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X factor cliché thread

mark e amark e a Posts: 2,261
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So far:

Stupid older contestant that's rubbish being put through to Simon's "annoyance"

Four big fat yeses

Dopey Cockney who's wonderful

Somebody elses guy
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    jackoljackol Posts: 7,887
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    "You dont know how good you are"
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    MidZoneMidZone Posts: 415
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    Rehearsed, fake and pre-recorded facial expressions from the judges when a poor act is performing. The all new X Factor - it's same old same old.
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    mark e amark e a Posts: 2,261
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    "Surprise" rap
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    annie24601annie24601 Posts: 3,456
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    I didn't like it, I LOVED it!!!
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    chackalacka1234chackalacka1234 Posts: 1,086
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    Forgetting words + Different song = Suddenly regains confidence + Judges smile

    Sad Music
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    benbeez1benbeez1 Posts: 18,104
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    & that Leona Lewis song i promise f****** you after someone gets throught yet AGAIN!!!!! >:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(
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    mark e amark e a Posts: 2,261
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    Olly Murs' mate was never gonna get thru
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    Kenneth_ChowKenneth_Chow Posts: 3,838
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    " I want this" or "I have been waiting for this all my life" - every contestant ever..
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    mashitupmashitup Posts: 353
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    'Take a deep breath'
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    HitstasticHitstastic Posts: 8,634
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    The adverts.

    Oh :(
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    Skyler_WrightSkyler_Wright Posts: 1,652
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    Forgetting words + Different song = Suddenly regains confidence + Judges smile

    Damn:)
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    chackalacka1234chackalacka1234 Posts: 1,086
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    aaand we got our sob story
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    Arshee_KhanArshee_Khan Posts: 42
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    It's not just 4 yeses, it's 3,804 yeses!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,488
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    annie24601 wrote: »
    I didn't like it, I LOVED it!!!

    I actually liked this, with Cheryl mocking him as he said it.
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    martin2345ukmartin2345uk Posts: 368
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    You SMASHED it!
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    annielouannielou Posts: 10,247
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    I've Literally wanted this my whole life.

    Or

    This is literally all I've ever wanted.
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    pete137pete137 Posts: 18,392
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    Your gonna sell RECORDS ! (Said in an Irish accent!)
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    EvilLlamaThingyEvilLlamaThingy Posts: 6,667
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    annielou wrote: »
    I've Literally wanted this my whole life.

    Or

    This is literally all I've ever wanted.

    The best thing about this is how often it's 16/17 year olds saying it, as though they've actually had life experience.
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    StuntyStunty Posts: 45,701
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    All the judges give positive critique ...... amazing, loved it, smashed it out of the park, great singer.

    Why do they bother to have to have a vote on it then, when we already know that they will give 'four big yeses'?? :confused:



    Do they think the audience is thick or something ....... (Nobody has to answer that!!) :p
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    Mint-OpinionMint-Opinion Posts: 16,490
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    Someone linked to the judges or presenter who doesn't get through....when really, compared to other acts, they really should have!
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    Montage of bad/nervous acts as another act is shown in the wings talking about how nervous they are...lo and behold the singer comes on and blows the Judges away
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    Feline77Feline77 Posts: 753
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    MidZone wrote: »
    Rehearsed, fake and pre-recorded facial expressions from the judges when a poor act is performing. The all new X Factor - it's same old same old.

    ^This. I said it in another thread - I'm sick of seeing how 'shocked' Cheryl is when somebody can't sing. They should be shocked when somebody CAN sing at this stage. As if you would be shocked by a bad singer - you might make a face if it sounded bad but shock is not the emotion I would be expressing if this was my fourth or fifth year doing XF. It's either shock or trying to hold in a fit of the giggles - all so fake & Cheryl is the biggest culprit.
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    HughOSHughOS Posts: 2,984
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    All of the background music. So overdone and trite at this stage, they really need to freshen that up.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    1 million per cent yes :confused:
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    Compton_scatterCompton_scatter Posts: 2,711
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    (In particular Louis whilst slamming down the pen he always held) You're what thithh carrmpetition ith all about
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