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What do you keep under your desk at work?

Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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I have a wastebin and a model village.

What do you have?
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    Nothing aside from a bin and ergonomic foot rest
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    At my last job a electric fan heater as the office was freezing and had no central heating.
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    The receptionist.
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    HeartacheHeartache Posts: 4,299
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    Not quite just under my desk,but under the adjoining desk, my colleagues hearing dog Radley, a grey poodle. So cute, and a complete nutjob, hence why the retired hearing dog (scotch) comes to work too. :D.
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    Pea1Pea1 Posts: 383
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    My legs ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,246
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    The floor
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    A model village? Do explain, OP.
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    LushnessLushness Posts: 38,169
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    About three pair of shoes and some snow boots.
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    Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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    Frankie_Little wrote: »
    A model village? Do explain, OP.

    What's to explain? Model village does what model village is.
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    Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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    Frankie_Little wrote: »
    A model village? Do explain, OP.

    I also keep a mannequin's arm with a Rolex around the wrist.

    Anything else you'd like to know, Frankie mate?
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Lushness wrote: »
    About three pair of shoes and some snow boots.

    I've more shoes under my desk than in my wardrobe at home!
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Retro-b wrote: »
    I also keep a mannequin's arm with a Rolex around the wrist.

    Anything else you'd like to know, Frankie mate?
    No, I'm bored already. I'm not your mate either.
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    A packet of Bonio and an acrobatic display team.
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    Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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    Frankie_Little wrote: »
    No, I'm bored already. I'm not your mate either.

    Bored, fair enough. No need to be so unfriendly though:(

    Anyhoo, kick out, I'm fed up myself with DS now. See you in a month of Sunday's. Bye. PEEEACE!!
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    kitty86kitty86 Posts: 7,034
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    The person who actually does my work for me.
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    SnrDevSnrDev Posts: 6,094
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    A caraf of wine, box of frogs, pair of wellies in case of emergencies, a dead body (think he's dead anyway), a spare alternator, sack of spuds, my mother bless her, box of baby wipes, the key to eternal youth and the afterlife, and a fire warden's hi-viz top even though I'm not a fire warden.
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    SnrDev wrote: »
    A caraf of wine, box of frogs, pair of wellies in case of emergencies, a dead body (think he's dead anyway), a spare alternator, sack of spuds, my mother bless her, box of baby wipes, the key to eternal youth and the afterlife, and a fire warden's hi-viz top even though I'm not a fire warden.
    Does the fire warden know you've nicked his hi-viz top? :o
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    Work office:

    A box of ARCs, press packs and DVD screeners, waiting to be binned.

    A plastic silver platter with 'Crazy Rich Asians' printed on it. A promotional item from the marketing of Crazy Rich Asians, a novel by Kevin Kwan, last year. The platter came with cupcakes, but all gone by the time I arrived. No one 'fessed up, the thieving bastard(s).

    A baseball bat. Son left it behind after visiting my office. Keep meaning to take it home, but I always forget.

    Home office:

    Just an extension cord.
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    My hairy legs.
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    Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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    francie wrote: »
    My hairy legs.

    Meant to wish you happy birthday yesterday, but you never reciprocate mine so I didn't bother.
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    QT 3.14QT 3.14 Posts: 1,771
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    A 1796 Heavy Cavalry sword.
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Retro-b wrote: »
    Meant to wish you happy birthday yesterday, but you never reciprocate mine so I didn't bother.

    :confused:
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    Retro-bRetro-b Posts: 95
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    francie wrote: »
    :confused:

    As I am about the Euromillions...
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    francie wrote: »
    My hairy legs.
    A belated birthday gift ;)

    http://venrivi.webs.com/images/no_no_silver.jpg
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Retro-b wrote: »
    As I am about the Euromillions...

    Oh right, sorry I didn't see your post :blush:
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