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The cheer peppie up thread
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Pep's in plaster and in pain.. let's use this thread to bring her a bit of light relief.:)
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Here's a poem to start us off.. in the style of Scotland's national bard, Rabbie Burns
Tae A Fart
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There starts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,
Start workin like a gentle breeze,
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae,
A'body's gonn hae tae pay,
Even if ye try to stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawed yer bum tight tae the chair,
Tae try and stop the leakin air,
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it doesnae leak.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder,
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me! A sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvne shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw, whit the hell, it's no my worry.
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas! Too late he's just keeled ower.
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare,
A feel welcome nae mair.
Were e're ye go, let yer wind gang free,
Sounds like just the job for me,
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o wan wee farty!
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Here's a poem to start us off.. in the style of Scotland's national bard, Rabbie Burns
Tae A Fart
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There starts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,
Start workin like a gentle breeze,
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae,
A'body's gonn hae tae pay,
Even if ye try to stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawed yer bum tight tae the chair,
Tae try and stop the leakin air,
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it doesnae leak.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder,
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me! A sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvne shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw, whit the hell, it's no my worry.
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas! Too late he's just keeled ower.
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare,
A feel welcome nae mair.
Were e're ye go, let yer wind gang free,
Sounds like just the job for me,
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o wan wee farty!
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erm...um...erm...
i know, how about we do the hokey-cokey...:D "you put your left crutch in, your left crutch out..." erm perhaps not:rolleyes: ...tho knowing peps she'd still give a damn good try at shaking it all about:eek:
:eek:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0406.jpg
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0004.jpg
well i dunno about peps but that certainly made me laugh:D ...i hadn't realized you could post while sound asleep...then BIS WOKE UP;)
vedder...you may have heard peps gifted nc, lg and me wine glasses a few months ago...but how did you get a copy of the catalogue she ordered them from?
Are batteries included??;)
They must be in some of these , although that may make all that time on the sofa alone seem longer
Hmmm chastity belt??? you stopping me from having fun???:p first question I asked the dos was can you provide me with a bit of support....:eek:
the anti mast link must be a joke....