Taking the piss

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,889

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  09/10/14 - 19:07 #2

  i already do my bit i guess

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• ba_baracus Posts: 3,236

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  09/10/14 - 19:10 #3

  Usually I am bursting for a pee when I wake up. I can't hold it in until it is time to go in the shower!

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• Andrue Posts: 23,359

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  09/10/14 - 19:10 #4

  grps3 wrote: »

  i already do my bit i guess

  Trouble is first thing in the morning it ain't just urine that I want to evacuate

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• sweh Posts: 13,665

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  09/10/14 - 19:11 #5

  Why couldn't that topic just stay one of those things that everyone does but no one admits and has no place in decent conversation?
  
  I highly doubt people need to be encouraged to pee in the shower. Surely the amount of people who already do is far greater than those who do not.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,954

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  09/10/14 - 19:28 #6

  I wouldn't do a full one.
  
  Modify the drain so you can have a dump as well, Dragons'Den?

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• this Posts: 296

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  09/10/14 - 19:35 #7

  Pissing whilst taking a shower!? If you do it, i really hope ya clean the cubicle/bath after it's just wrong.

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• performingmonk Posts: 20,086

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  09/10/14 - 19:41 #8

  sweh wrote: »

  Why couldn't that topic just stay one of those things that everyone does but no one admits and has no place in decent conversation?
  
  I highly doubt people need to be encouraged to pee in the shower. Surely the amount of people who already do is far greater than those who do not.

  
  Nice to see you back around, sweh!
  
  Not only do I do it, I deliberately hold it in when I get up just so I can see the lovely golden spray cascading down the shower screen...:cool:

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• performingmonk Posts: 20,086

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  09/10/14 - 19:42 #9

  this wrote: »

  Pissing whilst taking a shower!? If you do it, i really hope ya clean the cubicle/bath after it's just wrong.

  
  The pee probably gave it the best clean it had had for a while...;-)

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• SkipTracer Posts: 2,959

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  09/10/14 - 20:24 #10

  Andrew-W wrote: »

  I wouldn't do a full one.
  
  Modify the drain so you can have a dump as well, Dragons'Den?

  
  To late its already been invented.
  
  http://www.screwfix.com/p/monument-tools-master-plunger-12-305mm/34513
  
  

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,889

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  09/10/14 - 20:48 #11

  Oh dear, ere we go again,.......

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• Jean-Francois Posts: 2,301

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  09/10/14 - 23:21 #12

  Show me a man who says that he's never taken a piss while in the shower, and I'll show you a fibber.

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• exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  09/10/14 - 23:23 #13

  I do mine while filling the kettle.

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• Hypnodisc Posts: 22,728

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  09/10/14 - 23:26 #14

  Somebody once told me 'everybody' does this, to which I replied 'no, they don't'.
  
  This is disgusting.. you'd be standing in your own piss, even if it is being washed away quite quickly.
  
  ETA: Ah, it seems Jean-Francois presumes to know all men that have ever lived just like my friend

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• jzee Posts: 25,498

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  09/10/14 - 23:28 #15

  Jean-Francois wrote: »

  Show me a man who says that he's never taken a piss while in the shower, and I'll show you a fibber.

  I imagine it's almost compulsory for the French :kitty:.

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• RobinOfLoxley Posts: 27,040

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  09/10/14 - 23:50 #16

  Is it alright to do it in the sink while I'm cleaning my teeth?

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• Fizzbin Posts: 36,827

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  09/10/14 - 23:52 #17

  OMG Alex Sibley will be spinning in his...bathroom..

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• phill363 Posts: 24,312

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  10/10/14 - 00:07 #18

  What's wrong with peeing in the shower? Piss is clean and if your a man just aim for the plug hole anyway you can always spray some disinfectant just before you switch it off if anyone's too prudish.

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• jzee Posts: 25,498

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  10/10/14 - 00:14 #19

  phill363 wrote: »

  What's wrong with peeing in the shower? Piss is clean...

  This is a complete myth, it can contain bacteria, fungi, and viruses, from within the bladder or picked up in the urinary tract
  
  http://www.livescience.com/45800-confirmed-urine-not-sterile.html
  
  http://jcm.asm.org/content/52/3/871.abstract?sid=2ddbe134-33db-4d37-b3fe-101887fe5811
  
  http://emergencyprepblog.com/?p=115

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• Toby LaRhone Posts: 12,916

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  10/10/14 - 00:26 #20

  RobinOfLoxley wrote: »

  Is it alright to do it in the sink while I'm cleaning my teeth?

  You clean your teeth whilst standing on a stepladder?

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• Jean-Francois Posts: 2,301

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  10/10/14 - 00:27 #21

  jzee wrote: »

  I imagine it's almost compulsory for the French :kitty:.

  
  
  Very perceptive, not almost compulsory, just advisory, it's enshrined in the Napoleonic code.

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• jzee Posts: 25,498

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  10/10/14 - 00:40 #22

  deleted!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 5,692

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  10/10/14 - 00:52 #23

  Hypnodisc wrote: »

  This is disgusting.. you'd be standing in your own piss, even if it is being washed away quite quickly.

  
  Deal with it.

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• Hypnodisc Posts: 22,728

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  10/10/14 - 00:54 #24

  GeoBa92 wrote: »

  Deal with it.

  
  I don't have to. I'm not going to piss over myself in the shower.

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  10/10/14 - 01:00 #25

  Hypnodisc wrote: »

  I don't have to. I'm not going to piss over myself in the shower.

  
  It's invigorating, believe me. Urine for a treat.

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• muggins14 Posts: 61,844

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  10/10/14 - 01:08 #26

  phill363 wrote: »

  What's wrong with peeing in the shower? Piss is clean and if your a man just aim for the plug hole anyway you can always spray some disinfectant just before you switch it off if anyone's too prudish.

  Are you saying that men can aim for and hit a tiny shower plughole and yet can't seem to aim for and hit a massive loo?
  
  I admit, I'm female, menopausal and diabetic, I need to wee every 5 mins - I've certainly wee'd in the shower. The sound of all that water is enough to bring it on most times!

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