(UK) Porn - What's legal and what isn't.

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  • housewifehousewife Posts: 2,335
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    J6ngo1977 wrote: »
    Yes hardcore is legal in this country. A bill was passed, very quietly, a few years ago to allow the sale and viewing of hardcore porn. Animal porn is still illegal. The problem I find with hardcore porn is that there is too much arse shagging. Also why does the director have to concentrate on a close up of the arse shagging for 20 minutes? I personally like to see a beautiful woman having sex and not a biology film.

    Is "scat" porn illegal? I have a fiend who enjoys pornography of the "scatological" variety, as he puts it. I have no idea what he means but isnt scat something to do with jazz? Im assuming its some kind of costume fanasy porn. Unfortunatley he doesnt have an internet so he cant buy it online. Would a shop that sells pornography (eg ann summers) sell this kind?
  • Pablo DiabloPablo Diablo Posts: 5,892
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    Seriously for a moment... :D
    Hardcore mags are legal.
    Hardcore DVDs are legal from licensed shops only.
    Hardcore TV is illegal. (No British TV channel can show hardcore - there's a few legal pan-Europe ones that do though)
  • Pablo DiabloPablo Diablo Posts: 5,892
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    housewife wrote: »
    Is "scat" porn illegal? I have a fiend who enjoys pornography of the "scatological" variety, as he puts it. I have no idea what he means but isnt scat something to do with jazz? Im assuming its some kind of costume fanasy porn. Unfortunatley he doesnt have an internet so he cant buy it online. Would a shop that sells pornography (eg ann summers) sell this kind?

    Tell your "friend" it's illegal in the UK.

    Some of the pan-Europe networks show it though. And I think buying DVDs from NL is legal.
  • PorcupinePorcupine Posts: 25,246
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    Hmmm, what's 'scat' porn ??
  • TrinitrotolueneTrinitrotoluene Posts: 1,571
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    housewife wrote: »
    Is "scat" porn illegal? I have a fiend who enjoys pornography of the "scatological" variety, as he puts it. I have no idea what he means but isnt scat something to do with jazz? Im assuming its some kind of costume fanasy porn. Unfortunatley he doesnt have an internet so he cant buy it online. Would a shop that sells pornography (eg ann summers) sell this kind?

    Scat is pretty much a fetish about playing with shit (literally) often including eating it and smearing it all over the body.

    Condolensces :(
  • Pablo DiabloPablo Diablo Posts: 5,892
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    Porcupine wrote: »
    Hmmm, what's 'scat' porn ??

    You don't want to know.

    (Even I didn't want to know :eek: )
  • housewifehousewife Posts: 2,335
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    Tell your "friend" it's illegal in the UK.

    Some of the pan-Europe networks show it though. And I think buying DVDs from NL is legal.

    Thanks i'll let him know. He wants me to watch one with him but i dont think ill be able to stop laughing at the stupid costumes. I dont want to embarrass him though!


    edit- just read this post -
    Scat is pretty much a fetish about playing with shit (literally) often including eating it and smearing it all over the body.

    Condolensces :(

    Oh my! Does that include shitting from one ass into another? If so thats quite different from what i thought. Dont know if i want to be watching that with him. Im scared to ask what his necrophillia home mades are about now!
  • TrinitrotolueneTrinitrotoluene Posts: 1,571
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    housewife wrote: »
    Oh my! Does that include shitting from one ass into another? If so thats quite different from what i thought.

    I am not a scat expert lol so I do not know, it makes me feel sick just thinking about it!
  • _Zd_Phoenix__Zd_Phoenix_ Posts: 5,081
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    magicmover wrote: »

    I think that site might be out of date; it says that images of children under 16 are illegal, but surely that limit is 18 nowadays?
  • ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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    LMFAO.

    Eww. Wee and poo should go straight down the toilet.
  • welwynrosewelwynrose Posts: 33,666
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    housewife wrote: »
    Thanks i'll let him know. He wants me to watch one with him but i dont think ill be able to stop laughing at the stupid costumes. I dont want to embarrass him though!


    edit- just read this post -



    Oh my! Does that include shitting from one ass into another? If so thats quite different from what i thought. Dont know if i want to be watching that with him. Im scared to ask what his necrophillia home mades are about now!



    I'd be a bit worried if he's really into this :eek: - does he work at the local funeral home perhaps

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia
  • ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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    What happens if you're shagging and your boyfriend or girlfriend dies, but you do not notice - so you carry on until you've climaxed.

    Does that count as necrophilia?
  • housewifehousewife Posts: 2,335
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    welwynrose wrote: »
    I'd be a bit worried if he's really into this :eek: - does he work at the local funeral home perhaps

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

    Lol i was only joking about that. I know what that one is because of a documentary i saw. I dont know why but finding out about scat porn shocked me more for some reason. lol.
  • Jennifer JayneJennifer Jayne Posts: 9,022
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    is it friday?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,131
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    There are some very dodgy stuff wrt porn. The internet has made access to these things far too easy... so it is probably correct to say anything on the web is illegal, as most of it would come from abroad!
    Porcupine wrote: »
    neither my husband, nor I have ever watched a porn movie. I know some people might find that strange, but it really doesnt appeal to either of us.

    Last weekend though we went to a warehouse where a 'gone out of business' shop had been storing their wares. basically, if they dont reclaim the stock after so long, the warehouse flogs it to pay the rent.

    Anyway, we know the guys who owns the warehouse, and we went for a rummage in all the boxes. We came back with a black bin liner full of stuff, and as we were leaving the guy who owned it popped some videos in the bag. We didnt look what they were.

    Well, I got home and looked at the back .... and its vile. Its all anal stuff. Plus, we dont own a video recorder - so even if we did want to watch them, we couldnt !!

    We offered them to my husbands friend, and he doesnt have a video either.

    But and and the wife went to Amsterdam (a long long time ago) and we wandered down the red light district just to have a look. We saw what we were expecting and passed a couple of places... guys outside the clubs/shows were inviting us in... discounts available etc (we jokingly asked for 'family' discounts ;))

    Anyway we stopped outside of this shop window and looked at the stuff on display... Dildos and other weird sexual objects, which the wife found curious but not shocking... there were videos and magazines... the usual stuff... all was well until the wife spotted... 'P*ss and Sh*t Monthly' - at which point she screamed and legged it, away with shock!
  • welwynrosewelwynrose Posts: 33,666
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    housewife wrote: »
    Lol i was only joking about that. I know what that one is because of a documentary i saw. I dont know why but finding out about scat porn shocked me more for some reason. lol.

    could be worse he could be into Gynophagia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynophagia
  • Pablo DiabloPablo Diablo Posts: 5,892
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    What happens if you're shagging and your boyfriend or girlfriend dies, but you do not notice - so you carry on until you've climaxed.

    Does that count as necrophilia?

    I wouldn't like to think about it :eek: :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,483
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    J6ngo1977 wrote: »
    Yes hardcore is legal in this country. A bill was passed, very quietly, a few years ago to allow the sale and viewing of hardcore porn.

    I do remember seeing a story in the press along those lines but didn't take much notice of it.

    At one time what was legal or not used to tax the censors, i.e penetration was illegal, but how 'erect' a phallus could be before it was banned was apparently used by comparing an erection with a map of the Mull Of Kintyre. If the 'angle of dangle' was more limp than the Mull, it was allowed; if not, it was a banned.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,131
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    I believe a photo of an erect penis is still illegal..?
  • _Zd_Phoenix__Zd_Phoenix_ Posts: 5,081
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    son_t wrote: »
    I believe a photo of an erect penis is still illegal..?

    Well ... not in a porn magazine it isn't. On TV an erect penis in any context is not allowed ... which I think is rather pathetic.

    I know that orgies weren't allowed to be filmed in Britain until a couple of years ago (gay orgies at least).
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,131
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    Interesting, I used to work for a 'stock photo' company many years ago and they were not allowed to sell such images... (not porn, but medical images)...
  • ElMarkoElMarko Posts: 5,224
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    Well ... not in a porn magazine it isn't. On TV an erect penis in any context is not allowed ... which I think is rather pathetic.

    I know that orgies weren't allowed to be filmed in Britain until a couple of years ago (gay orgies at least).

    Unless for scientific reasons, and not titilation (Think a certain C5 TV show)
  • thecreepingmessthecreepingmess Posts: 3,070
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    Well ... not in a porn magazine it isn't. On TV an erect penis in any context is not allowed ... which I think is rather pathetic.

    That's not correct. Erect penises and penetration are allowed to be shown on TV bearing context: Channel 4's uncut airing of The Idiots (which features erect penises and penetration) and Channel 5's Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex, for example.
  • _Zd_Phoenix__Zd_Phoenix_ Posts: 5,081
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    That's not correct. Erect penises and penetration are allowed to be shown on TV bearing context: Channel's 4 uncut airing of The Idiots (which features erect penises and penetration) and Channel 5's Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex, for example.

    Really O_o That's certainly new to me.
  • ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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    Why are erect cocks banned off TV, anyway?
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