Nudity in Supermarkets - Would you be for it or not?

greendayfan6 · 13/05/13 - 23:55

If your local supermarkets had a special nude shopping special evening where you had to strip off before you could go and do your shopping.

Would you been keen to give it a ago?

Will it effect your buying choices?

Would you still use the salad bar?

Chizzleface · 13/05/13 - 23:56

I wouldn't personally do it - my dinkle's small enough, it'd go inverted in the chilled section *chuckle*

chris1978 · 13/05/13 - 23:56

I would not want to be naked in the refrigerated dairy section or the frozen food section. However, if I was buying some fruit, say a banana and two ripe plums I might do it but only If I got club card points.

Addisonian · 13/05/13 - 23:57

No. Next.

[Deleted User] · 13/05/13 - 23:58

No...

James Frederick · 13/05/13 - 23:59

No.....

Teddybleads · 14/05/13 - 00:02

I not sure it's for me, I usually like to get I and out of there as fast as possible, but I'd haveno problem with it.

andersonsonson · 14/05/13 - 00:04

I would do it for money - maybe £250 if everyone else was naked too though, its how we were born!

rikstan87 · 14/05/13 - 00:04

Yes I would , sounds fun

phylo_roadking · 14/05/13 - 00:06

Pardon me while I nip out and pour chip oil on the floor in the cucumber aisle....

Teddybleads · 14/05/13 - 00:07

It would certainly cut down on shoplifting

Chizzleface · 14/05/13 - 00:10

I'd have to make sure the melons got a thorough squeezing.

[Deleted User] · 14/05/13 - 00:13

Would I be allowed to rest my breasts on the trolley handle bar?

Miss XYZ · 14/05/13 - 00:15

Yeah I'd give it a go, but only if I could choose my fellow shoppers.

Teddybleads · 14/05/13 - 00:17

Where would one carry their Necter Card?

big brother 9 · 14/05/13 - 00:19

Yes I would. Imagine sweing someone you work with though

flowerpowa · 14/05/13 - 00:22

They would have to have a very fit body, that would be o.k.:D

solarflare · 14/05/13 - 00:39

It's good that there's someone willing to ask these sort of questions.

Don't ask me why it's good, though.

[Deleted User] · 14/05/13 - 00:40

It would put me off the place.

greendayfan6 · 14/05/13 - 00:44

Teddybleads wrote: »

Where would one carry their Necter Card?

Good point and when I have seen this type of thing before nudist wear a bum bag to keep their money, purse in etc..

There of course is always the danger a short sighted shopper may swipe the wrong slot! :eek:

[Deleted User] · 14/05/13 - 00:48

Teddybleads wrote: »

Where would one carry their Necter Card?

In a fanny pack

LaceyLouelle3 · 14/05/13 - 00:50

I wouldn't wanna work that shift.

flowerpowa · 14/05/13 - 00:50

SuperDude95 wrote: »

In a fanny pack

Between two cheeks of course!:D

Miss XYZ · 14/05/13 - 00:51

greendayfan6 wrote: »

Good point and when I have seen this type of thing before nudist wear a bum bag to keep their money, purse in etc..

There of course is always the danger a short sighted shopper may swipe the wrong slot! :eek:

You mean like Nelly did in the Tip Drill video ?

[Deleted User] · 14/05/13 - 00:54

solarflare wrote: »

It's good that there's someone willing to ask these sort of questions.

Don't ask me why it's good, though.

It's the biggest issue affecting the UK today, bigger than the one I said was the biggest issue facing the Uk this morning.

greendayfan6 · 14/05/13 - 01:01

stupidwheelie wrote: »

It's the biggest issue affecting the UK today, bigger than the one I said was the biggest issue facing the Uk this morning.

I think it could bring the community together in an unexpected way.

It's hard to hate if you got nothing on
Cause hate don't stick to my jelly buns
Shopping in the nude it ain't crude [sic]
It's a way society can improve
So it's not rude shopping in the nude
As long as you don't turn the other cheek
It's a great way to meet

Hey there!

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