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Oh No! Please don't let Maria ( CS)...

biscuitfactorybiscuitfactory Posts: 29,392
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..get her toxic claws into that lovely mechanic lad.( Steph's brother )

I can see it coming a mile off. Jealous of Audrey's flirty car dalliance with him ( which I loved, btw ), and, gorgeous as he is, he does seem to see any girl who so much as makes eye-contact with him as fair game.
But, GOD, NO!! NOT MARIA!!
Step away from the desperado, before it's too late!
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    It is too late, they end up very together :D
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    biscuitfactorybiscuitfactory Posts: 29,392
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    soap-lea wrote: »
    It is too late, they end up very together :D

    Urgggg!!! >:(:cry:
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    trevor tigertrevor tiger Posts: 37,996
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    soap-lea wrote: »
    It is too late, they end up very together :D

    :cry::cry::cry::cry: and then some ^_^
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    callumfreemancallumfreeman Posts: 12,399
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    Maria is another exhausted character who should of been written out years ago but for some reason keeps getting kept on.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,833
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    Maria is another exhausted character who should of been written out years ago but for some reason keeps getting kept on.

    I agree. She only seems to be defined by the man she's with - she doesn't even seem to be a mum now as her child seems to have disappeared of late ;-)
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    ForGodsSakeForGodsSake Posts: 16,235
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    The mechanic is punching above his weight if he goes out with the lovely Maria !
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    Scotty_WaldenScotty_Walden Posts: 1,546
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    Samia was on Celebrity Juice last night and they listed all of her previous conquests on the show... (as a character!)
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    GracieLGracieL Posts: 4,311
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    Well he's probably the only bloke left on the street that she hasn't gone out with apart from Noris and Ken. So Corrie don't have much choice :(
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    GracieL wrote: »
    Well he's probably the only bloke left on the street that she hasn't gone out with apart from Noris and Ken. So Corrie don't have much choice :(



    there is the two gorgeous new fellas, kylies ex and michaels son.

    think she would of been good with kylies ex they could of turned her into a bad girl
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    Kirk AngelKirk Angel Posts: 4,490
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    Carla...Katy...Audrey...and now Maria!

    Luke is on a roll!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 389
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    Kirk Angel wrote: »
    Carla...Katy...Audrey...and now Maria!

    Luke is on a roll!

    Audrey's the best of the lot, Luke's onto a good one there ;-)
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    jsmith99jsmith99 Posts: 20,382
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    GracieL wrote: »
    Well he's probably the only bloke left on the street that she hasn't gone out with apart from Noris and Ken. So Corrie don't have much choice :(

    Given the cross-fertilisation in which most of the characters have been involved, it seems unreal that they don't compare notes.
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    Kirk AngelKirk Angel Posts: 4,490
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    Vatican wrote: »
    Audrey's the best of the lot, Luke's onto a good one there ;-)

    You'd think I'd envy him for Carla and Katy but the thought of Audrey and Luke going on that drive in the country really got to me.
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    lou_123lou_123 Posts: 12,706
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    Maria is so annoying now, she's just been going round in circles for about 3/4 years, too many actors/actress's on the show that use it as a safety net, about time they just left, before their characters are well and truly worn out! It works on other soaps, but corrie they just go round in circles, yawn... The same applies Kevin and Sally, Jason, and plenty more characters...
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    vaslav37vaslav37 Posts: 69,555
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    Maria is another exhausted character who should of been written out years ago but for some reason keeps getting kept on.

    Agreed, because the Actress would never find work elsewhere..
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    vaslav37vaslav37 Posts: 69,555
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    lou_123 wrote: »
    Maria is so annoying now, she's just been going round in circles for about 3/4 years, too many actors/actress's on the show that use it as a safety net, about time they just left, before their characters are well and truly worn out! It works on other soaps, but corrie they just go round in circles, yawn... The same applies Kevin and Sally, Jason, and plenty more characters...

    Good Post.
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    immusicimmusic Posts: 955
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    lou_123 wrote: »
    Maria is so annoying now, she's just been going round in circles for about 3/4 years, too many actors/actress's on the show that use it as a safety net, about time they just left, before their characters are well and truly worn out! It works on other soaps, but corrie they just go round in circles, yawn... The same applies Kevin and Sally, Jason, and plenty more characters...

    In fairness that's down to the writers not the characters, but yes, I know what you mean.
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    biscuitfactorybiscuitfactory Posts: 29,392
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    The mechanic is punching above his weight if he goes out with the lovely Maria !

    You've got to be kidding!
    The lovely mechanic couldn't possibly be punching above his weight with anyone living on that street.
    Do you not see the divine glow that envelopes him every time he appears on screen?
    Noone, I repeat, NOONE, is worthy of the attentions of the lovely mechanic.

    Apart from me, of course.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    Kirk Angel wrote: »
    You'd think I'd envy him for Carla and Katy but the thought of Audrey and Luke going on that drive in the country really got to me.

    Yes, agreed - because the thought of Ordreh & Luke going at it like rabbits in the country lanes / on the ring road is pretty gross tbh. Funny, though - how TPTB come up with these daft SL ideas is just beyond bizarre, lmao :-)
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    biscuitfactorybiscuitfactory Posts: 29,392
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    Yes, agreed - because the thought of Ordreh & Luke going at it like rabbits in the country lanes / on the ring road is pretty gross tbh. Funny, though - how TPTB come up with these daft SL ideas is just beyond bizarre, lmao :-)

    Nobody suggested they were 'at it like rabbits'.
    It's an innocent flirtation on both sides. Are older women not allowed to find young men attractive, and vice-versa?

    I find the idea of lovely mechanic flirting with Audrey a lot less stomach churning than the thought of him and toxic Maria getting it on in the ginnel.
    Bluuuggh! ( that's me puking )
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    Kirk AngelKirk Angel Posts: 4,490
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    Yes, agreed - because the thought of Ordreh & Luke going at it like rabbits in the country lanes / on the ring road is pretty gross tbh. Funny, though - how TPTB come up with these daft SL ideas is just beyond bizarre, lmao :-)

    I guess The Hat did that to quell Audrey's fear to get back to driving after the accident we didn't even see and to get the Luke and Maria thing going. It was daft and so cliché.
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    dd68dd68 Posts: 17,841
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    Maria has no depth
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    Janet43Janet43 Posts: 8,008
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    jsmith99 wrote: »
    Given the cross-fertilisation in which most of the characters have been involved, it seems unreal that they don't compare notes.
    By "cross-fertilisation" I assume you don't mean it in it's real sense with everybody being pregnant by everyone else and therefore all related to each other. :o
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    vaslav37vaslav37 Posts: 69,555
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    dd68 wrote: »
    Maria has no depth

    She is definitely on my Corrie axe list.

    The Actress is paid 100k and for what?
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    Lucy LouLucy Lou Posts: 8,574
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    Nobody suggested they were 'at it like rabbits'.
    It's an innocent flirtation on both sides. Are older women not allowed to find young men attractive, and vice-versa?

    I find the idea of lovely mechanic flirting with Audrey a lot less stomach churning than the thought of him and toxic Maria getting it on in the ginnel.
    Bluuuggh! ( that's me puking )

    Absolutely agree :)

    I thought it was quite endearing seeing how Audrey reacted to Luke he definitely put a twinkle in her eye and made her feel good, she was chuffed to bits that he even paid for the pub lunch too :D
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