^ very good.:) (and like a certain Simon Cowell thread, I think the posts here are meant in fun rather than maliciously)
I also had in mind a variation on Dr Pam's celebrity counselling show, Shrink Rap.
As the legendary Burger Barry is too good to lose as a potential co-presenter for our Rik, I would team the lads up again for their own show as problem-solvers to the stars (complete with junk food):
first guest: Victoria Beckham
Rik: Vic. Why the long face? Barry: Aw cheer up pet and have a burger... Rik: Have two VB: [leaves in a huff]
second guest: Jennifer Aniston
Rik: So, Jen. What is it about you that makes blokes
dump you all the time? Barry: The poor lass isn't eating enough. Cheer up pet
and get your gnashers into this hotdog.. JA: [whispers into Barry's ear. The words "prefer my
hotdogs....sticking out both ends of the bun" are
audible.] Barry: Lunges at JA and is restrained by security guards Rik: Huh, talk about high maintenance. Bet you wouldn't get that nonsense with Angelina Jolie!
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I also had in mind a variation on Dr Pam's celebrity counselling show, Shrink Rap.
As the legendary Burger Barry is too good to lose as a potential co-presenter for our Rik, I would team the lads up again for their own show as problem-solvers to the stars (complete with junk food):
first guest: Victoria Beckham
Rik: Vic. Why the long face?
Barry: Aw cheer up pet and have a burger...
Rik: Have two
VB: [leaves in a huff]
second guest: Jennifer Aniston
Rik: So, Jen. What is it about you that makes blokes
dump you all the time?
Barry: The poor lass isn't eating enough. Cheer up pet
and get your gnashers into this hotdog..
JA: [whispers into Barry's ear. The words "prefer my
hotdogs....sticking out both ends of the bun" are
audible.]
Barry: Lunges at JA and is restrained by security guards
Rik: Huh, talk about high maintenance. Bet you wouldn't get that nonsense with Angelina Jolie!