I have a recurring nightmare where I look over my shoulder to find a naked Elton John standing behind me holding a tube of lubricant while "Are You Ready For Love" plays on the stereo.
I have a recurring nightmare where I look over my shoulder to find a naked Elton John standing behind me holding a tube of lubricant while "Are You Ready For Love" plays on the stereo.
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Diane is on the telly at the moment, it's Clare Short you have to worry about!
I get the two muddled up.
If anyone should have been aborted it's her - hateful specimen of humanity.
Ok, a large spider.
I think you are pretty safe that won't happen
I have a recurring nightmare where I look over my shoulder to find a naked Elton John standing behind me holding a tube of lubricant while "Are You Ready For Love" plays on the stereo.
Is he wearing silly glasses at the time?
It's what he's not wearing that's the problem.