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CS: Owen Sleeping on the Floor
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So Owen is now dossing down on a draughty floor in his own house.
That he’s paying the mortgage on.
What a loser.
Meanwhile, that philandering tramp Anna has a comfy double bed to herself, the entire lovely thick duvet, which is probably a massive tog, and the run of a house that he owns while she barks her orders and issues her demands.
And he just stands there taking it all like the sorry loser he is.
Grateful for whatever crumbs she chooses to toss his way.
“That’s the deal Owen, take it or leave it” … she trilled the other night, looking all pleased with herself, the frickin' hunchback.
I don’t think I’ve ever known such a sorry loser as Owen.
Hard man my eye.
That he’s paying the mortgage on.
What a loser.
Meanwhile, that philandering tramp Anna has a comfy double bed to herself, the entire lovely thick duvet, which is probably a massive tog, and the run of a house that he owns while she barks her orders and issues her demands.
And he just stands there taking it all like the sorry loser he is.
Grateful for whatever crumbs she chooses to toss his way.
“That’s the deal Owen, take it or leave it” … she trilled the other night, looking all pleased with herself, the frickin' hunchback.
I don’t think I’ve ever known such a sorry loser as Owen.
Hard man my eye.
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I hate Anna's hunch-backed, round shouldered stance too. Especially when she clasps her hands together and looks down like a martyr. And as for that sad cleavage she keeps flashing - put it away you dozy taaaart!
Owen and Anna have to be the dimmest couple ever in the history of soap. I can't remember a stupider pair. God help baby Jake - with those genes he doesn't stand a chance.
That's definitely the way I see this playing out. If he's very lucky they'll chuck him a bit of brie to enjoy on the floor and he'll say "cheers love". Maybe on special occasions they will even drag the washing machine upstairs (depending if Katy is in the way or not), and let him have a good cry behind it whilst Anna gets Phelaned.
It's like a Shakesperian tragedy
It makes Shameless look like Downton Abbey
Poor Faye...
The tea was meant to get them back together...
I think he probably will end up thanking Anna. And maybe Phelan too, when he brings Owen and Anna a post-coital cuppa in bed.
Fiswhife probably has a special room for Phelan upstairs.
Tough as old boots that one.
She's getting pissed, quitting school, happily wearing dirty clothes, doing a gruelling window round, and giving Tracey Barlow grief in the street.
All at the same time too.
Owen meanwhile is crying behind white goods and kipping on floors - whilst Army meathead Gary was last seen somewhere behind the sofa.
Wouldn't surprise me one jot if Faye didn't give Owen a real good hiding soon.
Just to let him know like.
Instead of furry dice, Phelan has them in his car, jangling and bouncing away on the front mirror...........:o:D
Now the child is making carrot pasta. The cycle continues.
Don't forget that Faye's the only one putting food on the table at the moment, bloody good slap-up meal she put up tonight and crybaby didn't even bother to show his miserable face. Probably because putting food in his mouth reminds him of what Phelan put in Anna's :eek: Owen would do well to show some respect to the breadwinner of the house though.
That should say Anna and Phelan.
Faye may be about to bring more trouble to Dozy Anna's door if this is true
And the four suspects are
It'll give him something to do....
The King would refute all claims to any involvement with Infayemous. Why become embroiled in such nonsense when he has to facilitate Kay'ee's exit??? ;-)
So do I :-)
AND now...