True....but I have seen the odd video or two where an amateur performer is hammering themselves silly and a cat walks past....kinda ruins the moment!
I saw one where the couple were going at it and a cat walked into the shot, stood looking at them for about 30 seconds and no joke, stared down the camera lens, then walked off looking so unimpressed.
Natually all the comments on the video were all about the judgemental cat!
I saw one where the couple were going at it and a cat walked into the shot, stood looking at them for about 30 seconds and no joke, stared down the camera lens, then walked off looking so unimpressed.
Natually all the comments on the video were all about the judgemental cat!
I'm sure there's a joke about an unimpressed pussy in there somewhere...:o;)
Nobody ever cums inside the woman, they always have to spray they're ectoplasm over her face, tits, lady parts etc etc.
Yeah , I'm no expert on that sex thing, but that always troubles me too, just as he's about to climax a thought crosses his mind that the lady might enjoy his yucky jizz in her hair and up her nose.
Also I've yet to see a, ahem, to coin a phrase , an unfirtunate "chocolate on his biscuit" incident .
The women doesn't immediately rush to the toilet with her hand cupped under her fufu to stop 'reproductive mucus' spilling on the floor after the deed is done.
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...............except on specialist sites.:eek:
From experience....yes! Virtually all have at some point...imo
True....but I have seen the odd video or two where an amateur performer is hammering themselves silly and a cat walks past....kinda ruins the moment!
I saw one where the couple were going at it and a cat walked into the shot, stood looking at them for about 30 seconds and no joke, stared down the camera lens, then walked off looking so unimpressed.
Natually all the comments on the video were all about the judgemental cat!
I'm sure there's a joke about an unimpressed pussy in there somewhere...:o;)
"I aint sleeping on that damp patch!"
Once I tried to get into a postion I saw once on a porn movie I did my soddin back in!!
To be fair - it doesn't happen often in real life either
Have you never seen the 'Adult channels' on Sky?;):eek:
Yeah , I'm no expert on that sex thing, but that always troubles me too, just as he's about to climax a thought crosses his mind that the lady might enjoy his yucky jizz in her hair and up her nose.
Also I've yet to see a, ahem, to coin a phrase , an unfirtunate "chocolate on his biscuit" incident .
You say foofoo too? LOL
Don't even go there :eek::eek::eek:
You see that a lot more now than in "vintage" porn