Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 9)

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  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    McColl wrote: »
    I've never been a fan of his at all ...and his voice on ads is awful!

    Also, just seen the Crispello one for the first time: Utterly stupid!

    Why does it sound like he says "Woopshire" :D:o
  • MissCultureMissCulture Posts: 704
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    Fairy9178 wrote: »
    The new Cadbury Crispello ads where the girl thinks her boyfriend's dad is "hot". It's a rubbish song and it's not "naughty" it's just bloody weird!

    OMG...I HATE that ad! feeble...pointless and...creepy. Who on earth came up with that ad?

    The new Beyonce ad...I just loathe that 'convulsive' type of crotch-flashing dancing, she looks like she's got St Vitus' Dance plus they have that 'ugly dance-face' on too, put it away!!!....:mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 253
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    20. Moneysupermarket - Moneysupermarket, will you just F*CK OFF! :mad:

    19. Tampax - I think it's Tampax that this new advert is for? I can't remember but it sure is a stupid ad, with the woman going through the audience to get to her seat at the theatre, just get your fat arse out the road and hurry up and sit down! :mad: What has her arse going into people's faces got anything to do with Tampex or whatever the hell it's advertising anyway?! :mad:

    : p

    No I think it's Tenna pisspants lady again:mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 253
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    welwynrose wrote: »
    The end of it is my street it two days of filming for a couple of seconds on screen
    Don't get me started here. A few years ago our town was invaded by a filmaking circus ie., catering, makeup, generator trucks clogging up all the local roads. Then they virtually took over (a very busy) High Street for the main shoot - on a Saturday morning FFS!!
    In the end it was just the last 2 seconds of one of those crappy John Cleese Sainsburys ads. All you could see was the back of a stand-ins head (John C. wasn't even there) whilst being driven in a MorriMinor down the road.
    If admen try to make a film in your town, attack them with flaming torches.:p
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    SuperAPJ wrote: »
    Who in their right mind would launch a product called 'Volvic Juiced'?!

    Reminds me of the ad where that studenty type **** says "I'm going to have a cheeky Volvic", it's WATER, FFS! :mad: He talks like he's going to take porn up the park or something.
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Coke Server Guy: "Hey, I'm the guy that served your coke earlier"


    Cinema Goer: "**** off, I paid to watch a film!"


    Coke Server Guy: "But don't you want to know how I have messed with your coke? tee hee!"


    Cinema Goer: "Erm, you put a coke zero cup inside my full fat coke cup? I noticed straight away, but just figured you were a bit retarded"


    Coke server guy: "That's not all- I gave you coke zero instead of coke, hillarious right?"


    Cinema goer: "I thought it tasted weird! I was like, this idiot has given me a coke zero cup, do you think he gave me coke zero? I literally just said that to my nan just now. I was also freaked out that EVERYONE in here seems to be drinking it. No, it isn't hilarious, it's not what I ordered, and hilarious only has one L, dumbass! I'm complaining to the manager"


    Manager: "I'm ever so sorry, he's already had a disciplinary for this. He took a load of recordin' equipment and made the video, then he started messin' with the cokes.
    I thought he had some mental deficiancy, so I was trying to humor him, ya know?"





    *Later in Rehab*


    Coke Server Guy: "First it was just swapping the cups around, you know, childish stuff... then it got out of hand. I had to 'watch' myself doing it. I started filming it, then I started swapping diet coke for coke zero. Nobody could tell the differance, it felt so good, but also naughty. I thought I'd try with regular coke, it was a step too far- people could tell, it just felt so right. I know I have a problem, I'll stop, I PROMISE *sobs*"
  • manic maniacmanic maniac Posts: 110
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    crowby1 wrote: »
    I hope you've re-forgotten it now, I know I have :)

    Haha, yep, I'll need to re-read my own post to remember the name again :) but I won't be doing that :p
  • manic maniacmanic maniac Posts: 110
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    We just cross-pollinate this advert with Churchill Insurance:

    Q: "Churchill, do you have multiple orgasms in the shower?"
    A: <Northern accent> "Oh yes! Oh Yes! Oh Yes!..."

    Haha, that would make the advert better . . . :) or weirder :p
  • manic maniacmanic maniac Posts: 110
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    4Dman wrote: »
    No I think it's Tenna pisspants lady again:mad:

    Yeah, you're right, it is :mad: it came on again so then I realised what the actual name of it was :(
  • intoxicationintoxication Posts: 7,059
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    I HATE The Crispello ad and it keeps playing on every ad break! And the motto is "a little bit of fun", more like a "little bit of a Jeremy Kyle scenario"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 332
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    I HATE The Crispello ad and it keeps playing on every ad break! And the motto is "a little bit of fun", more like a "little bit of a Jeremy Kyle scenario"

    "Today on Jeremy Kyle; 'My Girlfriend slept with my Dad because of the new Cadbury chocolates!!'"
  • ilovenicnacsilovenicnacs Posts: 43,363
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    4Dman wrote: »
    Don't get me started here. A few years ago our town was invaded by a filmaking circus ie., catering, makeup, generator trucks clogging up all the local roads. Then they virtually took over (a very busy) High Street for the main shoot - on a Saturday morning FFS!!
    In the end it was just the last 2 seconds of one of those crappy John Cleese Sainsburys ads. All you could see was the back of a stand-ins head (John C. wasn't even there) whilst being driven in a MorriMinor down the road.
    If admen try to make a film in your town, attack them with flaming torches.:p

    They used to partly film "the Bill" where I used to live in London they would turn up and block off the roads when you were taking kids to school, glare at you if you tripped on one of their anaconda sized cables etc, and about 6 weeks later there would be an episode with a scene outside a local house for 5 minutes!
  • manic maniacmanic maniac Posts: 110
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    I think these are the worst :(:

    10. Dairy Lea - This advert is still doing my nut in, just close the God damn feckin' door! :mad:

    9. Admiral - Still making an irritating, out of tune, beyond annoying song and dance about frickin' car insurance, then it gets LOUDER . . . :mad:

    8. EDF Energy - So they've got around to making a new ad, after last year's introducing of the orange blob to one of THE worst adverts of last year, the Olympic blob one, which we'll never mention again :mad: to those weird workers building the Olympic stadium and by then I thought they ditched the blob :) to the same adverts returning this year with new songs over the top of them. Now the orange blob of crap is back riding on the back of a dog, the dog is cute, the blob is not, it is creepy-looking

    7. Head & Shoulders - Stupid football pitch ad is still kicking about . . .

    6. Toyota - This new advert probably doesn't annoy anyone else but me, the one with the guy driving in his car, not annoying so far, but then the little idiot hologram boy with the stupid smile plastered across his stupid little face just irritates me, and the way the boy is driving and the way he moves around on the buildings and the road annoys me even more :mad:

    5. Plenty - Oh, **** off, Juan Sh*t, and take your feckin' heart beating kitchen roll sheet with you! :mad:

    4. Cadbury's - Now obviously I was going to include this God-awful advert for their "new?" product the Crispello, with the stupid-looking b*tch singing COMPLETELY out of key, tune, and is devoid of any musical merit whatsoever, about her boyfriend's dad and Jesus, does it surpass the level of the usual annoyance. I, like everybody else as I haven't heard one simple compliment about this advert, not even an "I like it.", HATE this ad with a passion, and hope it, (after someone kills everybody who feckin' starred and produced and directed this awful monstrosity) die a horrible feckin' death, and I can't go on about how awful it is without emulating what everyone else has said about it, so yeah, in short, it's crap. :p
  • manic maniacmanic maniac Posts: 110
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    Not enough space :p

    3. Airwaves - Been bugging me all week, especially the cringe worthy ref and the bagpipes, so they better bloody disappear before I stick their horns and other source of horrible noise where the sun don't shine :mad:

    2. Cuprinol - Haven't actually seen this advert in a while, but because of how awful it is I'm still mentioning it as it's annoying me in my memory :mad:

    1. Corsodyl - Oh my God, what the hell were the advertisers thinking when they came up with THIS, I haven't seen it since last week, I can only hope it's been banned for it's overall disgusting-ness, and that's not even a word :mad: the woman walking up to the mirror and looking at the gap in her teeth is horrible enough, but then taking a big gob of spit of the stuff with blood into the sink, complete with close-up, of course, is just horrible, especially when it's usually on at dinnertime when everyone's EATING, some hateful advertiser clearly has some issues :mad: also to top it all off the tagline is "Corsodyl. For people who spit blood when they brush their teeth." JUST F*CK OFF! :mad: The woman says it like she's blaming someone, the boot, and the whole premise of the ad is supposed to be straight to the point but is just sickening, no matter how "serious" it's meant to be :mad: I HATE this ad, can you tell? :p
  • Jingle_JamesJingle_James Posts: 151
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    What about the cereal advert which i've seen numerous times on Cartoon Network? I can't remember the name, but it know it involves Honey and Bees and it's so annoying!
  • GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Direct-bloody-Line constantly advertising every 15 minutes! :mad:
  • biscuitfactorybiscuitfactory Posts: 29,392
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    The Specsavers advert with the old couple eating their cheese sandwiches on what turns out to be a rollercoaster.

    I've nothing against the advert until the last bit when the man says
    "what kind of cheese was that?"

    He's supposed to be a bit short-sighted isn't he ..not terminally stupid!
    :mad:
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    I don't get that ad :o Did they jump the whole queue or did they notice ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE waiting to get on the coaster? :confused:
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    Postcode Lottery, i'm in, are you? NO!
  • JackappleJackapple Posts: 854
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    Airwaves can shove that Alpine horn up its rectum.
  • bookaddictbookaddict Posts: 2,806
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    That stupid one where a woman is working late, nd her husband asks his mate to come round to watch football, and they get the foam finger and costume, etc. Then the woman comes home early, and is angry at him.....WHY? She wasn't even going to be there. Why on earth would she care if he wants to watch some football while she's out??? I get that they set it up to look like he's having an affair, but the whole scenario annoys me.
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    Vax..please what is the connection between heartfelt loves songs and having a s*ddin' vacuum cleaner...I mean if your brain is a vacuum maybe you'll find one.

    Oh and that Trainline ad where everyone goes apesh&t....I thought that had gone away..
  • Jimmy_McNultyJimmy_McNulty Posts: 11,378
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    Sky. "When i'm on the inhanet"

    It's INTERNET!!!
  • Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,240
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    Italian puppets......Juan Sheet......Mexican singers.


    How many more ethnic stereotypes can ads produce?

    It's like an episode of Mind Your Language.
  • degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    For ethnic and regional stereotypes you don't have to look further than Whitehouse and the Aviva ads
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