All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.
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“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.
But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
''This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly-it should be thrown with great force.''
''Tell him I've been too f***ing busy- or vice-versa.''
''Serves me right for putting all my eggs in one b*stard'' (said when leaving hospital after an abortion.)
''If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.''
''If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised!''
''You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think'' (after being asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence)
"It is not the law that precautions must be taken against every peril that can be foreseen by the timorous."
Lord Norman - Bolton v Stone [1951] 1 All ER 1078
It's my favourite quote of all time. I can't stand hyper-litigious cry-babies.
“Blood is just red sweat.” - Enson Inoue, Japanese American martial arts fighter
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor
"Regardless the desperation of a situation, a good leader is the one who can calm the panic, ease the anger, steady the fear, inspire the despair, find the lost and lead them the way home." - I don't know who said it. My granddad quoted this motivational line almost all the time.
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.” - Akira Kurosawa, Japanese film director
My all-time favourite:
"Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent." - Ambrose Bierce
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Withnail
“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.
But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
''This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly-it should be thrown with great force.''
''Tell him I've been too f***ing busy- or vice-versa.''
''Serves me right for putting all my eggs in one b*stard'' (said when leaving hospital after an abortion.)
''If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.''
''If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised!''
''You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think'' (after being asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence)
- Ferris Bueller
Hahahahahahaaaaaarrrrrrrrr....:D
Classic
My favourite quote, also from Buffy, is: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."
My other favourite quote (not from Buffy) is: "Dogs come when you call. Cats take a message and get back to you."
I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry
'Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see'
Mark Twain
Lord Norman - Bolton v Stone [1951] 1 All ER 1078
It's my favourite quote of all time. I can't stand hyper-litigious cry-babies.
Bad Sugar (channel 4 tv show)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor
"Regardless the desperation of a situation, a good leader is the one who can calm the panic, ease the anger, steady the fear, inspire the despair, find the lost and lead them the way home." - I don't know who said it. My granddad quoted this motivational line almost all the time.
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.” - Akira Kurosawa, Japanese film director
My all-time favourite:
"Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent." - Ambrose Bierce
What's that from man? I remember that, is it They Live? Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Douglas Adams
"When you wake up in the morning, SMILE....and get it over with!" (W.C.Fields)
"Life...don't talk to me about life" Marvin the depressed android in Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Haa yes man