I've sent you both PM's to get you added to the coven. Look forward to seeing you.
Anyone else who fancies an invite just holler at me or any other harpy.:D
Hmm The Lizard was so suffering a crisis of confidence whilst getting ready for the naked photo that she threw up...... but just about every article recently she has been exposing her "anorexic" body more and more. As I posted on the DM site, no-one was holding a gun to her head. It was the lure of all that lovely money and the chance to expose even more of herself, as predicted by several DS commentators recently. I await with horror the latest bandwagon she no doubt will jump on on her return from where ever-holiday/fantasy honeymoon or quilt making with poor refugees somewhere.
Hmm The Lizard was so suffering a crisis of confidence whilst getting ready for the naked photo that she threw up...... but just about every article recently she has been exposing her "anorexic" body more and more. As I posted on the DM site, no-one was holding a gun to her head. It was the lure of all that lovely money and the chance to expose even more of herself, as predicted by several DS commentators recently. I await with horror the latest bandwagon she no doubt will jump on on her return from where ever-holiday/fantasy honeymoon or quilt making with poor refugees somewhere.
Serenity, I'm sure it was 'borderline' throwing up, as she has 'borderline' anorexia and 'borderline' lack of confidence.
Hello all! I'm a looooong time lurker and probably have missed the boat a bit a Liz's "popularity" seems to be on the wane judging by the lack of posts on here but I need to have access to the coven!!
It's a bit sad to vent your spleen on someone you don't even know...but God does she ask for it.
Hello all! I'm a looooong time lurker and probably have missed the boat a bit a Liz's "popularity" seems to be on the wane judging by the lack of posts on here but I need to have access to the coven!!
It's a bit sad to vent your spleen on someone you don't even know...but God does she ask for it.
you have a pm in your inbox, at the top of the page on the left handside. (Sorry if you know that already, its just that some people new to DS don't know where to find things)
There is always something to amaze and astound in a Liz column. And offend. She never lets us down!
'I am sorry to say this but he does exist, but I wouldn't call him a rock star more a rock twinkle. They where up here looking at a property. I was very surprised because Liz is much taller than him, he ain't a manly man but he is ok. I won't be writing in here again as she will be a neighbour.'
If we are to believe this - and isn't County Durham a bit of a long way from London, where she seems to have to spend a lot of time? - then how many rock twinkles can people suggest?
I still find it beyond incredible that two people who (she claims) have known each other so long, and have got to the stage where he proposes (between bouts of not wanting to see her), have such little knowledge of each other.
The subsequent DM comment (by the same person saying they live in the area where the couple have been househunting) gives the clearest possible indication that the RS is MU (first name annoying small insect, second name river in Yorkshire).
He's a "smidge" shorter than Liz and his height "means nothing to me" (line from his most famous song).
Seems to meet a lot of the clues - was at Live Aid, big in 1983 so could have been interviewed by LJ, reformed band after 24 year gap, had a Forest gig recently, has a glamourous ex wife & several daughters.
But I thought we had ruled him out on this thread long ago & can't remember why?
The subsequent DM comment (by the same person saying they live in the area where the couple have been househunting) gives the clearest possible indication that the RS is MU (first name annoying small insect, second name river in Yorkshire).
He's a "smidge" shorter than Liz and his height "means nothing to me" (line from his most famous song).
Seems to meet a lot of the clues - was at Live Aid, big in 1983 so could have been interviewed by LJ, reformed band after 24 year gap, had a Forest gig recently, has a glamourous ex wife & several daughters.
But I thought we had ruled him out on this thread long ago & can't remember why?
He's still happily married, so it can't be him.
She just takes the attributes of anyone she likes and amalagmates them into a mish-mash to suit whatever tale she dredges up.
He's a "smidge" shorter than Liz and his height "means nothing to me" (line from his most famous song).
Seems to meet a lot of the clues - was at Live Aid, big in 1983 so could have been interviewed by LJ, reformed band after 24 year gap, had a Forest gig recently, has a glamourous ex wife & several daughters.
But I thought we had ruled him out on this thread long ago & can't remember why?
I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but on a fact finding mission I discovered that Midge Ure follows someone called Jo.nesbo (@jonesbo1) on Twitter. Jonesbo hasn't tweeted, but one of her followers is Nicola Purdom....could this be the Nic (with purr..to show love of cats) ?? Or am I putting 2 and 2 together and making 7?
I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but on a fact finding mission I discovered that Midge Ure follows someone called Jo.nesbo (@jonesbo1) on Twitter. Jonesbo hasn't tweeted, but one of her followers is Nicola Purdom....could this be the Nic (with purr..to show love of cats) ?? Or am I putting 2 and 2 together and making 7?
No that's not the Nic. Her name's Nicola Bebb, and she's on Facebook.
I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but on a fact finding mission I discovered that Midge Ure follows someone called Jo.nesbo (@jonesbo1) on Twitter. Jonesbo hasn't tweeted, but one of her followers is Nicola Purdom....could this be the Nic (with purr..to show love of cats) ?? Or am I putting 2 and 2 together and making 7?
Jo Nesbo is an author so I think your 2 + 2 is equalling about 9
And far from being in yorkshire, Midge Ure has been in Scotland and Cornwall over the past few weeks.
He's still married, and loves food and cooking. I can't imagine being with the Jones would be any fun with her attitude to food.
I'm a lurker and am sure I posted on the fb thread before. Has it been closed recently? (new baby so not much free time - I may have missed several important events....... ) Any change of letting me back in please?
And far from being in yorkshire, Midge Ure has been in Scotland and Cornwall over the past few weeks.
He's still married, and loves food and cooking. I can't imagine being with the Jones would be any fun with her attitude to food.
I'm lost....who said he was in Yorkshire? I thought she said his last name was a river in Yorkshire but they were in county somewhere....
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Can I be added pleeeease!
Just pm Vampyre or me with your details and we can add you. FB has been a right pain the past few days :mad: and was misbehaving.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2193982/LIZ-JONES-FASHION-THERAPY-A-confidence-coach-latest-A-list-accessory-So-happened-eternally-angst-ridden-columnist-met-one.html
That's what happens to a Botoxed face when you screw it up!
Serenity, I'm sure it was 'borderline' throwing up, as she has 'borderline' anorexia and 'borderline' lack of confidence.
She's definitely got a Borderline Personality Disorder, but she'd never mention that in a million years.
Is that why she has a Border Collie? ( I'll get my coat...):D
B'doom-'tish!
...borderline journalist
It's a bit sad to vent your spleen on someone you don't even know...but God does she ask for it.
you have a pm in your inbox, at the top of the page on the left handside. (Sorry if you know that already, its just that some people new to DS don't know where to find things)
There is always something to amaze and astound in a Liz column. And offend. She never lets us down!
'I am sorry to say this but he does exist, but I wouldn't call him a rock star more a rock twinkle. They where up here looking at a property. I was very surprised because Liz is much taller than him, he ain't a manly man but he is ok. I won't be writing in here again as she will be a neighbour.'
If we are to believe this - and isn't County Durham a bit of a long way from London, where she seems to have to spend a lot of time? - then how many rock twinkles can people suggest?
I still find it beyond incredible that two people who (she claims) have known each other so long, and have got to the stage where he proposes (between bouts of not wanting to see her), have such little knowledge of each other.
The subsequent DM comment (by the same person saying they live in the area where the couple have been househunting) gives the clearest possible indication that the RS is MU (first name annoying small insect, second name river in Yorkshire).
He's a "smidge" shorter than Liz and his height "means nothing to me" (line from his most famous song).
Seems to meet a lot of the clues - was at Live Aid, big in 1983 so could have been interviewed by LJ, reformed band after 24 year gap, had a Forest gig recently, has a glamourous ex wife & several daughters.
But I thought we had ruled him out on this thread long ago & can't remember why?
He's still happily married, so it can't be him.
She just takes the attributes of anyone she likes and amalagmates them into a mish-mash to suit whatever tale she dredges up.
I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but on a fact finding mission I discovered that Midge Ure follows someone called Jo.nesbo (@jonesbo1) on Twitter. Jonesbo hasn't tweeted, but one of her followers is Nicola Purdom....could this be the Nic (with purr..to show love of cats) ?? Or am I putting 2 and 2 together and making 7?
No that's not the Nic. Her name's Nicola Bebb, and she's on Facebook.
Jo Nesbo is an author so I think your 2 + 2 is equalling about 9
He's still married, and loves food and cooking. I can't imagine being with the Jones would be any fun with her attitude to food.
I'm lost....who said he was in Yorkshire? I thought she said his last name was a river in Yorkshire but they were in county somewhere....