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i_am_a_gremlin
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Ohhhhh first time in BGT history...there is a problem....wonder what it is???
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i_am_a_gremlin
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Simon Cowell will turn up, see what the others have chosen, blame them and say "We have a BIG problem, the show can't go on!"
And then of course he will fix it making him look like the savour of the show and everyone else put in there place.
Or how to be the big wig and most important part of the show by doing zero work and not actually being there! :rolleyes:
Sounds spot on
Sad but true. It's not my clever thinking it's just the obvious thing they would do when the Messiah returns.
Cue emotional visit to act's home where he tells them they've made the finals after all.
Oh god no! Not the "I think we've made a dreadful mistake!" routine.
How many times can they pull that one?
It's already known that the Britney impersonator is through even though she got 3 nos i think it was, it will probably be this.
I think that could be the problem, then home visits, recall rejected acts and Simon pops-in and travel across the country to find the best talent in GB
this is what i said to the mrs last night, as soon as the problem trailer hit the screen
1. It was all planed months ago.
2. It was deliberately invented to this years surprise twist to try and keep it fresh.
3. No one this side of Jupiter is going to buy it for a second.
4. Papers are going to give free advertising to the show just as the live shows start.
5. People on DS will be outraged and call for someone's head
6. They will ignore everyone, carry on regardless and pat themselves on the back for a stunt well pulled off.
(Someone cut and paste this for next year)
Because they get off with it? While a small minority may wish to point out the bollox that they get away with, the vast majority will sit and lap it up. It seems no matter how often BGT and XF jump the shark they get away with it. :eek:
Personally I want that 7 year old kid from last night to get it first...:D
You forgot the mass hysteria created by the internet, that will make thousands of people to phone Ofcom. Most will have no idea why they are contacting Ofcom, but never mind, it's a bandwagon and they can't be left behind.
Could the problem be that the only person with any talent is the french dancer and Simon has to point out, that in the rules, written in invisible ink, it states quite clearly that you must be a resident of Britain. Fans and tabloids will hear about this and this creates a high speed bandwagon, which is travelling non stop to Ofcom.
The judges have put some dreadful rubbish through and ignored some of the polished acts.
They got "yes" votes from Louis and Michael, but the street dance group of men wearing white shirts and black ties were entertaining and had worked hard to perfect their routine.
Amanda said she has seen enough of street dance acts and voted a "no" because of that. Maybe it's time for her to get off the panel.
I found the two little chihauhuas and deluded owner's act quite boring. They got "yes" votes just because one of the dogs refused to perform which apparently was laughable. Well I don't want to see them again.
True I'll amend clause 5:
5. People on DS will be outraged and call for someone's head via Ofcom.
OMG!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
How can they possibly carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
So that's why so much crap has been seen on the stage, then?