Vicious fox traps sports club members
cobaye22
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817
Reads like a cross between cheap horror and St Trinians. Silly season.
'Club chairman Bruce Staines, who was chased around the car park, said he had "never seen anything like it".
Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club.'
'A woman who tried to distract the fox with food sustained a bite to her hand.
A man who tried to outpace the creature on his bicycle was chased into a field and fell off, losing his glasses in the process.'
To top it all, it's the townies fault.
'He said the pest controller suggested the fox may have been an urban animal, which somehow found itself in the middle of the countryside.'
Reads like a cross between cheap horror and St Trinians. Silly season.
'Club chairman Bruce Staines, who was chased around the car park, said he had "never seen anything like it".
Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club.'
'A woman who tried to distract the fox with food sustained a bite to her hand.
A man who tried to outpace the creature on his bicycle was chased into a field and fell off, losing his glasses in the process.'
To top it all, it's the townies fault.
'He said the pest controller suggested the fox may have been an urban animal, which somehow found itself in the middle of the countryside.'
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