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Butcher BillButcher Bill Posts: 2,408
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Have you ever suffered an injury as a result of having sex?

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/888514-kevin-prince-boateng-injured-from-too-much-sex-says-girlfriend

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,592
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    He probably ripped his banjo string.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 337
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    Cant really blame him for getting an injury with her
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    I have a new idea for a TV advert:

    "Have you ever suffered injuries as a result of having sex? Well maybe we can help. We are Sex Injury Lawyers 4 U, offering no win no fee compensation for any sexual injury, no matter how painful... just call the number below or go to our website to make a claim now..."

    :D:D:D:D:D
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    BrunoStreeteBrunoStreete Posts: 7,180
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    My mate ripped his banjo string. Insisted on showing me as well.
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    Deep PurpleDeep Purple Posts: 63,255
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    I dont know how much he was getting at Spurs, but he was hopeless on the field.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 337
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    He's definetely improved for AC Milan
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    skunkboy69skunkboy69 Posts: 9,506
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    My banjo string was ripped by a broken tooth and I broke 3 ribs falling against a bedside cabinet ? You ?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,123
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    None so far but injuring the banjo string is the one I'm most worried of doing.
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    QwertyGirl1771QwertyGirl1771 Posts: 4,472
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    A dislocated pelvis. Mr Q and I were having a particularly intense session when we started dating. The pain was worse than labour pains:D
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    MarkBealesMarkBeales Posts: 3,600
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    QwertyGirl1771 wrote: »
    A dislocated pelvis. Mr Q and I were having a particularly intense session when we started dating. The pain was worse than labour pains:D

    Jesus! You must have been getting a serious pounding!:eek:
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