of Pete's snakes went missing for a couple of days and she was apparently terrified and didn't want to remain in the house :eek: They did find it eventually but even so she might need you to ride to her rescue if it happens again so be prepared :cool:
I shall keep the sums on my pad of paper. It's a puzzler all round, this KP pregnancy.
As regards your prizes, well, what can I say about your generous donation. Howsabout I put them into the tombola, to be drawn for winners of the 'guess the baby's name'?
I wonder if she has a boy will she copy the lovely new royal babys name? After all she already has a Princess!
One of Pete's snakes went missing for a couple of days and she was apparently terrified and didn't want to remain in the house :eek: They did find it eventually but even so she might need you to ride to her rescue if it happens again so be prepared :cool:
:eek: How did I not know about this? Of course as luck would have it snake catching is one of my sidelines;) ... so Gloria need not worry. :cool::cool::)
:eek: How did I not know about this? Of course as luck would have it snake catching is one of my sidelines;) ... so Gloria need not worry. :cool::cool::)
I knew you wouldn't let her down :cool: Sounds like this could be your moment Jimmy - better get that granny flat spic and span in readiness too just in case
I knew you wouldn't let her down :cool: Sounds like this could be your moment Jimmy - better get that granny flat spic and span in readiness too just in case
It has bee ready for months Sam. :cool: Awaiting the company of her HRH Glo ...
One of Pete's snakes went missing for a couple of days and she was apparently terrified and didn't want to remain in the house :eek: They did find it eventually but even so she might need you to ride to her rescue if it happens again so be prepared :cool:
It has bee ready for months Sam. :cool: Awaiting the company of her HRH Glo ...
Momma. :) Let us thank the reptile Gods that we are not talking spiders here. :eek: I shudder to think what would become of dear Glo, if we were!
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Apologies for taking this thread off course with all this talk of Gloria .....
We recently took our 2 grandsons to Edinburgh zoo , I couldn't go into the reptile house with them , left that to my husband.
The older grandson ( 5 ) bought a rubber snake with his spending money and chased me all over the house with it , laughing hysterically.
I found it under my sheets that night.
I would plan my revenge , but apparently you aren't allowed to traumatise 5 year olds.
I'll just have to wait 'til he's older
I echo Jimmy's apology for taking the thread off topic folks
I introduced the topic so I should apologise too :o:o
But just wanted to suggest to Pete a selection songs he could cover if he needs to charm the snake in future :D
Union of the Snake by Duran Duran
Snakecharmer by Rage Against the Machine
Buy My Snake Oil by Jello Biafra
Snake Bite Love by Motorhead
Get On The Snake by Soundgarden
Snake Eyes and Sissies by Marylin Manson
Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall
Snake Eyes Boogie by L.A. Guns
Here Comes the Snake by Cherry Poppin Daddies
The Fake, The Snake and the Birthday Cake by Punchline
Sorry for the silliness I think the heat's frazzled my brain
We recently took our 2 grandsons to Edinburgh zoo , I couldn't go into the reptile house with them , left that to my husband.
The older grandson ( 5 ) bought a rubber snake with his spending money and chased me all over the house with it , laughing hysterically.
I found it under my sheets that night. I would plan my revenge , but apparently you aren't allowed to traumatise 5 year olds.
I'll just have to wait 'til he's older
I echo Jimmy's apology for taking the thread off topic folks
lol, Your Grandson is quite old enough already Momma. Well maybe another year or so. Your post made me laugh!
Love the songs Sam ...
Right, we had better move on now before we're lynched. :o
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I liked this bit.....
Bank officials have apologised to Price, but said that in order for her to be placed on a banknote everyone at the Bank of England would need to start smoking crack.
“Seriously, we wouldn’t put that woman’s picture on a packet of ****,” they helpfully added
Hi Jimmy
Hello, Sam
Not heard about the snake and Gloria :eek: :eek:
One of Pete's snakes went missing for a couple of days and she was apparently terrified and didn't want to remain in the house :eek: They did find it eventually but even so she might need you to ride to her rescue if it happens again so be prepared :cool:
I wonder if she has a boy will she copy the lovely new royal babys name? After all she already has a Princess!
:eek: How did I not know about this? Of course as luck would have it snake catching is one of my sidelines;) ... so Gloria need not worry. :cool::cool::)
I knew you wouldn't let her down :cool: Sounds like this could be your moment Jimmy - better get that granny flat spic and span in readiness too just in case
* shudder *
That's it Pete , I most definitely won't be visiting if one of those things might slither all over my new M&S comfort fit shoes.
I do have some standards
Don't worry Momma ace snake-whisperer Jimmy is now on the job
snake whispering , yukkk ! what a vision that conjurs up.
You are my hero Jimmy , above and beyond and all that
Is the child actually called Princess, like at school?
It has bee ready for months Sam. :cool: Awaiting the company of her HRH Glo ...
Momma.
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Apologies for taking this thread off course with all this talk of Gloria .....
No idea to be honest no chance of me watching her or PA on their various crap programmes! Hopefully another FM should know.
Aww poor wee snake
It was fine
Aww shame wee snakes like to be warm at least it doesn't have to listen to PA "singing"
We recently took our 2 grandsons to Edinburgh zoo , I couldn't go into the reptile house with them , left that to my husband.
The older grandson ( 5 ) bought a rubber snake with his spending money and chased me all over the house with it , laughing hysterically.
I found it under my sheets that night.
I would plan my revenge , but apparently you aren't allowed to traumatise 5 year olds.
I'll just have to wait 'til he's older
I echo Jimmy's apology for taking the thread off topic folks
But just wanted to suggest to Pete a selection songs he could cover if he needs to charm the snake in future
Union of the Snake by Duran Duran
Snakecharmer by Rage Against the Machine
Buy My Snake Oil by Jello Biafra
Snake Bite Love by Motorhead
Get On The Snake by Soundgarden
Snake Eyes and Sissies by Marylin Manson
Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall
Snake Eyes Boogie by L.A. Guns
Here Comes the Snake by Cherry Poppin Daddies
The Fake, The Snake and the Birthday Cake by Punchline
Sorry for the silliness I think the heat's frazzled my brain
If I was that snake I would have made a run for it to (or slither)
lol,
Love the songs Sam ...
Right, we had better move on now before we're lynched.
I think she might go one better and name it King..?
PMSL
Thanks for cheering me up Jimbo - we really need a Glo Appreciation thread to have a laugh in
A pleasure as always Sam.