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Jack ☻ Depreciation

SWW (SWW)SWW (SWW) Posts: 23,514
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in Big Brother #1
Not that reminders are neccessary...

Jack on the CBB House "this shithole"

Jack on Jade's comments ".... as if you will ever get booed... no matter what you say... people think you are just thick"

Jack on Shilpa, having not said a complete sentence to her "I hate her... I effing hate her... the ******... I effing hate her... I effing hate her ...the ****"

Jack on Shilpa [paraphrased] "we should pick her up, dump her in the garden and lock the door"

Jack on Jade's leg "<insert appropriate sound>"

Jack on any word of more than three syllables(sp) "what does that effing mean... I don't care"

No regards.
> :(

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    worst HM ever.....total waste of air and space!!!!
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    RenThrayskRenThraysk Posts: 22,728
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    A lava lamp is more interesting.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 494
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    I'd rather sit and chat with topiary man.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I would actually enjoy watching a lava lamp. In fact, the other half used to have one. I want another! Someone fetch me a lava lamp this instant! :D
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    Gloria FandangoGloria Fandango Posts: 3,834
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    Yes, this slimey little creep really is a first class ****.

    He should of left when his cash cow did.
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    spotyspoty Posts: 11,195
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    Jack over the stew down the toilet. "I think you should get the bones out with your teeth"

    I found that most upsetting, what a saddo.
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    Glyn WGlyn W Posts: 5,819
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    I think Jack's the worst of the lot. At least with Jo and Danielle you could say they're egging each other on trying to make each other laugh. With Jack, although he doesn't say much, it's starker, it's nastier and he MEANS it when he says it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,048
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    has he left?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 182
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    Most pointless contestant ever.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,408
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    junkfoodmonkey wrote:
    I'd rather sit and chat with topiary man.

    hahaha :D
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    In his defence, he does have one redeming feature. He's taken Jade of the market. Millions of single men can sleep safe knowing that they are not going to wake up next to the ten pinter from hell :D

    For this one single act of self sacrifice and gallantry in the face of common sense. He deserves a medal, (Maybe the Iron cross. :p )
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    RenThrayskRenThraysk Posts: 22,728
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    Rafer wrote:
    In his defence, he does have one redeming feature. He's taken Jade of the market. Millions of single men can sleep safe knowing that they are not going to wake up next to the ten pinter from hell :D

    For this one single act of self sacrifice and gallantry in the face of common sense. He deserves a medal, (Maybe the Iron cross. :p )

    But they could be breeding.. . :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 894
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    Rafer wrote:
    In his defence, he does have one redeming feature. He's taken Jade of the market. Millions of single men can sleep safe knowing that they are not going to wake up next to the ten pinter from hell :D

    For this one single act of self sacrifice and gallantry in the face of common sense. He deserves a medal, (Maybe the Iron cross. :p )

    And on the opposite side of that, it also stops any other woman from fearing that they may one day wake up to find Jack making a deposit on their leg. Everybody wins :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 345
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    RenThraysk wrote:
    But they could be breeding.. . :eek:

    Not the way he does it. :D
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    RenThrayskRenThraysk Posts: 22,728
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    cocoabutter wrote:
    Not the way he does it. :D

    Hahah. :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,907
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    Dr Knockers wrote:
    Most pointless contestant ever.
    I completely agree with this. He adds nothing to the house in any way.
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    radio-oneradio-one Posts: 7,032
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    Also, Jack asked Shilpa 'use your teeth to pick up the bones (from the toilet)'
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,171
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    A nasty nobody. Not a scrap of decency. :mad: But enough about me. :)
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    KewpeeKewpee Posts: 50,976
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    SWW (SWW) wrote:
    Not that reminders are neccessary...

    Jack on the CBB House "this shithole"

    Jack on Jade's comments ".... as if you will ever get booed... no matter what you say... people think you are just thick"

    Jack on Shilpa, having not said a complete sentence to her "I hate her... I effing hate her... the ******... I effing hate her... I effing hate her ...the ****"

    Jack on Shilpa [paraphrased] "we should pick her up, dump her in the garden and lock the door"

    Jack on Jade's leg "<insert appropriate sound>"

    Jack on any word of more than three syllables(sp) "what does that effing mean... I don't care"

    No regards.
    > :(


    Look at this way, as long as he stays with Jade, they won't be making two other people miserable. ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 296
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    Don't worry, Jade will be well rid of Jack by this time in 6 months.

    To help regain a career, she needs to get rid of any shred of negative press from BB. He is negative, due to his nastyness over Shilpa and extreme lack of personality.

    He gives a new meaning to JackShit.
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    RenThraysk wrote:
    But they could be breeding.. . :eek:

    The doomsday clock was moved forward two minutes last week. So they probably are.

    Normally I'm opposed to mass sterilisation programs. But..... ;)
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