Tell me something I don't know !!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Sea cucumbers have no brains.
  • Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    The measurement between your thumb and pinky (in men) is also your penis size

    go check

    Please tell me y'all washed your hands before replying!


    The lengths of your outwidth (FFS, how do you spell outwidth?) arms is equivalent to your height.

    Measure a 3 yr old male child and he will be twice that height at adulthood.

    And yeah, your foot size is the same as the elbow to wrist, Leonardo's Vitruvian Man, gives more dimensions:

    the length of the outspread arms is equal to the height of a man
    from the hairline to the bottom of the chin is one-tenth of the height of a man
    from below the chin to the top of the head is one-eighth of the height of a man
    from above the chest to the top of the head is one-sixth of the height of a man
    from above the chest to the hairline is one-seventh of the height of a man.
    the maximum width of the shoulders is a quarter of the height of a man.
    from the breasts to the top of the head is a quarter of the height of a man.
    the distance from the elbow to the tip of the hand is a quarter of the height of a man.
    the distance from the elbow to the armpit is one-eighth of the height of a man.
    the length of the hand is one-tenth of the height of a man.
    the root of the penis is at half the height of a man.
    the foot is one-seventh of the height of a man.
    from below the foot to below the knee is a quarter of the height of a man.
    *from below the knee to the root of the penis is a quarter of the height of a man.
    the distances from the below the chin to the nose and the eyebrows and the hairline are equal to the ears and to one-third of the face.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man

    * This doesn't apply to Masky.
  • ffawkesffawkes Posts: 4,495
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    The last witchcraft trial in England was in 1944. She was found guilty.
  • AudioRebelAudioRebel Posts: 32,201
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    Babies are born without kneecaps.
    Kneecaps don't form until the child reaches between 2 to 6 years of age.

    (Not sure if this applies to elbows).
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,396
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    fender101 wrote: »
    a rabbit can have sex in 11 seconds.

    As can men who suffer from premature ejaculation. :D
  • EStaffs90EStaffs90 Posts: 13,722
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    After 2016, Africa will be the only inhabited continent that hasn't hosted the Olympics.
  • scheadschead Posts: 977
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    Rafer wrote: »
    Or orange

    Sporange.

    As for Month, ask a guy with a lisp to say "once a month".
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    Rafer wrote: »
    The longest word you can type using only the left side of the keyboard is stewardesses.

    Now that's a damn good one.

    I was going to chuck in the, now slightly boring, blond/e is the only gendered adjective in the English language.
  • AudioRebelAudioRebel Posts: 32,201
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    Anna Wing who played Lou Beale in Eastenders during the first four years is 98 years old and is the oldest U.K. soap actress still alive !
    ('jinx moment') :o
  • Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    Anna Wing who played Lou Beale in Eastenders during the first four years is 98 years old and is the oldest U.K. soap actress still alive !
    ('jinx moment') :o

    :eek: Scraggy!!!!



    :D
  • brillopadbrillopad Posts: 3,226
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    The measurement between your thumb and pinky (in men) is also your penis size

    go check

    I was once rooting through some code written by Jeff Minter (Revenge of the Mutant Camels) and found the plain text 'my penis is enormous'
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    RE: sky has no colour
    fender101 wrote: »
    sky has no colour
    Fizzbin wrote: »
    Sounds like your satellite dish is out of alignment.

    :D:p:p:D best post of the day
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    we are all descended from a single early-human female - that one bombs my head out.
  • heart of glassheart of glass Posts: 1,532
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    My second toe is longer than my big toe on both feet. :o
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    we are all descended from a single early-human female - that one bombs my head out.

    Apparently all blued eyed people are descended from one person to
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    In On the Buses Reg Varney (Stan) was legit licensed to drive a bus and where it was supposed to be him driving it really was
  • BillyCasperBillyCasper Posts: 1,421
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    Now that's a damn good one.

    I was going to chuck in the, now slightly boring, blond/e is the only gendered adjective in the English language.

    What about fiancé fiancée?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    What about fiancé fiancée?

    they're nouns, like man and wife.

    (although to be fair, I had to think about it for a second)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 411
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    You can't make any words with the bottom letters on a keyboard

    Oh and DO NOT eat yellow snow :D
  • a_c_g_ta_c_g_t Posts: 1,665
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    I once had an "Orange",
    That looked like a "Lozenge"
  • AudioRebelAudioRebel Posts: 32,201
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    Joni M wrote: »
    :eek: Scraggy!!!!



    :D


    Joni !!! :eek:

    (how Do you do a Scooby-Doo impersonation on here ??!) :D

    The founder of the world famous Jack Daniels whiskey company was actually called Jasper Daniels !
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Alan Napier who played Alfred in the 60's Batman series married the great grand daughter of Charles Dickens
  • eluf38eluf38 Posts: 4,874
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    Al Murray is author William Thackary's great great grandson.


    There is no Welsh word for the colour brown.
  • AudioRebelAudioRebel Posts: 32,201
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    Last year 640 people were murdered (victims of homicide) in England & Wales.
    Scotland fared better with just 90 'marders'.
    It's safer in Northern Ireland where just 23 murders were recorded between April 2011 & March 2012.


    Interesting reading before bedtime :

    http://www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/murders-fatal-violence-uk.html

    "Don't have nightmares.." ;)
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    The RAF tried during the summer of 1940 to set fire to the Balck Forest in Germany!

    It was called Operation...Razzle! :D:D:D
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