Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 9)

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  • angelafisherangelafisher Posts: 4,150
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    chuffster wrote: »
    The Confused.Com blowjob ad has changed!Now, they're just snogging!

    Depends what time they are showing it...
  • chuffsterchuffster Posts: 8,774
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    Depends what time they are showing it...

    Aha!Thought that might be the case!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,606
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    RebelScum wrote: »
    Corsodyl probably has the most unimaginative tag line ever, "Corsodyl, for people who spit blood after brushing their teeth". I'm just glad Andrex don't use the same advertising company, "Andrex, for people to wipe their backside after taking a shit".

    I wish you worked in advertising :D
  • CreamteaCreamtea Posts: 14,681
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    RebelScum wrote: »
    Corsodyl probably has the most unimaginative tag line ever, "Corsodyl, for people who spit blood after brushing their teeth". I'm just glad Andrex don't use the same advertising company, "Andrex, for people to wipe their backside after taking a shit".

    What about "Triple-ply. For when it's a real double flusher". :D
  • olivejolivej Posts: 14,696
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    Ladylucks mobile casino

    Awful

    All that dreadful slow "yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah" and dreadful slowmo dad dancing when they win

    Urgh
  • Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,240
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    The IKEA ad with the people acting like dolls.

    Utterly terrifying.
  • China GirlChina Girl Posts: 2,744
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    The Argos ad with the new horrible creepy looking alien baby.
    Who thinks up these things.
  • rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    Creamtea wrote: »
    What about "Triple-ply. For when it's a real double flusher". :D

    Bagles and Donuts. Round food...for every mood. :o:D
  • McCollMcColl Posts: 242
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    There's a particularly awful Pronamel toothpaste ad - the one with the woman talking through her nose who can't even say enamel. I do actually change channels.

    The car ad with the crying baby is dreadful.

    The Co-Op ad is dreadful ....who wants reminding of Christmas in summer!
    I've grown to dread Christmas and the disgraceful pressure to buy everything from food to new sofas, and the obligation to comply with all the usual 'must do' things.

    I haven't liked a Sky 'ad' for WWF Rainforest Rescue - they use a woman with a scary face (supposedly a model!).

    ...and talking about Sky: We often catch up on the news when making or eating our tea, and if it's not some sort of over 50's or aged ad, it's ear wax, solicitors touting litigation, constipation (or the opposite), toilet paper, sanitary or similar towels, tampax, or blood from gums ...and many more.
    Do they never think about the time of day and the fact that people may find them irritating, annoying or just plain offputting around mealtimes! They always seem to crop up at supper time too.
    Given a choice, the news channel would be ad free, but a little consideration would help.
    Think we may go back to watching the BBC news channel.

    Still wishing all gambling ads would be stopped.

    I am still hating (after what seems forever) those horrible WONGA ads - I don't like any type of loan ad, and really dislike anything that thinks portraying older people in that way is even remotely funny or good.
    Same goes for MA too: Irritating.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 146
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    BT are now actually driving me f%$£&^^*£ing mental with Jake Humphrey's smug, merciless bragging about their 'new' sports channel. They've been advertising it forever! It's just one long infomercial that actually slaps you round the face with the fact that if you don't want to fork out yet more money a month, you aren't going to see anything of the major sports you like in 2014:mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 105
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    Is it the Boots advert where that primary school teacher with the annoying voice says "let's go outside!...everyone got suncream"?:mad:
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    RebelScum wrote: »
    Corsodyl probably has the most unimaginative tag line ever, "Corsodyl, for people who spit blood after brushing their teeth". I'm just glad Andrex don't use the same advertising company, "Andrex, for people to wipe their backside after taking a shit".

    That made me lol :D:o
    I also hate the woman's voice in the ad which is both bland and grating/unfriendly at the same time.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,363
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    Ikea and that spooky dolls house set up. It freaks me out.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 146
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    LIZALYNN wrote: »
    Ikea and that spooky dolls house set up. It freaks me out.

    BIB: Me too. Ikea have always had rather perculiar adverts. In fact, they have never compelled me to rush to the nearest outlet and kit out my house with their fabulous products. As a child, I was terrified of clowns. I’m now terrified of weird doll-like creatures that look like people as long as you remember to not look at their faces.
  • GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    The Hyundai advert is really pissing me off now. It's shown nearly every ad break! I hate the kids in the ad and that horrible twee music! :mad:
  • ROWLING2010ROWLING2010 Posts: 3,909
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    What is the Thomas Cook ad at the swimming pool about?

    All I can understand is that someone jiggled and the Thomas cook person who seems to follow them everywhere is there doing something. Also, is Thomas Cook trying to imply that foreign people are unpleasant because the 2nd and 3rd ads show them shouting.


    The guys swimming trunks came off whilst using one of the water slides and exposing himself to a family.


    The Thomas Cook rep came to sort it out.

    Or something.....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,232
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    It's probably been mentioned before but the fabric softener advert, with the bed in the street. It's the way the woman at the end is all "eh, gimme, gimme" and reaching out to the softener as if she were a toddler after it's favourite toy.

    And it's badly dubbed - not sure if was an American ad dubbed with English voiceover, or just poor sound editing. Really winds me up.

    Surprisingly, I'm not that bothered by the Ikea ad, although I know a lot of people who are.
  • HiMyNameIsHiMyNameIs Posts: 1,785
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    The latest edition of the Go Compare advert.

    Just bring back the song!!!!
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    I think it' Colgate Toothpaste. But it also advocates flossing, that team player guy who gets people round a table to floss and then check for blood, when they start finding 'bleeding gums' it's panic time.

    Has ANYONE seriously questioned the wisdom of cutting between your delicate gum skin with a length of floss line? It's just ridiculous imo, of course your mouth will bleed - it's akin to a needle going into the most fragile area of your mouth! It's a total fad.

    How they continue to advocate this crepe and panic people is staggering imo.
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    HiMyNameIs wrote: »
    The latest edition of the Go Compare advert.

    Just bring back the song!!!!

    Lol he's a star. I love those ads.

    The other ad I really hate right now is the Sky Broadband ones with Bruce Willis and that star-struck woman. So cringey. How she doesn't die of embarrassment when she watches herself I have no idea. I hope the money was good.

    The latest one at least turns the tables abit, with the male being the fanboy of the two reps.
  • Pob-BundyPob-Bundy Posts: 1,321
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    ITV 2 never fail to infuriate. When trying to enjoy the escapism of the Star Wars films, every damn ad break with those annoying Coca-Cola girls "AHH THENK YER SOOOO HAWT. JAMMIE WULL YA ARSK ME OOT?" If Jamie has any sense he won't.
  • TracerTongTracerTong Posts: 3,782
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    NEVER EVER watch movies on broadcasted stations. This type of ridiculous shit will always happen.
    I cant think of the last time I watched a movie on ITV2 etc...
  • rainbow321rainbow321 Posts: 2,632
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    wilehelmas wrote: »
    Lol he's a star. I love those ads.

    The other ad I really hate right now is the Sky Broadband ones with Bruce Willis and that star-struck woman. So cringey. How she doesn't die of embarrassment when she watches herself I have no idea. I hope the money was good.

    The latest one at least turns the tables abit, with the male being the fanboy of the two reps.

    Compared to what was paid to Bruce Willis probably a minuscule amount/
  • degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    wilehelmas wrote: »
    I think it' Colgate Toothpaste. But it also advocates flossing, that team player guy who gets people round a table to floss and then check for blood, when they start finding 'bleeding gums' it's panic time.

    Has ANYONE seriously questioned the wisdom of cutting between your delicate gum skin with a length of floss line? It's just ridiculous imo, of course your mouth will bleed - it's akin to a needle going into the most fragile area of your mouth! It's a total fad.

    How they continue to advocate this crepe and panic people is staggering imo.
    You do know that the ad now is the edited version.

    In the previous version the stupid bint had a floss covered in blood saying "that's normal isn't it?"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    You do know that the ad now is the edited version.

    In the previous version the stupid bint had a floss covered in blood saying "that's normal isn't it?"

    That is a bloody awful advert - all those 'trust me I am dentist' ones are pathetic.
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