I found Walls Sausage Balls in Morrisons, very tasty fried with lots of onions. The Chawners should try them, they're another way to eat sausage. After all that's all there really is to eat isn't it.
Philth put up a fb message last week, I can only read as I'm subscribed and not a friend (sad face), and it was asking the NZs about radio stations and papers they can visit to do 'charity' work, meets and sign 'atergraphs' made me lol!
Philth put up a fb message last week, I can only read as I'm subscribed and not a friend (sad face), and it was asking the NZs about radio stations and papers they can visit to do 'charity' work, meets and sign 'atergraphs' made me lol!
ROTFL. The day that Philth visits NZ is the day I run the 4 minute mile.
You've made me feel so bad about not being a good member of the C of C that I have left the rump steak I was going to have tonight ( I was going to eat it on my birthday but was taken out for a lovely meal instead ) and am making a sausage casserole in it's place.
I dont suppose I'm allowed mashed potatoes instead of chips am I? I dont want my C of C membership endangered. :eek:
Philth put up a fb message last week, I can only read as I'm subscribed and not a friend (sad face), and it was asking the NZs about radio stations and papers they can visit to do 'charity' work, meets and sign 'atergraphs' made me lol!
Dear God he's turned into Walter Mitty! :eek::D
I wonder what else he imagines he's going to do? Become a fighter pilot? Beat Usain Bolt in the 200m final? Win an Oscar? Become a jug on the X factor? Discover he sings like Pavarotti and everyone will love him? Become a national hero when he saves fluffy little kittens from drowning? The list is endless!
Anyway, in celebration of Phil and co's forthcoming trip to NZ (even though it's only in Phil's head) I have just had a FRIED sausage sarnie with lashings of tomato sauce! I am now a true, bone fide CofCer! Unfortunately it wasn't the smartprice version but an at least 80% meat version
Too bad I can't join in with the sausage bingeing (don't eat meat) but I did have four cupcakes today with buttercream icing. Does it count if I made them myself and was testing them for flavour variations? Two had cinnamon, isn't that one of my five a day?
Herbs and spices count as one of your 5 a day, if ketchup and jam do, they must do.
I see Philth is still spinning his "my wife has cancer" line. I really wish one of the nurses at Blackburn Royal Infirmary would breach patient confidentiality and reprimand him publically for telling such horrific, sympathy-seeking lies.
Nearly everyone has been touched by cancer at some point, whether it's a family member or a friend, and to pretend someone has it for attention, is more than simple case of factitious disorder.
Herbs and spices count as one of your 5 a day, if ketchup and jam do, they must do.
I see Philth is still spinning his "my wife has cancer" line. I really wish one of the nurses at Blackburn Royal Infirmary would breach patient confidentiality and reprimand him publically for telling such horrific, sympathy-seeking lies.
Nearly everyone has been touched by cancer at some point, whether it's a family member or a friend, and to pretend someone has it for attention, is more than simple case of factitious disorder.
Just like Papa Repulsive himself,his FB outpourings are offensive, vile, obnoxious, and an insult to all those battling this awful disease for real and are completely out of order.
Sheesh I get so wound up by him. Why? He's not worth the space or the oxygen :mad:
He's either really bad at drawing or taking the piss. Emma on the left is the most recognisable. Audrey looks like a fat Barney Rubble in a dress and Sam (at least I think it's Sam, the one on the far right anyway) looks like Justin Lee Collins to me. As to Phil, the one person he doesn't look like is Phil Chawner.
Only 10 days until X Factor starts again, and for those of us on Facebook, we have the opportunity to vote for our favourite contestant. Emma Chawner is currently beating arch rival Stacey Solomon!!:D:):D
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Onions? How hoity toity! I fry my sausages with more sausages!
Philth put up a fb message last week, I can only read as I'm subscribed and not a friend (sad face), and it was asking the NZs about radio stations and papers they can visit to do 'charity' work, meets and sign 'atergraphs' made me lol!
ROTFL.
Dear God he's turned into Walter Mitty! :eek::D
I wonder what else he imagines he's going to do? Become a fighter pilot? Beat Usain Bolt in the 200m final? Win an Oscar? Become a jug on the X factor? Discover he sings like Pavarotti and everyone will love him? Become a national hero when he saves fluffy little kittens from drowning? The list is endless!
Anyway, in celebration of Phil and co's forthcoming trip to NZ (even though it's only in Phil's head) I have just had a FRIED sausage sarnie with lashings of tomato sauce! I am now a true, bone fide CofCer!
I see Philth is still spinning his "my wife has cancer" line. I really wish one of the nurses at Blackburn Royal Infirmary would breach patient confidentiality and reprimand him publically for telling such horrific, sympathy-seeking lies.
Nearly everyone has been touched by cancer at some point, whether it's a family member or a friend, and to pretend someone has it for attention, is more than simple case of factitious disorder.
Just like Papa Repulsive himself,his FB outpourings are offensive, vile, obnoxious, and an insult to all those battling this awful disease for real and are completely out of order.
Sheesh I get so wound up by him. Why? He's not worth the space or the oxygen :mad:
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.320.320/p403x403/375706_272280932885475_1867933063_n.jpg
He's either really bad at drawing or taking the piss. Emma on the left is the most recognisable. Audrey looks like a fat Barney Rubble in a dress and Sam (at least I think it's Sam, the one on the far right anyway) looks like Justin Lee Collins to me. As to Phil, the one person he doesn't look like is Phil Chawner.
I think our thread is 2 years old very soon!
Phil *is* looking rather tall and slender in that drawing!
Come on peeps...we need to get Emma to the top where she rightly deserves to be
vote for your favourite XF contestant - I voted for Emma Chawner
it will be 2 on August 17th.
Oh calebolly, calebolly
Wherfore art thou calebolly.
Wow, who thought the thread would be kept going for so long!! Curiosity got the better of me one day and I've never looked back
I sent Phil a message on FB about autographs and the barsteward never replied to me :mad: He's just lost a fan :mad: