Little Johnny and the little girl next door are in love. One day Johnny goes to his mother and tells her that the two are getting married. She thinks this is absolutely adorable and asks "well Johnny where are the two of you going to live?" He says they can live in her room. "And how are you going to support your new wife?" Johnny's mother asks. Johnny tells her the two of their allowances combined should be enough to support two six year olds. "Well what will you do if you have a baby?" Johnny look at her, shrugs his shoulders and says, “well we've been lucky so far":o
A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year-old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Okay," replies the 4 year-old.
In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, "I'll have Coco Pops, b**ch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old and sternly asks, "And what do you want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be f**king Coco Pops."
Little Johnny and the little girl next door are in love. One day Johnny goes to his mother and tells her that the two are getting married. She thinks this is absolutely adorable and asks "well Johnny where are the two of you going to live?" He says they can live in her room. "And how are you going to support your new wife?" Johnny's mother asks. Johnny tells her the two of their allowances combined should be enough to support two six year olds. "Well what will you do if you have a baby?" Johnny look at her, shrugs his shoulders and says, “well we've been lucky so far":o
Chris, I think your illness is caused by too much lager and the shock of having a clean flat :D:D Hope you are back to full fitness by Monday and as compensation, we demand two jokes (not Dobbie and Toxictracey either >:(>:()
Chris, I think your illness is caused by too much lager and the shock of having a clean flat :D:D Hope you are back to full fitness by Monday and as compensation, we demand two jokes (not Dobbie and Toxictracey either >:(>:()
The strange thing for the last two weeks i have been on healthy eating
When I was having takeaways and lager I was in fine fettle
it is just I am finding humour hard to cope with tonight as most of the day i have been clutched up on the sofa shouting pain go away or words to that effect
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Love the joke 80s gal
Chris, I think your illness is caused by too much lager and the shock of having a clean flat
When I was having takeaways and lager I was in fine fettle
let that be a lesson to you all
Cheers for the thread, JD:D
Sounds like your stomach has gone into protest with all of the healthy food
I prescribe a bag of chips and a can of lager :cool:
:cool: I am being good as the football starts soon and I would like to still fit in my seat
here we go
Take care Chris and hope you feel better soon.xx
stable I would think
It must be the slugs in your lettuce