Do spiders remember their interactions with humans?

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 00:22

I was thinking when I saw a spider in the toilet just now if I trapped him in a glass and threw him into next doors garden would he remember it? I don't want to upset it or cause it any long term mental anguish. Do you think he'd come back or just try his luck in next doors house?

dellzincht · 03/09/15 - 01:32

Is this a windup?

planets · 03/09/15 - 01:35

i didn't think so but then the other night i found a spider diary just by the side of my bed. He had accurately recorded what i watched on television and the phone conversations i had....his insights into how i perceive the world were exceptional.
i don't know if all spiders are that perceptive or if he was specially trained.

Fried Kickin · 03/09/15 - 01:36

I think he'll sneak back in and bite your eyelid while you're sleeping

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 01:45

dellzincht wrote: »

Is this a windup?

No I don't want him or her coming back angry or upset

Dangermoose · 03/09/15 - 01:48

Dead Pirate wrote: »

No I don't want him or her coming back angry or upset

He'll be back mob handed. And armed. I know how their sort operate.
I'd suggest witness protection.

Mudbox · 03/09/15 - 01:49

Dead Pirate wrote: »

No I don't want him or her coming back angry or upset

well take him/her a few streets away, or just down the street. I doubt it would have a clue where you live then.

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 01:55

Mudbox wrote: »

well take him/her a few streets away, or just down the street. I doubt it would have a clue where you live then.

I can't drive

Rich Tea. · 03/09/15 - 01:56

This has got to go into the pot for the prize of the most amusing and unlikely thread topic of the year!

The things you see on the web.

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 01:57

I have gone back into the toilet to work out what to do and he is curled up in a corner I don't know if he is ill or what?

planets · 03/09/15 - 01:58

Dead Pirate wrote: »

I have gone back into the toilet to work out what to do and he is curled up in a corner I don't know if he is ill or what?

he's writing his diary

Mudbox · 03/09/15 - 01:59

I found a big spider drowned in my loo the other day.....wasn't there not long before.

coughthecat · 03/09/15 - 01:59

Rich Tea. wrote: »

This has got to go into the pot for the prize of the most amusing and unlikely thread topic of the year!

The things you see on the web.

Very good!

Mudbox · 03/09/15 - 02:00

that reminds me, talk like a pirate day, in a couple of weeks.

exlordlucan · 03/09/15 - 02:03

It's known that they hold grudges so he'll more than likely be back to seek revenge.

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 02:05

I'm going to kill him

planets · 03/09/15 - 02:06

Dead Pirate wrote: »

I'm going to kill him

murderer >:(

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 02:09

planets wrote: »

murderer >:(

Sorry what's the most nice way to kill someone?

Rich Tea. · 03/09/15 - 02:09

Dead Pirate wrote: »

I'm going to kill him

Death threats on here will get you silenced with a ban!

....or are spiders exempt?

Mudbox · 03/09/15 - 02:10

Dead Pirate wrote: »

Sorry what's the most nice way to kill someone?

lethal injection.

coughthecat · 03/09/15 - 02:10

Dead Pirate wrote: »

I'm going to kill him

Let's hope you don't find a stray puppy in the street!

"I don't know what to do. Should I knock on doors around the neighbourhood to see if anyone's lost him ... but what if someone falsely claims he's theirs and the don't look after him properly? I don't want him to be unhappy!

I know what ... I'll shoot him!"

Rich Tea. · 03/09/15 - 02:13

Dead Pirate wrote: »

Sorry what's the most nice way to kill someone?

Dignitas in Switzerland to euthanase.

Spiders can fly for free apparently. There you go, no excuses now.

planets · 03/09/15 - 02:13

Dead Pirate wrote: »

Sorry what's the most nice way to kill someone?

hmmm dignitas may be able to help answer this question....

planets · 03/09/15 - 02:14

Rich Tea. wrote: »

Dignitas in Switzerland.

Spiders can fly for free apparently. There you go, no excuses now.

:o:o:o great minds :kitty:

Rich Tea. · 03/09/15 - 02:15

planets wrote: »

:o:o:o great minds :kitty:

Same time, same answer! We're on the same planet for sure. ;-)

[Deleted User] · 03/09/15 - 02:15

Rich Tea. wrote: »

Death threats on here will get you silenced with a ban!

....or are spiders exempt?

No please don't ban me again if I hoover him up with hetty will he die or will he live inside hetty?

Hey there!

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