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What is the strangest thing your other half has ever said or done that took you off guard?

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    j4the1j4the1 Posts: 664
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    What if you've always been single?
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    I'm seeing another man.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,282
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    j4the1 wrote: »
    What if you've always been single?

    My bad! Ok then anyone has said to you in your life. I had a friend who said she wouldn't eat/take sugar due to the fact she believed worms lived in it. It was so ridiculous I just couldn't even answer.
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    A guy on our first date asked, "Have you ever tried self-cunnilingus?" I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He earnestly explained that some guys can suck themselves off, so he wondered if we girls can do it ourselves. We were only fifteen, but no-one has managed to top that crazy question since then.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Takae wrote: »
    A guy on our first date asked, "Have you ever tried self-cunnilingus?" I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He earnestly explained that some guys can suck themselves off, so he wondered if we girls can do it ourselves. We were only fifteen, but no-one has managed to top that crazy question since then.

    You've not told us what the answer was/is!
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    Phoenix Lazarus wrote: »
    You've not told us what the answer was/is!

    And embarrass myself in front of everyone here? Fine. My actual reply: "I'm not sure... (long pause) What's self-cunnilingus?"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,282
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    Takae wrote: »
    And embarrass myself in front of everyone here? Fine. My actual reply: "I'm not sure... (long pause) What's self-cunnilingus?"

    Don't worry, not many people here anyway :p. Teenage boys are perverts aren't they! I knew one guy who kept wanting to know if it was true that all girls had one boob bigger than the other. One way to try and get a look I guess :p.
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    j4the1j4the1 Posts: 664
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    Masturbation is not natural, The Bible says so!
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    TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    "You can't just cheer on the Brits, that's racist!"

    I'm never dating a Guardian reader again.
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    ClunkClunk Posts: 3,359
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    Takae wrote: »
    A guy on our first date asked, "Have you ever tried self-cunnilingus?" I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He earnestly explained that some guys can suck themselves off, so he wondered if we girls can do it ourselves. We were only fifteen, but no-one has managed to top that crazy question since then.

    To paraphrase Fox Mulder, I want auto-fellatio as the cause on my death certificate... even if it means that people that know me say 'well how was that ever going to work ?!?!?!?' :o
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